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meaningless performative positivity graphics: the meme

the InspiroBot meme

Pretty simple: go ask InspiroBot for an 'inspirational' quote or several and then use it to make threads happen. It's like A Softer World but possibly with even more existential dread and false smiling.

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1. BREAKING THE LAW IS PERMISSIBLE
2. SUPPRESS EVIDENCE AND SEEK MENTAL HELP IF THAT'S WHATEVER YOUR BODY WANTS
3. REDUCE THE EVIL
4. SING, WORSHIP, AND BE ENSLAVED.
5. WILDCARD: GIVE HER A GRAPHIC.

LET'S MAKE SELF-RESPECT TREND ON TWITTER

[ is... is that what we're calling it inspirobot?! i can't believe this was the first result ]

1. 1 WAY 2 DEFINE CHARACTER STRENGTH IS WALKING AROUND IN PUBLIC WITH A SEMI-BONER WHILE BEING TOTALLY UNABLE 2 STOP.
2. MAKE HEAVEN YOUR BITCH, AND YOUR BITCH A CLOWN.
3. KNOWING CAN MAKE YOU SACRIFICED.
4. BE A CULT CONNOISSEUR.
5. WILDCARD HIM, BB.

[ Flips the card back to him. ] And were you going to tell us about these other "cults" you've sampled to become such an expert in your field?

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Just a "semi" boner?

[ Her expression is wryly amused. ]

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forgot this was not a text thing but he still speaks in bold, lol

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♥

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1. LIFE IS UNEXPECTEDLY LETHAL
2. STARS ARE TRYING TO TEAR APART YOUR SHAME
3. PHILOSOPHY IS THE VICTORY OF THE INTELLECTUALS
4. OUR CAPACITY TO POISON OUR EXISTANCE ALSO GIVES US THE CAPACITY TO LEAN AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE
5. RULE 7: RESIST THE ENEMIES OF OTHER PEOPLE

"To parrot a cliche... 'no one gets out of life alive'..." Jason says, looking amused.

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Isn't it just?

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1. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A WHORE IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD LIVE LIKE ONE

2. INTELLIGENT MACHINES they live to mistreat you

3. Laugh at exorcisms

[ On brand for her, honestly. ]

Edited (of course I borked the html lmao) 2024-07-05 15:17 (UTC)

For what it is 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍, I also find exorcisms funny.

For vastly different reasons, 𝖆𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖑𝖞, but amusing nonetheless.

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1. CAN YOU TRUST AVERAGE PEOPLE?
2. FIRST COMES A SUSPICION, THEN COMES AN ATTACK.
3. WHOMEVER CONTROLS THE BEYOND CONTROLS FLESH
4. FORGET BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS. NOT DONUTS.
5. WILDCARD: GIVE HER A GRAPHIC.

1. It's no longer a secret that you're hilarious

2. You can be the first guy to touch things that nobody yet has touched.

3. Cows are chillaxed.

4. Friends can make certain people pity what any rational individual would think of as unpityable.

5. [Bring your own!]

1. DON'T STOP CHEERING ON HOMOSEXUAL INSTITUTIONS.
2. A RELATIONSHIP CAN INSPIRE YOU TO (CONSENSUALLY) GRAB PUSSY.
3. ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO GET A JOB IS A GHOST AND A KISS.
4. YOU CAN BECOME WHAT ANY DECENT INDIVIDUAL WOULD DEEM UNBECOMABLE.
5. Wildcard - send/read him an image instead!

[ Just going to skirt right over the third one - something, something, important discussion and failed phonesex while your father was on the toilet shh don't worry.

These all fit him to a T (even if they read like the Ghouls wrote their own infinite oracle deck), but she taps the last of them. ] This one. I know you know, but the reminder is as good now as it's ever been.

i feel like he mostly just makes this face at his parents and swiss, tbh

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we in this family have default expressions and yes, i think that's about right

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1. Care as if you were a villain.
2. The end of the world will be 99 percent cool and 1 percent pleasurable.
3. Do you know someone who is an obedient boy? No.
4. [ BYOIB. ]

[Staring deadpan at #3.] Really? What the fuck is this. You can't think of one single mostly obedient boy? ...You wound me.

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brb drowning in my feelings ;_;

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♥♥♥♥

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♥!!!💀

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i love this ghoul influx and am always happy to be your proving grounds!

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😌 good.

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1. THERE'S NO NEED TO BE NICE
2. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE SMELL OF A FEAR OF DEATH IN THE MORNING
3. LISTEN. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
4. TALENT IS IDIOTIC.
5. WILDCARD: GIVE HIM A GRAPHIC.

1. IF YOU EVER NORMAL, THERE'S AN ACTOR IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US
2. DO YOU KNOW A BRILLIANT WASTE OF SPACE? YES, YOU.
3. WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF A CONTROVERSIAL DEBATE, DON'T FORGET TO TRY NOT TO KILL SOMEONE.
4. NO BEAUTY NO EJACULATION.
5. WILDCARD: GIVE HER A GRAPHIC.

1. MULTI-RESISTANT BACTERIA CRUSHES LAW AND ORDER
2. DON'T FACE YOUR FEARS JUST BE NICE
3. SHOW YOUR ANIMOSITY

[OOC: Served Nihil thru Terzo until he couldn't stand Terzo's bs anymore, and dipped.]

1. You carry the potential to become a hunk.
2. Isn't it kind of obvious that Revelations can turn into romance if we try to step outside that little box of ours?
3. Are vintage apologies equal to newer apologies?
4. Life is a movie where "the star" is shit.
5. If you want friendship, you'll have to keep up with the spanking.
6. Infinity challenges our entire idea of alcohol.

It depends on when they're said.

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1. THE WORLD AND A WISE MAN IS A QUITE EXPLOSIVE COMBINATION INDEED.

2. ONLY WHEN YOU MANAGE TO COMPREHEND YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT, WILL YOU FIND A LIFE.

3. ERASING THE SYSTEM STARTS WITH YOU AND ME.

4. IF WE AS PEOPLE ACTUALLY START LISTENING TO EACH OTHER, WE CAN MAKE SEX RESPECTABLE.

5. or bring your own!

1. PHYSICAL ACTIVITY: A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

2. TRY TO BE THE REASON SOME RANDOM GUY GETS SCARED.

3. BECOMING ABOVE AVERAGE AT FLEXING REQUIRES SPENDING MONEY ON COURSES.

4. POPULARITY IS TO DARE TO GET LOST WITHIN YOUR OWN MIND.

5. or bring your own!

1. IF THERE'S A WAY TO SHOUT AT HIM, THERE'S A WAY TO END HIM.
2. A FUTURE CAN PUSH YOU TO MAKE ME SMILE.
3. MAKE USELESSNESS THE PAST.

1. weather patterns

2. a great attitude

3. public service

4. don't get upset

5. today/tomorrow

1. TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE CAFFEINATED
2. RELATIVES. They want to bury you
3. FINDING ONE'S TRUE SELF CAN BE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BRAIN FUCK
4. BYOQuote!

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