the PHONE HELL meme

[megido_flame]

t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

So. Cellular phones. They're supposed to make our lives easier. But sometimes? It just doesn't work that way.

1) Texts From Last Night
2) Damn you, Autocorrect
3) Recipient Misfire
4) Mix & Match
5) Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You should know how to do this by now. RNG or pick something. You can post a blank comment and let others text you about last night, or you can send a mass text for anyone to reply to.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
Fuck you, iPhone. Fuck you Android Swipe. Either sit and and wait for others to post to you from a blank tag, or just send this shit out to everyone by posting an autocorrect error.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
Uhh, wait. You didn't mean to send that to whoever you just sent that to. Oh crap!

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
You know what? Let autocorrect fuck up that TLFN you're sending to the wrong person, or hell your entire contact list!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
And none of this shit tickles your fancy, come up with one of your own. I'm sure no one gives a shit.


[copied from erre-where.]

Comments

Loki - MCU/mythology hybrid

[lokasenna]

Tomoko Kuroki | WataMote

[mojyo]

Your dad touched me again.

[mermaidman]

stop saying that every time he pats your head!!!

Commander Shepard (M) | Mass Effect | OTA

[routinemission]

I'm gonna be making egg cum young soup for dinner. Anyone want some?

[igothim]

Uh, hi there! Do I know you? And what exactly is in egg cum soup? I think I might be a little put off eating something like that.

Steve Fox | Tekken 4-6 | OTA

[foxyboxer]

He just walked in the bloody house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling I SHIT MYSELF! We all thought he was joking. We were all wrong.

Nagasumi Michishio || Seto no Hanayome

[mermaidman]

I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.

Jennifer Blake | Teen Wolf | ota

[notexting]

The backseat of my car now officially contains enough blood and DNA evidence to qualify as a crime scene.

hope estheim / ffxiii2 (1+3 or anything else you feel like doing)

[tireless]

i think i just asked a donut if it was ok

Vex - Lost Girl - 3 or 5

[vexappeal]

My YSL 8, 12, and 15 eyeliner are missing. My Chanel 15 stick is similarly absent. I would appreciate their swift return, darling. You have 24 hours.

let's go with misfire

[grandtheftarto]

and what happens after 24 hrs?

Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[drywall]

I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.

Re: Sousuke Sagara || Full Metal Panic!

[spears_zombies]

...I don't want to know, do I?

❝ｊｏｈｎ ｈａｒｒｉｓｏｎ ❞ → STAR TREK 「reboot」

[retributive]

( def a recipient. can do AUs as needed! )

4 pre-into darkness

[goodjudgement]

I don't know who you are, but your cock proceeds you.

Giancarlo Bourbon del Monte | Lucky Dog 1 | Recipient Misfire

[giancarlo]

eeeh? compare~ come va? is this some kinda booty call? but i've got work to do, unless you want to cover for me?

Trucy Wright | Ace Attorney | OTA

[magicpanchira]

I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?

Re: Trucy Wright | Ace Attorney | OTA

[thegreatrevival]

Miss Wright...Do I want to know?

Ana Clark, Dawn of the Dead 2004, OTA

[igothim]

Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people

noiz | DRAMAtical murder

[driveby]

prince hal; the hollow crown

[reiks]

I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka.

[feroxalgere]

Perhaps you should have drawn breath between swallows?

Gordon Freeman || Half-Life

[inthewrongplace]

Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.

Kuroko Tetsuya | KnB | OTA

[invisible_one]

We are supposed to be talking about our basketball strategy, not discussing dick piercings.

[jumpshot]

I was only asking if it would look good on me.

sydney sage ➳ vampire academy/bloodlines

[chemistryset]

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time • OTA

[sheriffing]

I'm wearing size 14 boys underwear. I almost feel creepy enough to arrest myself.

Charles Chrishunds | Vassalord

[byyourside]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[righteousviolence]

I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.

[consulting_freak]

Growing bored of one-night stands with strange women and opting to go with the men instead?

ASANO KEIGO | BLEACH | OTA

[loudmouths]

Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?

yosuke hanamura | persona 4

[trashcan]

I'm so sorry - option 2

[fooling_around]

Did you get the condoms for my party tonight?

Will Graham - Red Dragon/Lecter series - m/m for smut, OTA otherwise

[eidetikerwill]

That was supposed to read 'at a crime scene' not what went through.

I swear it.

No, I haven't been drinking.

Enjolras | Les Misérables (Modern AU)

[runarevolution]

[philosophique]

Enjoy your ass, don't overdo it.