BGM: Careless Whisper

[doiteventually]

THE PORNO DIMENSION

(content warning: dubcon elements)

The Porno Dimension is a universe not too far from our own. It greatly resembles the worlds and canons we know, but there's one main difference: The social boundaries surrounding sex are vastly lower. People wind up having sex for much stupider reasons, way more often. Did someone do you a solid? Show them you're thankful with a sexual favor! In trouble? Try to seduce your way out of it! Outside and horny? Proposition a stranger and let off some stress!

In other words, this is a meme for smut threads that are silly in premise and light in tone. We're going beyond not thinking too hard about the justification and into flagrantly reveling in how little sense the scenarios make.

Here's some prompts to get you started.

1. A Show of Gratitude - Oh, I'm so thankful to you for rescuing me/helping me move that piano/lending me a quarter. How can I possibly express my gratitude? Wait, I can think of a few ways...
2. Unexpected Nudity - Either someone stumbled onto you in the shower, or you somehow improbably ended up naked in public. Now that they've seen you, they'd better take responsibility and show you a good time in exchange, right?
3. Sexy Fight - Be it a fistfight or a swordfight, this duel is uncomfortably full of compromising positions and sexual tension. Eventually, it's gotta overflow, and you can engage in a totally different kind of wrestling match.
4. As You Wish, Master - The maid/butler/general house servant's job is to make sure that the Master is satisfied in all situations. Yes, even that one. Yes, especially that one.
5. Fuck My Way Out - When you're caught red-handed or otherwise in big trouble, sometimes the best way out is to use your sexual wiles. Maybe if you make them feel really good, they'll go easy on you.
6. Sexy Hospital - Whatever malady brought you here, mental or physical, it turns out that there's a very straightforward and unexpected cure... and these doctors are well-trained to take care of you.
7. Love Magic - You've got a magical ritual to complete, but it requires a sacrifice... not of flesh, but of virginity. Or maybe just general sexual energies. The guy you got this spellbook from seemed legit.
8. Free Use - Someone has been marked (with consent!) in some way that indicates that anyone can do whatever they want with their body, and they won't object, or even react - no proposition required. Feel free to fuck your way through totally mundane interactions. It's perfectly normal, somehow!
9. Stuck in a Wall - Look, we all know how this goes. In the spirit of the thing, hopefully you're at least both having a good time with it.

Comments

Naama | OC

[doiteventually]

[ A succubus who's asexual but not sex-averse. It's just something she's gotta do occasionally to stay healthy. Further character details here, I'm open to basically whatever. ]

Lalu | OC | OTA

[wanderslime]

[ A slime girl! NSFW info/prefs here. Pitch me anything. ]

Sarajevo | Arknights OC | OTA | Doing one specific prompt

[socialchameleon]

[[OOC: Rather than leaving this open for thread suggestions, I'm just going ahead and posting a thread starter! Anyone can show up. Even multiple people in the same thread, or one after the other. In fact, especially do that.]]

[ It was inevitable that, at some point, Sarajevo would get caught. You don't do this many crimes without it being a risk.

The career criminal Sarajevo has been tried and found guilty of fraud, grand theft auto, assaulting several police officers, tax evasion, regular theft, and about a dozen other crimes. For this laundry list of offenses, she has been assigned the punishment of Free Use Duty.

Thus, the culprit is spending today out in a public plaza, totally naked save for the collar around her neck. The collar is affixed by metal chain to a lamppost, leaving her bound to the spot for the duration of her sentence. She gets to duck out for meals and sleep, at least. Until then, the rules are understood by all: Anyone can do anything they want to her, and she has to satisfy them to the best of her ability.

At the moment, she's sitting cross-legged, humming to herself. For what it's worth, she finds this whole situation hilarious more than humiliating.

So, hey: Free lizard girl! Give her a try! ]

[originalwhm]

[Being a White Mage is many things. Fulfilling, yes. Demanding, very. Exhausting? Extremely. The demands on a holy healer such as she are great, and everywhere she looks there are those who need help. So perhaps that's why this town is such a refreshing change of pace is simply because it seems so peaceful. Stepping quietly into the plaza the red-haired mage lowers the white hood of her cloak, taking in the atmosphere of the evening... the laughter in the distance, the array of red-and-orange hues in the sky as the sun slowly sets, the smell of warm bread from a nearby bakery, the naked lizard girl chained to a lamppost, the cool, gentle breeze in the-

It takes, frankly, an embarrassingly long time for Anna's brain to catch up with what her eyes just saw and an embarrassingly short time for her composure to show the first signs of cracking, her eyes snapping to the sight of Sarajevo just sitting there, humming quietly like she's not got a single care in the world right now. Oh Anna has heard of this sort of thing, the idea isn't alien to her. A particular style of community service on the part of those who've wronged others, but it's simply not something she's seen in person before even if on some level she's always found the concept fascinating. And while she may be from a somewhat more reserved part of the world, that's not to say she's at all above such thoughts. And underneath it all, the realization does hit her that she could simply...

... do it. Do her. Gods, wouldn't that just feel so good? And she's cute too, the green hair, the devil-may-care air about her... the plaza isn't empty, though it's not overly crowded, but it isn't like anybody would mind, right? It doesn't escape her notice that the lamppost in question is perfectly positioned to be visible from every window in the nearby inn, and that has to be intentional.

All of these thoughts go unvoiced, for the moment at least, leaving Anna standing there staring just a little bit awkwardly at Sarajevo. Excellent introduction, Anna, you're really nailing this.]

Joon Yorigami | Touhou Project | OTA

[pay2lose]

[ NSFW info/prefs here. ]

Annie January | The Boys

[januarystar]

I was born for this meme. Canonmates especially welcome.

Emi Ibarazaki | Katawa Shoujo | OTA

[chariotsofcarbonfiber]

[ Double btk amputee which may or may not come up? Would love 2, 8, and 9 the most? 19 years old but still in high school for whom that matters to. ]

Aika | Skies of Arcadia | OTA

[blazearang]

[ Character is 17. Great for 1, 3, 5, 9. ]

[hearts_beat]

(OoC: Thinking either 3 or 9. Thoughts?)

Akane Kowata | Flying Witch | ota

[jetsetwitch]

[Most interested in 1, 2, 7, 8, or 9!]

Nemona | Pokémon Scarlet | f/f

[fruitfulbattle]

[ I play Nemona as 17. Willing to adapt her to an AU setting or play from a porny version of her canon. ]

[gentletwilight]

[ Got a low-level prompt and a high-level prompt for you!

Both: Pokemon AU. Yuka transed her gender using some kind of vague pokemon magic it's fine. She narrowly wins an off-screen battle with Nemona.

Version 1: It's a low-stakes battle. Whatever the prize was, Yuka asks for a naughty one instead.
Version 2: As per 1, but it's a high-stakes battle with a whole stadium of spectators.

Alternately, she could lose and Nemona could be the one asking for a naughty reward. Either way, I'd like to age them both up a year to 18, just for my own sanity. ]

Iren Suto | Original | OTA

[ordainedbarkeep]

[Owner of a magic tavern that can jump to other dimensions! 34 years old! Info! Kinks!]

MJ | MCU | OTA

[neverdisappointed]

[ooc: Not so hot on #s 3, 4, and 8 unless you've got a premise that can sway me, but otherwise open to the rest!]

Hikari Yagami | Digimon Adventure | OTA

[thechosenslight]

[ OOC: 20 years old, and almost certainly the one being used for 8. I'm up for any of these but the Sexy Fight because, well, Hikari. And I have a kink list for her here.]

[determinationtofist]

[ In the mood for Hibiki here? Thinking 8 or 9. ]

Dark Schneider - Bastard!! - M/F

[pervy_inuyasha]

[regenerant]

It's a Medical Emergency, and we're not kidding on this one: Dark Schneider has stubbed his toe. Of course he's immediately rushed to the hospital where he'll be under the care of Nurse Holly. She's there as soon as he's situated in his private room, in her completely regulation uniform, because she takes her job seriously.

She leans over him to press a hand to his forehead, her breasts hanging just inches from his face, her manner all concern.

"You don't have a fever, do you?"

Beth Greene | TWD | m/f

[no_goodbyes]

[ ooc: player is 30+ and I am happy to age Beth up! ]

Rapunzel | Tangled | F/F

[punzy]

[Prooooobably not Sexy Fight, but anything else is good! Kinks n stuff on her journal!]

[salarywoman]

[ ooc: Stuck in a wall maybe with an older woman giving her the D, with breeding? ]

sofia alexander ( oc ) ota

[noxcaelums]

( oc is in her early 20s! )

[wanderslime]

[ Bit of 4, bit of 8? Sofia deserves a free slime girl. ]

Konoka Konoe | Mahou Sensei Negima | OTA

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Haruki Suzumiya | Haruhi series (AU) | M/F preference

[deusexhormones]

[ Hell yeah hell yeah, should be good for anything here? ]

[regenerant]

Harukiiiii... are you sure this is what the spell book said to do?

[Holly's whining again, but it does seem a little weird that the spell wants her to get on all fours for her classmate. Still, they are the only members of the occult club, and Holly can't really help the way she moans as Haruki drags his cock teasingly against her bare pussy lips. He hasn't even put it in her yet, and she's already...! She just knows he's gonna tease her about this later.]

Lex Adams | Original | M/F

[nativized]

[ Info's in his profile and such, he's an OC in his early-mid 20s ]

[jetsetwitch]

[If I said “what about 1, 2, 8, or 9?” What would you say?]

Nachetanya Loei Piena Augustra | Rokka: Braves of Six Flowers | OTA

[nachetanya]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[if you're down with these two again, i'm thinking 4 and/or 8? maybe humiliation as a focus...?]

Holly | Dragalia Lost | f/ota

[regenerant]

[I raise you one hot elf for any of these. I'd love to do 4 or 6 but all options are on the table.]

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

[Not quite into 8, but anything else is good.]

[fairy_pushing]

(OoC: Thinking either 1, 3, or 9. Shrinking is optional!)

Multiple | Passionate Teacher | m/m

[passionateathletes]

[In order; Yuuto, Hinari, Koutarou, Kazune, Kaeda and Ruito. Six hot athletes for all of your group sex/locker room needs. Good with all prompts]

[secretlives]

[ Dal and Phel follow up on that one fantasy? ]

ashley graves / the coffin of andy and leyley

[sirloin]

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel | m/m

[harderdaddy]

[It's literally his job~]