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[mykingdom]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. SHENANIGANS.
5. have fun!!

Comments

[toobig]

how are you texting me from inside your evangelion crystal

[lionheardted]

I kept a few essentials with me. it gets boring in here otherwise.

[toobig]

makes sense, i would too.

no food though?

[lionheardted]

don't need it. crystal is self-sustaining.

[toobig]

i guess we really don't need to eat, technically speaking...

i'd kinda miss it though...

[why do you think he's so tall?]

[lionheardted]

the taste is alright.

[ when was the last time you ate, bertl ]

[toobig]

[like ten minutes ago, probably.]

wait, you eat the crystal?

[lionheardted]

no I meant food.

the crystal just kinda tastes like crystal. there's no point.

[toobig]

crystal isn't a flavor

[lionheardted]

and you would know?

[toobig]

[Pause]

no, but im doubting it

[lionheardted]

when you get stuck in a crystal cause your friends abandoned your plan in favor of playing pretend with a bunch of children then you can tell me whether or not crystal tastes like crystal

[toobig]

we didn't... abandon you

[TEXTS SWEATILY]

don't be mad at me...

[lionheardted]

you did. but I really shouldnt be so surprised. reiner had gone native years before he went to the scouting legion.

SHOTS FIRED

[toobig]

guess who didn't help me at all with that

too busy having secret meetings with eren right?

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SHE SAID IT

[lionheardted]

its not my job to look after you and your boyfriend

[ just gonna ignore that, bitch ]

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toobig]

[!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

he's not...... my boyfriend................

[lionheardted]

yeah, and I'm not the female titan. get real.

[ And well, this is a TFLN meme after all... ]

have you two had sex yet or are you waiting for me to make you do that too?

[toobig]

[Gck!]

we wouldn't... we... n...o...

[lionheardted]

not for lack of trying, I bet.

does reiner have trouble getting it up because he thinks you're both human? or is it your sweat that turns him off?

[toobig]

you don't have to be rude about it, wow

he... forgot...

[lionheardted]

ugh don't cry you big baby i didn't mean it

you see why you should've said something sooner? who knows when you'll get a chance to bang him again.

[toobig]

i'm not... crying...

[He totally is.]

i didn't... think it would get this bad, annie...

[lionheardted]

[ n-no don't cry we're friends annie doesn't want you to be actually sad, bertl!! ]

there was no way anyone could've known. don't dwell on it too much, what can you do to try and fix it?

[toobig]

its gone a little far to try and fix it....

i don't... know...