Speaking of lists

[celebratory]

who's on your to-do list? a meme for talking about all the people you wish you could bang...   Who does your character want to get it in with? We're talking celebrity crushes, fictional characters, the Yellow Power Ranger, people that are way out of their league, office mates who don't even know they exist, exes who they can't stop thinking about, the weather lady on Channel 4, hot people who've they've only had in dreams, people that they'd LOVE to have in reality if they could... Well? List 'em!    how to play 1. Create a top-level with a list of your character's current Bangable Bucket List™ — a list of people they'd tap if they could! For a softer option, maybe this could be a list of people to kiss, or just a list of people they'd like to meet one day. And for the more stubborn characters, let's say some forced honesty is in place here. Blank top-levels will be deleted! 2. Tag around and judge each other's lists. Britney Spears is a good choice, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating yourself a bit. Plus, there's always the off chance that your character will see themselves on someone else's list! How exciting! 3. Bonus bragging rights for those who've tackled someone on your list and has stories to tell about it (but not THAT many bonus points, because it's rude to kiss and tell!)

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Harley Quinn | Suicide Squad Isekai | OTA

[maiden_of_mischief]

[Excuse her as she pulls out a comically long list.]

Startin' with my own world:

Wonderwoman, any of the adult Batwomen, Supergirl, Power Girl, Jessica Cruz, pretty much any of the Amazons, Catwoman, Black Canary, Enchantress, Hawkwoman... think that's most of `em!

Outside my world:

Daenarys Targaryn, Sansa Stark, Margaery Tyrell, Missandei, Cersei Lannister, Legolas, Éowyn, Galadriel, Jessica Rabbit, Sarah Connor, Cassie Cage, Jade, Li Mei, Sheeva, Sonya Blade, Mileena...

I could go on like this for a while. If you're a capable woman in your field or a very pretty man, you're probably on the list.

Re: Harley Quinn | Suicide Squad Isekai | OTA

[symboltobeaddedlater]

....Is this really the reason you called me over? To read this list to me? You said it was an emergency.

[And yes she absolutely noted her own name was on it.]

[legitlessgrump]

...I underestimated how long this list would be. And that there are more women too.

[Granted he didn't recognize every name there.]

[holdshisown]

...Should I feel worried for my cousins virtue?

[Maedhros asks with obvious amusement, knowing full well little Galadriel needs no ones help to rid herself of unwanted suitors.]

[handsonapproach]

Maybe it would be faster to list the women you aren't interested in?

[cuttingmotion]

...I'll be honest, I don't know any of these people, but hey - dream big!

[peacewithouttyranny]

That is... Impressive?

[That sounds about right? Though it's the length he found impressive rather than the names. He doesn't know a single person in there, probably.]

Li Xiang (Rover) | Wuthering Waves

[outofmygourd]

[He's desperately trying to hide the list given the nature of it, but it appears he has no choice in the matter. Reading quite plainly, typed out to his great dismay:

Camellya, Scar, Chixia, Jihnsi]

[maiden_of_mischief]

Hah! Stalker-Fucker

[She is literally pointing and laughing at him.]

Fu Hua | Honkai Impact 3rd | OTA

[pearlofshenzhou]

[Hua doesn't want to look at it, and she refuses to while folding her arms while the list sits on the table like a menace with its red lettering.

Kiana, Kevin, Elysia, Rita, Kalpas

Crossover: Zhongli, Xiao]

Exusiai | Arknights | OTA, F/F preferred

[gunblessed]

H-Hey, give that back--Come on, don't out me like this!

[The list reads as such:

>Mostima
>Fiametta
>Texas
>Executor
>(Illegible, Exusiai seems to have successfully scribbled it out.) ]

[rovescio]

...

[Well. What does one say to that.]

Magnus Bane || The Shadowhunter Series || OTA

[nyaagnus]

[The list is so long it's trailing off the table, but at most prominently at the top is the name 'Alexander Lightwood'.]

Good grief, I thought we weren't meant to kiss and tell.

Libra Sforza (MBCC Chief) | Path to Nowhere | M/F

[shackledandbound]

[The fact that he feels compelled to read the damn list out loud rather than to keep it to himself, Libra has to wonder if this is how others feel on the other end of his shackles. It's a sobering thought.]

--Hamel.

[Though as much as he'd love to stop there....]

--Adela, Enfer.

[....And since he's not being honest, the list is unfurling on its own as he curses aloud.

Nightingale, Shalom, Deren.]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

[It's a very short list. In fact it has only one name on it. Fingon]

Just pretend you did not see that... please?

[fireandstone]

Why should I? {He is peeking. He knows things, cousin, and his smile is telling.} I like your list!

Lura Flintflower ("Tav") / Ivali | Baldur's Gate 3 | OTA

[greedandguile]

Uhh, nearly everyone at camp, truth be told. Though they probably deserve better than one person full of secrets and a history of seducing corrupt rich folk and then offing them for their valuables. No one else really comes to mind.

[maiden_of_mischief]

Hey, don't put yourself down, some people find that sorta thing hot.

The Lone Wanderer || Fallout 3

[wasteland_101]

It's not a long list. Too many would like to see me dead.

Butch Why did my biggest bully have to be good looking.
Paladin Lyons
Three Dog

And others I haven't met yet.

sugawara koushi | haikyuu

[beautymarker]

There's no one special, really, lots of attractive people out there but none I'm really lusting after.

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel | (m/m for any smut)

[harderdaddy]

This is just people I haven' fucked yet and wanna, otherwise we'd be here all day.

Whiskers. Obviously.
Smiles. But he don't do that.
Lucifer. Always down for a short King.
I should write this shit down, I feel like I'm missin' people.

[poppies_and_clovers]

What's Lucifer like, anyway? Sounds like he's at least not as much of an ass as Valentino

Kyon - Haruhi Suzumiya Series - OTA

[kyonichero]

[Oh nooo. Oh noooo. Why. His list is short but he's trying to hide it.]

Mikuru Asahina
Usagi Tsukino
Haruhi Suzumiya

[maiden_of_mischief]

Listen bud, we all wanna fuck Sailor Moon. Not somethin' to be embarrassed about.

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

[Some of these he has slept with, but you know multiverse. Alternates exist after all.]

- Atomic Lass
- April O'Neil
- Kaede/Lucy
- MK
- Tsubasa Kurenai
- Carrie White

[The list could be longer but the player is drawing a blank, but if Donnie's had a flirty/shippy thread with a character, and they're around his age, they are probably on the list.]

[prayercloset]

[ Don't think she doesn't peep that last entry; as a matter of fact, her eyes appear fixed on it, impossibly wide in a beet-red face.




Really? Her????? ]

Arianna Caledonia 🌱 Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold 🌱 f/f

[daughterofthemark]

[Arianna's list starts out with a few names from canon that probably won't be familiar to anyone: Dame Marion, Lady Gradriel, Dame Regina, Dame Artelinde, and one out-of-place-looking Sir something-illegible. Past that is... almost everyone she's ever interacted with and a number of people she technically hasn't but she saw them on the other side of the meme room or something. ]

...gracious, it's quite a long list when they're all written individually like this.

[This may be the first time she's ever been embarrassed about it.]

MJ | MCU | OTA

[neverdisappointed]

[Reading through her own list makes her frown, because it's way too long for someone who's convinced herself that she doesn't have much of a sex drive. If she's threaded with your character, their name is probably on there. If you're a well-known Avenger or affiliate who's never interacted with her, yeah, probably on there. But the most confusing point for her?]

... why the hell is the name "Peter Parker" on here three times?

[powerandresponsibility]

Hey, it’s a good name! It’s got fun alliteration!

takahashi akira | yohaji! | ota

[seeinside]

[ Makoto
Haruaki
Sensei♡
█████ oh oops, he's hastily scribbling out that last one as we speak. Probably not too important. ]

[facedujour]

[Makoto isn't even trying to copy Akira when he makes the same expression as him, it just happens.]

Sensei?? Akira-kun, are you sure ...? [He absolutely wouldn't put it past his friend to not really have gotten the idea of this 'game' the way most... ahem. Less Akira people would have. That is why he also doesn't think too much about seeing his own name there yet. It's probably just a "somebody whose make-up I'd like to learn more about" list or something.

But also, should he be worried about that scribbled out last option? Since when does Akira-kun think twice or is shy?]

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[ Her list, which she hasn't noticed yet, has the following... Sakuya, Patchouli, Meiling, Koakuma, almost any fairy maid with some level of physical maturity, Satori, Reimu, Kaguya, Eirin, Auun... and one guy, Rinnosuke.

That's just in her world. ]

stelle 🔥 honkai: star rail 🔥 ota

[aeonchosen]

[ there are... a good number of people stelle could put on her list. in fact, instead of just being a paper list she's sitting next to a sign while fiddling with her phone. on the sign reads the following list:

1. Dan Heng

2. March 7th

3. Firefly

4. Kafka

5. Jing Yuan

6. Natasha

7. Yukong

8. Serval

9. Luka

10. Gepard

there's also an asterisk somewhere and when you follow it, it leads to a (not so) small print on the bottom corner that reads * not a full list ]

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

[Patchouli tends to deny her feelings. However... well, perhaps her isolation and general air of repression has meant that she's subject to a remarkable amount of usually-quiet horny thoughts. Her list has the following written on it:

• Remilia
  
• Sakuya
  
• Meiling
  
• Koakuma
  
• Alice
  
• Eirin
  
• Yuyuko
  
• Komachi
  
• Byakuren
  
• Sanae

...with a footnote that says "These are just the ones she's certain of, and just the ones from her world." If the list went all-in on anyone she's ever had sexy thoughts about from any world, it would probably be long enough to start pinned to the back of her hat and trail along the ground before it ran out of names.]