sexting meme!

[waitingforsin]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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alhaitham | genshin impact

[scribals]

( misfires and assumed cr welcome! )

[merlot]

... are you outside of the practice room? i booked it for a couple of hours, but i just heard something out there.

[ idol au? ]

[scribals]

[ YES ]

Probably nothing. Why? Afraid someone's going to interrupt your precious alone time?

[merlot]

shut up.

[ but after a bit: ]

nilou told me she saw some guy looking into practice rooms last week, but he disappeared before she could ask anybody about him.

[scribals]

Could be a stalker. There's plenty of idols who use the practice rooms here and security could be better.

[ alhaitham, that isn't comforting at all ]

[merlot]

[ that just reminds kaveh that he hasn't seen or heard anyone else practicing since he arrived. ]

don't remind me. the only security that exists here this late is needing a keycard to get into the building.

i'm covering the window in the door. i keep thinking i'll see a face in it in the mirrors.

[scribals]

Do you need me to come protect you? Or I could just distract you like this.

[merlot]

no, if somebody is lurking around here, i wouldn't want you to run into them. talking to you like this is helping, even if it's distracting from my practice.

[ he sends a mirror selfie, hair messily pulled up and face half-covered by his phone and the plush lion hanging from it. the shirt he's wearing is just oversized enough to likely be alhaitham's and he's got it tied up so it's more like a crop top above loose-fitting athletic pants. ]

should i post this to instagram?

[scribals]

[ ... hm. just going to save that picture to his "kaveh" folder on his phone. no one has to know. ]

Not if you don't want people to figure out that's my shirt. Pretty sure I posted a picture wearing it last week too. You really gotta stop stealing my clothes.

[merlot]

everyone knows we live in an apartment together. it's not that weird that i sometimes end up with your clothes.

[ unless, of course, they realize kaveh's the one who handles most of the laundry. but it's not like other people know that. so, of course, he posts it anyway with a couple of music note emoji as the caption. at least their manager will be happy they're both using their social media. ]

just don't like it. if you do, it'll really set things off.

[scribals]

[ there's no immediate text back but kaveh does get a notification soon after that just says:

al.haitham liked your picture

because alhaitham is an asshole who enjoys kaveh-centered chaos ]

[merlot]

[ he shouldn't have said anything. despite the late hour, a flurry of comments start popping up on his post after alhaitham likes it, many of them instantly clocking the shirt and speculating on their relationship given how quickly alhaitham liked the post.

kaveh sighs to himself, knowing he's only spared from more chaos by the fact that alhaitham rarely comments on any posts at all. ]

you could've waited until morning, at least!

[ another mirror selfie, this one only for alhaitham. kaveh's sitting in the center of the floor, legs crossed and one elbow resting on his knee. his cheek is propped against his palm and he's making a face that alhaitham's long familiar with, that near pout that says he's mildly annoyed. ]

[scribals]

I could have.

[ That's all he says, which is basically the equivalent of haha isn't this hilarious for Alhaitham. For now, he's going to save that picture once again and Kaveh will receive one in response.

It's Alhaitham, shirtless, sweaty, in gym shorts and his headphones in front of a mirror at the gym. Looks like he's been working out while Kaveh's been in practice. ]

[merlot]

[ he's on the verge of texting back, but the picture brings him to a stop. kaveh saves it as well, filed away in one of the many folders he has for alhaitham (if anyone ever gets into his phone or his cloud storage, he's done for), while looking it over. ]

no wonder you're still up at this time. i thought you would've been asleep.

are you planning to post that, too? and are you finished over there?

[scribals]

Can't sleep without you.

And no, I've got one from earlier that's less indecent. I'll post it when I get back home. Nahida got mad at me last time I posted in real time, said I'd encourage stalkers.

[merlot]

you're lucky our conversations are private.

[ more like kaveh's lucky, but whatever. ]

that's a good idea. should i be sending you my more indecent pictures, too? since you prefer sharing yours with me.

[scribals]

[ look, alhaitham is one scandal away from getting bored of idoldom and going back to academia. no one can look at their phones. ]

I wouldn't say no to indecent pictures. You always do look so pretty in the practice studio mirror.

[merlot]

[ well, if he does go out with a scandal, their phones would be a pretty big one, at least. ]

is that why you always seem to fall behind by a beat or two during practice? you're too busy watching me?

[ now he's just teasing him since alhaitham usually picks up on things quicker than most of the group. but he follows it with a video he took earlier, of himself dancing to guilty before he'd bothered to tie the shirt up. ]

that's indecent enough, right?

[scribals]

Yes, that's exactly it.

[ they both know that's not true, but alhaitham doesn't have any qualms about playing along. he's sitting here in amusement when the video comes in and... ah...

damn. ]

Did you record this just for me? There was no way you were going to post that.

[merlot]

i thought about posting it as part of a video doing a bunch of dance challenges from this year, but i decided against it when i watched this one back.

[ he has others to combine and post later, but this one obviously won't be included. ]

sending it to you is the reason i saved it, though.

[scribals]

Good. That's the type of video only your boyfriend should watch.

[ is he calling himself kaveh's boyfriend or just being an ass? or both! both, probably. ]

I liked it.

[merlot]

boyfriend? if that's the case, i shouldn't be sending it to anyone, right?

[ admittedly, he's always thought alhaitham considered them to be friends with benefits and he's never questioned it because he knows he's always been the more relationship-inclined one between them. ]

you should stop by to pick me up on your way from the gym. i can show you in person.