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Be My Therapist

rules

1. Comment with your character. Your top level needs to include a problem your character is facing, an issue in canon, their regrets, their worries, their angst, etc. Just put it alllll out there. No blank comments, please.

2. Others can offer advice, comfort, or a listening ear and shoulder to cry on, if that's applicable.

3. Because sometimes all you need is someone to talk to.

Comments

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel

[harderdaddy]

I don' usually care, but sometimes it'd be nice if any of these fuckers that said they was fans saw me as anything but a buncha holes and hands, ya know? I know m'fuckin' good at what I do, but I got other interests besides sex.

Re: Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel

[lettersfrombel]

Because if they actually saw you as a person, with interests that exist outside the boudoir, they might have to think about things more complicated than getting off.

[babyqueen]

[ here he was just rolling a joint when all of a sudden, this guy. was murdoc summoning demons for his "rituals" again? the pit-sweat goblins or whatever still give him nightmares. ] sorry 'bout it, mate. shite fanbase they don't even ask, yeah. you want some?

He's helpful.

[helluvadick]

You're really good at stealing horses.

[And stopping him from having a complete breakdown, but it was easier to say the part about the horses.]

Nero | Devil May Cry

[pullit]

I didn't have daddy issues until like, yesterday. Turns out I have a father. He tore off my arm and almost ended the world. Also my uncle didn't bother telling me about any of it for years.

So that's fun.

[vengaboy]

So now that you know... what's gonna change for you?

[sisterimperator]

Families are complicated.

Fetch Phillips | The Fetch Phillips Archives

[manforhire]

Where do I start? I fucked up the world and now I'm doing the equivalent of spitting onto a house fire to try and make up for it. To try and fix it.

The magic isn't coming back, my best friends are gone, and it's my fault.

Vlad Masters | Danny Phantom | OTA

[gopackers]

I have to learn how to be a good father to a traumatized teenager, and no idea where to begin. Failing myself was just about bearable, but I don't want to fail him.

[pullit]

Well for starters, try not to dismember him. [That's not funny, Nero.]

Have you tried just like... talking to him?

Hope OCs are cool! Long time DP fan, first time caller. This guy's also a terrible (step)father :D

[forrestertailor]

But you don't have to be so protective. Children are resilient, they can bounce back from a great deal more than we give them credit for. It's fine to let them put a fork in the wall outlet.

Piccolo 🪈 Dragon Ball

[postboy]

I've never had a place in the world. Right now, maybe for the first time, I think perhaps I do. But I possess eternal youth... I'm not sure what I'll do with myself in just a few short centuries.

[pullit]

Seems like a good time to pick up a hobby. Hell, EVERY hobby.

Bontenmaru | Sengoku Basara

[fightforyourright]

Nobody thinks I'm good enough to lead the clan. ...No, more like they keep trying to stop me from getting good enough.

[wholefoods]

You are a child.

[Reaching out she brings down the side of her hand in a chopping motion, and bonks him on the head.]

Consider working on gained experience that no one can refute.

Samantha Murphy × OC × OTA

[andgracetoo]

It was self-defense, but I'm still haunted by my ex's death. I just didn't want him to kill me, I didn't mean for him to die. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and feel like I'm right back in that moment. It takes me a minute to come back to reality. Kinda freaks me out.

aster | nu: carnival

[shittylittle]

I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much! My abandonment issues and resentment of those who didn't want to stick around with us, alongside my enshrinement of a man who tolerated me at best and my refusal to treat Morvay as my equal, are all healthily dealt with! Hu~

[prunuspendula]

Oh. Well. Um.

[ That sure sounds like a lot of things someone who is not dealing well with them would say. Does he call it out? Is he supposed to? Oh geeze. Dantaylion is not good at confrontation. Quick, fall back on what he is good at.

Being a good host. ]

Tea?

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

I'm going to watch everyone I love grow old and die while I barely age at all. It's hard to get close to anyone because I'm constantly paranoid that it'll put them in danger. So I push them away, or I just run.

[gold_doubloon]

Find a place where the other people rotate out to settle into.

yuzuru shino | seven days

[friendly]

I'm popular with girls, but we always break up real fast. I never really end up falling for them or care much about them, and I wish I did. My longest relationship was a fake one with another guy. We did some nice, fun stuff together that I've never been able to do with girls before, but I'm not into guys. Am I just... incapable of falling in love or what?

Yi | Nine Sols

[thesolcameback]

My sister died. She's dead. And the last thing I said to her was that I didn't have a sister, because she was choosing to let herself die. And I thought that was stupid, because I had a plan, and she didn't have to. So I said that.

And it was a good plan! I stand by it, it might have worked! But it didn't. And she's been dead for five hundred years.

[sisterimperator]

Are you proud of yourself?

Yvain Crows-Son || fantasy OC || ota

[bastard_crow]

Any day now, it'll be time to face my old man again. And I'll have to kill him this time, I won't have another chance.

MJ | MCU | OTA

[neverdisappointed]

I remember surviving a terrorist attack, almost falling to my death, being attacked by elemental monsters, having too many near-misses, and actually being dead-ish for five years, but the worst of it are the bits I can't remember. There's just blankness in random spots over the past few years, core memories with missing images and audios; they're hazy and confusing and I just kind of brush it off as trauma-induced PTSD, but... I think I remember being happy, somewhere in all that haze. And I don't know if that's something I'll ever get back.

[evreica]

I’m sorry.

Part of me wants to say remembering and then losing is worse, but that isn’t true. Either way you’ve lost, and that… I wish I could say it goes away, the sting, but…

Do you want to talk about it? I’m not sure I can offer anything more useful than to listen.

[Or, well, anything healthy.]

becca nova ~ original ~ ota

[cafeultra]

Living my best life is the best revenge, don't get me wrong, but it's still not enough. I want to know they hurt the way I did. I want to make them cry the way I did.

[thesolcameback]

I mean, if getting revenge makes you happy, then surely that's an improvement in your life? [He is probably not the best person to get advice from on this.] Of course, it may not.

Lann | World of Final Fantasy

[whatthehonk]

I just feel left out, you know? My sisters have always had this special bond, and with my mom too, and dad was always busy. I mean, mom was too, but she was there when he wasn't. And she was cooler too, you get me?

And Reynn, my twin, mostly spends her time making fun of me. I know I miscalculate a lot [He means Malaprop] with words, but words are hard. Especially big ones.

(I know it's silly but I'm screaming over here. Lann <3 I love WOFF)

[knockingatthedoor]

Left... out? Mh... like, I get it. My brother is way cooler than me, but...

Do you think she is leaving you behind? And, hey hey hey, I get it. I really do! Words can be pretty hard, especially if you don't expect others to take you seriously, but that doesn't mean you don't have the right to express yourself.

Want an ice cream? I'm offering and we can... you an talk about this. I mean, it's good to let things out now and then.

Sidney Prescott l Scream l OTA

[finalgirlstanding]

Let’s see… my mother was murdered by my now very dead ex-boyfriend and our mutual friend who pinned her then affair partner. Then he decided to attempt to murder me a year later along with other people including my best friend. I killed them in self defense. Then a year after my ex’s mother decided to try and kill me because I killed her son and went as far as to hire a serial killer from the internet to help her. My then new boyfriend died and my roommate and friend and my other friend who survived the first time died. Then it was my half brother that I never knew about because he was pissed that our mom rejected him. Turns out he also gave my ex the idea after informing him that his father and my mother were having an affair. Then it was my cousin and her friend because she wanted to get famous… and the fact these damn things are still happening but to another girl now. The fact that there’s only two of us who survived left...

You know what… I’m still missing a lot of details. There are the books written on the murders so there’s attention drawn to me there. And the movies that keep giving some of these people ideas and keep what happened alive for everyone else.

[druggie]

[ A long pause accompanies Jesse's wide-eyed bewildered stare. Where does he even begin with all of that? Just... huh? ]

Um... Shit, yo, that's... that's intense.

Faramir | Lord of the Rings

[nearamir]

"Your father loves you, and he will remember it, ere the end."

So Mithrandir told me as I rode out. And I awoke to find my father dead; and to find that it was that love that killed him.

He would have killed me. I remember the smell of it, through fevered darkness. I remember the smell of oil. In my dreams, I think at times I hear him screaming.

He thought I was dead. I do not think he meant to kill me. I think...

[In case it wasn't clear, he hasn't quite sorted through this in his mind just yet.]

...But he remembered it. At the end.

[cleaningsolutions]

[Lt. Marion Adomopolous peers searchingly at Faramir's face.

Where she's from, humans all became things like gray ghouls, ravenous animals without thought, until outsiders came and took some of them and altered them to make them into people who could then become shock troops and menial workers. She still looks off, with gray-tinted skin, gray sclera, intensely blue eyes, heavy arms and shoulders and hands with claws hacked down into an approximation of nails. Mops also would have been incredibly emotional about meeting unmodified humans, who'd never fallen; so, a bunch of things have been handwaved to get to this point lol.]

What's a father, to you? I don't have any. [She'd had one in the biological sense but feral humans don't have the intelligence to really form families, and she doesn't remember her life before the change anyway. Really, Mops is watching; she wants to see how he responds to the idea of not having a father.] What should one be to a - what's the word? offspring?

Jane Foster | MCU

[bifroster]

God, where do I start? How about New Mexico. I should have known with all of the weird stuff going on even before I left for New Mexico, that something was going to happen. I was chasing cosmic anomalies to the most classic spot where alien activity supposedly happens, but I was so focused on getting answers and then getting my stuff back and then not getting blown up that I didn't even take a step back to think about the consequences or possibilities. I didn't even really get more answers, just more questions! Sure, that happens to physicists all the time, but it would have been nice to answer some of my own questions instead of confirming a bunch of conspiracy theories.