big fish ([personal profile] liltuna) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-08-07 04:11 pm

Is that in inches or centimeters?

 

 


what are they packing meme 🍆
A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant.

No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead.



How to Play
— Leave a top-level comment with your character.
— Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours.
— Be bad.

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[personal profile] girlfail 2024-08-08 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A needle then? Got it.
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[personal profile] fujifilms 2024-08-08 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, Mhm. there it is. 300mg dose of the good stuff.

Thanks, pigtails.
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[personal profile] girlfail 2024-08-08 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
( yw, cameraman. )

Oh? You offering samples?
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[personal profile] fujifilms 2024-08-08 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
In yer dreams, shorty.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I keep my pistol holstered.
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[personal profile] girlfail 2024-08-08 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
( honestly, best not to stick his dick in crazy anyway, )

Boo. I get questioned on the first date and you don't even put out?
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[personal profile] fujifilms 2024-08-08 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Something of a mantra you've got there. ]

Outside of my council on your bad choices, consider me a eunuch.