Fmk

[buckynats]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

[vorous]

_{[ quietly: ]}

It kinda depends on what kind of monster, you know?

_{[ oh no… ohhhh nooooo.. ]}

1/2

[partywipe]

[🚨 KILL BILL LAIOS SIRENS 🚨]

[partywipe]

So you'd marry a more humanoid monster, I take it?

[vorous]

_{[ silence …
looks away… ]}

[partywipe]

[how long can he smile and wait for an answer while internally screaming]

[vorous]

I-I mean, a chimera would be pretty cool, right?

_{[ though he’s not specifying if it is or is not blended with a human.. ]}

Usually chimeras have a bunch of different abilities.. the more monster rolled into one, the better!

_{[ HE DEFINITELY DID NOT MENTION A HUMAN AT ALL.. ]}

[partywipe]

W-wow, I never thought of that... But how do those abilities, um, help with a marriage?

[vorous]

Okay, so. Say it had part of a dragon in it. If I ever need to light a fire, I've got one.. right here. Part cockatrice? My own endless supply of eggs. Part minotaur? All the milk I could ever want.

_{[ NONE OF THIS HAS TO DO WITH MARRIAGE.. ]}

Depending on how many monsters is in it, we could be a pretty self sufficient couple.

_{[ still no mention of being mixed with a human.. ]}

[partywipe]

[struggling to keep his expression polite rn help]

Um... I can see the logic, but it sounds like you want a monster farm more than a spouse.