Rizz contest

[romancereturns]

by rizz alone
→ forget personality. discard the t&a. today, we're judging by pick up line-proven charisma.
→ in the subject line, don't put your info and prefs. hah! gotcha! that's where your character's greatest pick up line goes.
→ does the hook pull any fishes? or bitches? you'll learn when the bakerstreeters rate rizz from 1-10.

Comments

You look hungry. Want me to cook you something?

[changeyourself]

[ That’s it, he has no game but cares. ]

[cafeultra]

You know I can't cook, so this would totally work on me.

[changeyourself]

The way to a woman’s heart and all that.

[ He does look pretty pleased that it would be effective. ]

So. Any dietary requirements?

[cafeultra]

I'm a pretty adventurous eater. Anything too spicy is probably a bad idea, though.

[ofverdun]

Not bad.

[ A glowing review in two words. Charisma is overrated; having someone make you food? Far more appealing. One small detail however - ]

Assuming you can also make a decent cup of coffee.

[changeyourself]

[ He gives a little nod of thanks at her review, with a gracious smile. ]

It’s not a specialty of mine, but I’d say I meet or exceed decent at the least. I can think of a few meals that pair well with it that should push the profile up a little.

"You'd better give it your all, or don't bother."

[sweetsinthesheets]

[...Yeahhh....]

[earsnake]

Y-your passion really makes my heart flutter...

what were we supposed to get for dinner again?

[crowcalls]

(no, this is not because he's flirting, he's just hungry....)

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.

[cafeultra]

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple!

[infinite1ups]

Do I know you? You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

[andgracetoo]

"Do you want to have sex?"

[infernaling]

[changeyourself]

Hmmmmm. I feel that this would be highly effective, but I'm not sure it’d be a good idea to use it… hard to rate.

[infernaling]

I'm giving myself a 10, it's never failed me so far.

[tiveragh]

[Tieve responds with a little smile and a look of shy, doelike, innocent fascination, which Ea probably knows by now is 99% affected.] ...you mean with you?

[Roll for initiative, girlfriend.]

[infernaling]

[ eyes narrow for a fraction, a quick moment of Who else? before the expression of disaffected nonchalance returns. ]

Evidently, we're talking pick-up lines here.

"We can talk about whatever you want. I like listening to you."

[tiveragh]

[Coupled with the most earnest of facial expressions.

...the hell of it is, more often than not she actually is interested.]

[wingdoovers]

Sure win with the 'secretly afraid they're the most boring person alive' crowd.

[tiveragh]

You learn a lot about people by giving them free rein to talk about themselves. You learn whether they'll reciprocate or whether they'll just take you at your word and walk all over you. You get all the little bits of information they drop, without giving anything about yourself away at all. You learn how to handle them before they know how to handle you, and you learn what they want you to see in them.

A win is a win. [...it could be concerning that she's approaching this in such a calculated way. More like a honey trap than an attempt at honest seduction. Except:]

And sometimes you run into someone who really does just need a friend or lover to listen to them, and it helps.

Hi.

[brokensmile]

Hmph.... idiot.

[brownbunny]

I went off the rails in my thirties. Isn't that funny?

[deadlysentencing]

[internalizing]

I believe they call that a mid-life crisis.

[deadlysentencing]

But isn't it /funny/? Hah, maybe I should have taken on comedy as a career path.