Sell, sell

[reversesock]

SELL ME YOUR CHARACTER

The Question: Why should anyone want to date/ship with/be in a relationship/fall in love with yours?
The Challenge: Answer that question under the character limit for a Dreamwidth comment subject header.

✱ Comment with your character. In the body of the comment, feel free to either link a picture of your character or leave it blank.
✱ THE CATCH IS THIS! Don't put the usual mumbo jumbo in the subject. Instead, sell us on your character by summing them up in an appealing (or funny, or dumb) way! IE, Bruce Wayne could be "rich Daddy with a love for costumes." Paul Atreides or Luke Skywalker could be "cute space messiah." YOU GET THE PICTURE.
✱ Everyone, including your character, can see the tagline.
✱ Any takers?

Comments

entitled firstborn syndrome but he's got sex appeal and never lacks money.

[1stnoel]

( here be he! )

Looking for a sensitive boy you can rile up and tease, but who will still fall for you afterwards?

[pettymuch]

[ Here he is! ]

Ancient horror witch who's always in a good mood

[allthecharm]

[vampirische]

[Raises eyebrow.]

Always in a good mood? I find that harder to believe than the first part.

a real fixer-upper of a friendless loser who doesn't care unless robots or explosions are involved.

[hyperfix]

[and who almost certainly cuts his own hair when it gets too long.]

extremely loyal to family, certified child prodigy in her field

[edquivalentexchange]

Nearly immortal, cute as heck, former cheerleader but also a cheerleader in personality.

[infinite1ups]

I don't know how much that last one is going to sell anyone. It makes me sound like a mean girl.

Free coffee, great sex, random facts about your interests.

[cafeultra]

[darotisentys]

I can attest to all of the above.

Pretty girl who cracks jokes and destroys bad guys' nutsacks

[nutkrusher]

Potential Golden Retriever BF (Best Friend)

[knockingatthedoor]

Overly serious, shit-talking assassin that uses the entirety of the blood money for a good cause

[rippedoff]

[Shinobu scoffs, looking at the description.]

There's too many bad people in this world to retire from the profession entirely.

[shinsengumiwolf]

And what profession might that be?

[as if saito doesn't know. he may wear the uniform of a police officer, but only fools see that and take it for granted. she just seems...amusing. it isn't often he meets women who can wield swords.]

former idol turned single mother who just wants love and affection

[mewsically]

[nya!]

[carebarian]

[ in this house we brake for mommas. especially if they need affection! karlach's a stranger, but she's happy enough to open up her arms for a hug, if that's the sort of affection needed here. ]

Different circumstances, but maybe we need the same thing.

Britain's finest wanker. Musician. Idiot. Doesn't act his age. Falls in love too quickly. Trainwreck

[babyqueen]

[ on blast, yikes. ]

Medalist. Perfect if you care about your 'me' time.

[russianicetiger]

"cute space messiah"

[xwing]

.. You didn't have to use the example.. and it's not even accurate!

4th wall y/n?

[untangle]

new god of madness and former hero with a fragile yet loyal heart

[voidghost]

a tormented herald of the apocalypse, but he stays silly!

[tequila_sunset]

Beautiful, cheerful high school athlete and full time gremlin

[beautymarker]

indulge in your thirst for the clergy but avoid all that awkward religious trauma

[ratsman]

Flexy and wiggly boy, will jump from high places even if you don't want him to, plays music 4 u.

[oftherockopera]

clownmaxxing bully of a girlfail so very full of whimsy.

[girlfail]

( 'is that a good thing though' no not really but these are the cards dealt nonetheless. )

Aren't you tired of being nice, that meme in comparison to her otherself.

[battlefieldbloom]

comes with adventure

[familyalien]

well-traveled, likes the ladies, and looking for a bite

[vampirische]