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Is that in inches or centimeters?

what are they packing meme 🍆

A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend. The eggplant.

No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead.

How to Play
— Leave a top-level comment with your character.
— Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours.
— Be bad.

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Ooo I like that! Ok not a wand…a rod?

[she snorts and laughs at that.]

Or maybe a whole staff.

Now you're getting it.

[She drops her hands and rests them on her hips.]

Are you a fan of... staves?

Mmmm~ I mean I do think about them a lot. Wands, staves, the more powerful and dangerous the better.

[She’s floating just an inch off the ground but it lets her glide smoothly closer.]

I’ve never gotten to attune to one before.

[Floating. How convenient. She misses being able to do that. Still, she grins and takes a step closer.]

I'm sure we can work something out if you want to... attune, with mine.

Y-yeah? Yeah that sounds...sounds pretty hot.

[Drifting even closer, pale face blushing hotter as she lets her eyes trail down along Usa's body to her skirt.]

Magic doesn't usually come without a cost right? Well...I'll cover it. Whatever you want.

[She looks right into the other woman's eyes, letting her have as long a look as she likes.]

That all depends upon the type of magic. Mine relies upon emotion, so as long as you keep me happy, there won't be a problem.

[Mandy gives a visible shiver, blushing and trying to throw it back by making her eyes glow green.]

Well if that’s the case Miss…

[She does a cheesy mid-air curtsy flashing a teasing smile.]

How can I make you happiest?

[Impressive. She grins at change in her new friend's eyes. Green isn't her color but on this person it fits.]

It's warm in here. Maybe you could help me cool off a little.

[She turns, slowly, swaying her hips intentionally as she does so. With her back facing the other woman, she reaches back and lifts her hair out of the way, revealing a zipper.]

And tell me how you float like that.

[There’s a barely disguised sound of excitement, a sharp intake of breath and she floats closer to carefully, slowly unzip the dress. Taking a chance she leans forward to kiss the nape of Usa’s neck leaving a black lipstick mark.]

I’m Half alien, and a quarter demon. Comes with all sorts of fun perks.

[Like having genitalia that changes depending on her partner’s needs ~~Or which thread she’s in.~~ But Mandy doesn’t usually brag about that. Instead she takes the zipper as far down as it will go, then teases the exposed back with her fingernail tracing Usa’s spine.]

My magics not as strong as my natural powers though.

[Usa tilts her head slowly as the zipper comes down, tickling her back. There's a little giggle that's replaced by a soft hum as fingernails glide down her back. With the dress loosened, she rolls her shoulders, causing the dress to slip down her arms. She holds it up for a moment and then lets it continue to fall until it settles around her waist.]

Half alien? I don't think I've been with a half alien before.

[She glances over her shoulder, wiggling her hips. The dress shifts and drops until it pools around her ankles. All she's wearing under it is a simple pair of black panties.]

Oh? What sort of powers?

[Mandy's eyes are like a cat that just spotted a new toy. Wide and huge she places a firm grip on Usa's hips and starts to grind against her ass from behind.]

W-what? Oh right powers...I'm stronger then the average human, more durable...flight, energy blasts, I can hold my breath for a really long time...some natural magic but like the heavy stuff I have to remember how to do, spells are more complicated.

[But she offers an example by holding up one of her hands and making it glow with cosmic green energy and firing it safely off into the sky.]

[Usa hums feeling the warmth of a body pressing against hers. She sways her hips, giving a little back to the grinding against her.]

Flight... I've always wanted to be able to do that. Sounds like you're pretty tough. I'm glad we're becoming friends.

[Crimson eyes glow in the green light, a look of awe playing upon her face. Usa uses the opportunity to try turning around to face Mandy.]

Have you ever tried... things, while flying?

F-friends...yeah me too. I don't have a lot of friends to begin with and none as hot as you are.

[If she wasn't already blushing fit to burst she would be now. She grips Usa's hips a little firmer and continues to grind and buck into her as she clearly is lost in a mental image of it.]

N-no not yet. I only just learned how to fly this year but like...that would be fun and kinda dangerous wouldn't it?

You really think I'm hot?

[She's going to join in the blushing. Being so close she can't help as her body begins to respond, making her arousal grow thanks to the grinding and bucking against her.]

I think it would be a little bit dangerous. We'd have to make sure to hold on to each other tight.

[There's a little gasp as Mandy feels Usa's arousal before she sees it properly and starts to grind harder, a sense of desperate horniness building as she nodded a little too eagerly.]

S-so fucking hot, gorgeous, beautiful!

[Words were failing her so she slid her arms around Usa to hold her as close as she could and started hovering them both off the ground about two feet into the air at first, giving Usa a good feel of her soft squishy figure.]

[Usa grinds right back, enjoying the pressure and friction of Mandy's body against her own.]

I was just thinking the same thing about you.

[Feeling arms around her, she does the same, holding onto Mandy though having no idea what she was planning. Sure, she'd said it might be fun, but she doesn't expect it to happen. Usa gets her bearings, rubbing against Mandy while she adjusts her arms and ultimately wraps one leg around Mandy's thigh.]

Impulsive. I think I'm going to like you.

You're one of the few people who actually like that about me.

[Once that leg is secure and Mandy feels the bulge pressing into her she can't help herself but shoot up into the air a little too fast gripping Usa tight and rolling her hips in the process.]

S-sorry sorry sorry just...being happy makes flying easier and faster and...holy shit do you make me happy.

I'm glad to be among such an elite crowd.

[She clings to Mandy when they suddenly take off into the air. Even though she's terrified, she's also excited, and getting harder. She presses against Mandy's thighs again and again trying to get some relief from being trapped.]

That's alright. I wanted to do this while flying, so you can blame me for the bad idea. Or great idea. I guess we'll find out, won't we.

[She reaches up to cup Mandy's cheek.]

I'm glad to know I make you happy. I hope I can make you even happier very soon. Shall we dispense with the rest of these things getting in our way?

[The feeling of having her cheek cupped set her joy into over drive, to the point where her hair was flaring out like a Miyazaki movie.]

Y-yes! Yes please! I need you inside me like yesterday!

[Slowing her ascent now that they are good and dangerously high Mandy keeps a firm grip on Usa and starts to wriggle out of her panties with the free hand. Once they are off her thighs they slide to her ankles and she kicks them off letting them tumble to the ground below.]

Some perv is gonna find some soaked panties from the sky like the angels are fucking.

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