Your office? The fridge? That one car? Notes for all occasions

[mcmemeface]

THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE NOTES MEME

1. Post your character trying to convey information.
2. SURPRISE SURPRISE. You cannot text. Therefore you must use whatever you have available to write a passive-aggressive note conveying your point of view.
3. ??
4. Profit.

Comments

Mister Gold | Once Upon a Time | OTA

[amicustenebris]

[ A sign hangs over the Open/Closed sign on the door to the antique shop. ]

Due to recent events that shall not be discussed, if you cannot clap your hands, you are not welcome in this establishment.

-Management

[neverdisappointed]

[Does she need antiques? Of course not; she's a college student. But that sign sparks her curiosity and ropes her in, even if it claims that she won't get an answer to satisfy her.]

You know that sign outside could be considered biased against one-handed people, right?

becca nova ~ original ~ ota

[cafeultra]

[ Written in Becca's impeccable handwriting and taped to the cash register at Café Ultra: ]

Wet currency will not be accepted. Go cry about it somewhere else. Have a nice day! ♥ Becca

[darotisentys]

Is gold coin accepted?

[cafeultra]

No.

Because you don't have to pay me.

[darotisentys]

Ah, I see how it works.

[cafeultra]

Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing what your currency looks like?

But there's no way I'm letting you pay for a coffee.

[darotisentys]

[He takes a coin out of his pocket and hands it over to her. It is small, likely the size of a dime, and has a seven pointed star on one side. The other side bears his father's likeness (they haven't had time to strike new ones).]

I an looking forward to trying some.

[cafeultra]

I'll get you a cup after I look at this.

[ She takes the coin, turning it over in her grasp to inspect the markings on both sides. Immediately she recognizes that the face must be a king - one of Aemond's relatives, naturally - but it's the star that draws her attention. ] What's up with the star?

[darotisentys]

It represents the Seven. The faces of our God.

ness tavane "tav" | baldur's gate 3 / dnd oc

[aberratic]

[ literally notes are her favored mode of communication. this meme was made for her.

posted on the front of her tent: ]

It is Quiet Reading Hours in Lesser Candlekeep (aka my tent). Anyone who disturbs me agrees to forfeit their (non-dominant, I'm not a monster) hand, as per Candlekeep rules. Thank you for your understanding and silence during this time.

[sanguivorous]

[Posted on his tent flap]

Any person(s) with blonde hair that must spend the night in my bed are responsible for picking up each and every strand that comes off on the pillow.

[aberratic]

[ left in astarion's lap when he wakes up from his trance: ]

I didn't even know it was possible for elves to snore in their trances, our acquaintance has been so educational!

[sanguivorous]

[Tucked into her hair as she sleeps.]

I humbly request that you don't waste your beautiful voice singing to the dog and instead pet my head as you serenade me, a sentient being that will be able to actually appreciate the intent.

[aberratic]

[ slipped between the pages of whatever book astarion is currently reading: ]

This one's not worth it, darling, Prince Charming kills the monster and never gets any sort of comeuppance for being a condescending twat. I have better options in my trunk, pick one from there instead.

In Memoriam | Comics AU | OTA

[midnightdoctor]

If you don't want to pay you can drag your bitch ass to the hospital.

[Hah!]

[blackmarketsouls]

They don’t let me in there anymore, so I guess I better find the cash.

[He’s being awfully cheeky for someone who looks like they just got the shit beat out of them.]

[midnightdoctor]

Sheesh. Somebody did a number on him but she still doesn't accept lines of credit from people she doesn't know.

"I guess you better. Especially if whoever did that to you is still walking around."

[blackmarketsouls]

“No fear of that. He won’t be walking anywhere for a good while.”

He flexes the fingers of his right hand with a lopsided smile.

“So what’ll it cost me for a few stitches and setting a broken bone?”

[midnightdoctor]

There's something about his grin that unnerves her but a client is a client...for now.

"Depends on what's broken but the stitches I can do for a hundred. The follow up care kit is included in that."

[blackmarketsouls]

Yeah, Wesley kind of has that effect on people. Anyway, he clicks his tongue and begins to fish around in his pocket.

“Faute de grives, on mange des merles,” he mutters. For want of thrushes, one eats blackbirds. That is to say, beggars can’t be choosers.

“I think it’s something in my arm. Might just be something popped out of place, can’t say. Hurts like a bitch though.”

He finally takes out a wallet and produces a handful of crumpled bills.

[midnightdoctor]

Yeah, that'll do.

"Have a seat." She starts by gathering her supplies since he's at least going to need stitches.

"French? What does it mean?"

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

Your actions have not gone unnoticed. See that you rectify them before I need to deal with this myself. You will not like the consequenses if you do not.

Alastor || Hazbin Hotel

[acestrawberrypimp]

[ Posted on the door to his bedroom and signed quite elegantly by Alastor himself. ]

If you find this door to be locked DO NOT ENTER. Obviously it is assumed that you will not be able to enter, but the fact remains. Do not unlock the locked if you are not prepared for what you might see within.

wise ― zzz

[cpus]

( the note reads as followed at the front of random play. )

OVERDUE RETURNS ARE EXPECTED TO HAVE YOU BRING IN A LATE FEE.

- WISE.