Is that in inches or centimeters?

[liltuna]

 

what are they packing meme 🍆 A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant. No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead. How to Play — Leave a top-level comment with your character. — Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours. — Be bad.

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Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

[sanguivorous]

It's so hard to say. In men so tall it can go in two extremes, I've found.

[holdshisown]

[Why!? He does not understand why anyone would care enough to make a guess about something like that.]

...Is that so?

[sanguivorous]

[Why does Astarion do anything? For his amusement.

And maybe curiosity.]

Hmm-mm. I'm about 5'9", so I would say you're almost 2' larger than me...

[He trails off, looking him up and down nice and thoughtfully.]

[holdshisown]

[He is, sadly enough, quite familiar with such attitudes.]

I'd say you'd be right in that assessment, give or take an inch or two...

[He can't help but fidget a bit under such close scrutiny, for that he is a bit less used to.]

[sanguivorous]

[See, that's only making this more fun for him. He has one finger to his jaw, tapping it as he thinks, then points it as he comes to a decision.]

8 to 8 and a half inches, perhaps. Hard, of course.

[Beat.]

But quite slender.

[holdshisown]

[He is struck momentarily dumb for a moment or two, his mind not quite able to process such brazenness. Then, somehow, his face turns even redder than it had been in the beginning as he tries to formulate a respons.]

That... how...? Why?!

[sanguivorous]

Oh, was I spot on?

[How exciting!]

[holdshisown]

[Maedhros makes a pained sound.]

...Pretty much, yes.

[Oh how he wishes the ground could just open up and swallow him whole so that he might escape this mortifying conversation.]

[sanguivorous]

What fun this was! [Truly, look at that face.] And fortune smiles on whomever beds you.

[holdshisown]

Yes... fun... [He gives the other man a half-hearted glare.] One would hope so. I would not wish to be an inconsiderate lover.

[sanguivorous]

You know what they say, it's not the size of the boat but how you row it. So don't sit on your laurels.

[holdshisown]

I have not heard that saying before but I can't really argue with the logic behind it. I would not, I much prefer to cater to my partners want's and needs in any case. [What fun would such things be if your partner did not have a good time, after all?]

[sanguivorous]

Of course, a conscientious man such as yourself would only be as conscientious in the bedroom.

[holdshisown]

I would not enjoy myself unless my partner did. Intimacy like that should be a mutual thing.

[sanguivorous]

I know I only bring it upon myself that people think I'm always being contrarian, but I wholeheartedly agree.

[holdshisown]

I was not assuming you felt any differently. Just stating my own thoughts on the matter.

[sanguivorous]

In that case, my apologies. We are two men with similar ideals, then.

[holdshisown]

That's alright, I might have chosen my words a bit more carefully to avoid the misunderstanding. It sseems we are.

[sanguivorous]

Do you have anyone currently that can be so blessed? With your prick, I mean.

[Okay, back to making him embarrassed.]

[holdshisown]

[And once again his face turned red and flushed.]

Ah... no. No I do not.

[sanguivorous]

Is that so...

[He draws out that "so", his tone weirdly musical and enigmatic.]

[holdshisown]

Yes...?

[He almost feel like he should be worried.]