fortune cookie meme

[betweenasock]

FORTUNE COOKIE MEME

1. Head over here to get a fortune.

↪ Hit [open a cookie] until you get one/s you like!

2. Post the fortune/s with your character.

↪ Include your character's reaction to it.
↪ Or don't! Follow your heart.

3. Others respond to your character's fortune.
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

becca nova + original

[cafeultra]

A thrilling time is in store for you.
Learn Chinese: Friend = 朋友 - Péngyǒu
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 5-38-16-24-7-11
Daily numbers (Pick3): 187


I sure hope you're right, Fortune Cookie.

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel

[harderdaddy]

Your shoes will make you happy today.
Learn Chinese: Strawberry = Cao mei
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 04-25-50-11-15-40
Daily numbers (Pick3): 489

...is this cookie fuckin' makin' fun a my feet?

More adventures in "foreigner trying to do as the locals do"

[getoffmystage]

I think mine is broken. It just says "about time I got out of that cookie."

Agatha Harkness | MCU

[hexcoding]

It is better to be the hammer then the anvil.
Learn Chinese: Radish = Hong lou bo
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 36-47-08-46-13-37
Daily numbers (Pick3): 211

Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes

[infinite1ups]

If you want the rainbow, you have to tolerate the rain.
Learn Chinese: To catch a cold = Gan mao
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 47-27-37-8-22-49
Daily numbers (Pick3): 222

I'm pretty sure Dolly Parton said this first.

nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

"You are worth loving, you are also worth the effort it takes to love you." Eh? Is that some sort of saying? Or a riddle... ? I never heard of it.

[ Shrugging one shoulder, he pops a broken piece of cookie into his mouth. ]

[pettymuch]

[ Looks down at his own fortune with a grimace before tossing the slip of paper and cookie bits onto his plate. ]

How come you get one that makes perfect sense for you?

4 [IV] | Sleep Token

[iviciouscycle]

You will be forced to face fear, but if you do not run, fear will be afraid of you.
Learn Chinese: Change = Biànhuà
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 14-16-26-29-33-49
Daily numbers (Pick3): 123

not me squealing seeing a IV of all things here, i was just blaring euclid

[avengedninefold]

You don't strike me as the kind of puppet to even consider fear - fear is a thing of vessels ... or is it?

Luka -OC- OtA

[forrestertailor]

A new wardrobe brings great joy and change to your life.
Learn Chinese: My = wǒ de
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 20-35-14-45-39-19
Daily numbers (Pick3): 450

I am, simply, always saying this!

Sister Imperator (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Option 1: ]

[ Sister Imperator held up her fortune as she sipped on her tea. ]

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

[ She just smiled. ]



[ Option 2: ]

[ She unrolled her fortune as she finished off her full plate of orange chicken. ]

You like Chinese food.

I do, in fact.

1

[iviciouscycle]

Do you trouble Trouble often? This cookie - it seems to suit you. [This is supposed to be a compliment.]

[halfsmart]

You believe in the goodness of mankind.

Learn Chinese: Hey = Chang-Chong
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 4-8-12-23-27-36
Daily numbers (Pick3): 821

Marlowe snorts and sneers when he cracks the bright yellow cookie open, then he just sits staring at the fortune with his eyes darkening.

Frater Imperator | Ghost (RHRN)

[fraterimperator]

You are worth loving, you are also worth the effort it takes to love you.
Learn Chinese: A crucial point = Yao-Hai
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 01-24-16-05-08-07
Daily numbers (Pick3): 195

D'aww. Thanks, cookie.

[sisterimperator]

It takes no effort at all. I don't know what that fortune is trying to say.

[ And she gave it a glare as if it had personally offended her. Which, it had. ]

Clark Kent (Superman) | My Adventures with Superman

[anormalman]

Someday everything will all make perfect sense.
Learn Chinese: Sugar = tang
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 3-10-14-33-39-44
Daily numbers (Pick3): 52

Well, I sure hope it will...

[roseeclair]

"You try hard, never to fail. You don't, never to win."

...... Did I just get the Yoda line about do or do not? With worse grammar?

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

The finest men like the finest steels have been tempered in the hottest furnace.

Learn Chinese: Always Smile. = 微笑在我心 (Wei Xiao Zai Wo Xin)
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 12-09-64-56-04-39
Daily numbers (Pick3): 751

[The elf looks upon the little slip of paper with displeasure before crumpling it up and throwing it away with a derisive snort.]

Number Five | The Umbrella Academy

[5ofmylife]

It's kind of fun to do the impossible
Learn Chinese: Butter = Nai you
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 41-35-15-16-29-09
Daily numbers (Pick3): 57

It's not. Next.

Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

TOO MANY PEOPLE VOLUNTEER TO CARRY THE STOOL WHEN ITS TIME TO MOVE THE PIANO
Learn Chinese: beef = niurou
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 14-18-21-24-36-37
Daily numbers (Pick3): 739

Ain't that the truth.

[exterminatory]

This cookie seems kinda judgmental. Maybe people've got back problems. Maybe it's a grand grand and not, y'know, a baby baby.

Sodo | Ghost (RHRN)

[bloodyguitar]

One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
Learn Chinese: You = Suck
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 82-11-50-48-61-7
Daily numbers (Pick3): 091

[The ghoul is laughing in Eldritch.] THIS COOKIE IS LIKE MY GUITAR.

Lara Croft | Tomb Raider Reboot Games

[belay]

You will take a pleasant journey to a place far away.
Learn Chinese: Tone = Sheng-diao
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 59-09-22-03-32-16
Daily numbers (Pick3): 121

...that certainly would be a change.

[chocobotwin]

Maybe it has a different definition of pleasant than you do. Or it's one of those 'find the happy moments' where you're supposed to go 'hey I didn't die, well done.'

Snake Eyes | GI Joe: Renegades | OTA

[suneko_no_hitomi]

The man or woman you desire feels the same about you.
Learn Chinese: Web design = Wangye sheji
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 25-47-2-6-45-44
Daily numbers (Pick3): 678

[There was a deep breath from behind the mask.]

Fetch Phillips | The Fetch Phillips Archives

[manforhire]

"You will be called to fill a position of high honor and responsibility."

I sure hope not.

Soshiro Hoshina | Kaiju No. 8 | ota

[cuttingmotion]

Back away from individuals who are impulsive.
Learn Chinese: Okland Raiders = Luizeers
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 3-6-16-28-37-40
Daily numbers (Pick3): 838

...eh, if I do that I'll have to ditch some people in my unit.

[lone_exile]

It would make things a little dull, wouldn't it?

[hooked_on_kaballin]

"Your secret desire to completely change your life will manifest."

Huh. Wow. Really?

[He has not told many people what he really wants. How does this cookie somehow know?]

[darotisentys]

What would you change?

Yang Yang || Wuthering Waves || OTA

[featherhaired]

You may be hungry soon: order a takeout now.
Learn Chinese: Monkey = Hou
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 5-8-16-24-36-40
Daily numbers (Pick3): 256

"How silly, I -- ... actually that might not be such a bad idea.."

carrie.

[prayercloset]

[ Somewhere, Mama tuts about pagan idolatry. ]

"Unleash your life force." [ Frown. ] Doesn't sound like a good prediction to me.

[ The cookie's just being bossy. ]

[iviciouscycle]

Where will you unleash it? This Life Force? [Besides Prom.]

Claire Redfield ✯ Biohazard (Resident Evil)

[babyredfield]

"Your smile brings happiness to everyone you meet."

I guess I'm quite a lucky girl. [ That brings a small, faint smile on Claire's face. ]

pietro maximoff — mcu

[pinball]

( frowning, )

Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity.

( press x to doubt. )

Re: pietro maximoff — mcu

[belay]

You don't consider yourself creative? Or you doubt your coworkers?

Piccolo 🪈 Dragon Ball

[postboy]

"You should be able to undertake and complete anything."

[ Piccolo smirks, holding the tiny piece of paper between claws. ]

I can get behind that message.