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[mcmemeface]

The Awkward Questions Meme

 

Does your character have a deep, dark secret? An embarrassing past? A sensitive issue? Something they really don't want to talk about? Well, too bad. That thing is now written on their chest on top of a bright red sticker, and the sticker won't peel off no matter what. Uh oh!

Rules:

1. Post with your character. Write out what their sticker says - it can be something dark ("Ask me about how many people I've killed"), something gossipy ("Ask me about my crush on my friend"), something silly ("Ask me about my fear of clowns") or something vague ("Ask me about my secret identity.") No blank top levels, please!
2. Comment to other people asking about the thing.
3. Have fun and be awkward.

Comments

[largeshadow]

[ What is this? There's a piece of parchment pinned to his tunic, and he can't seem to remove it. Tyrion looks down in horror as he reads the words written very neatly:

Ask me about my first wife.

One hand lifts to give the parchment another tug, but neither the fastener nor the paper itself will give. He curses under his breath. ]

No, let's not ask about that...

[based]

[ Sorry, Tyrion, but this tall, dark, and handsome stranger's just going to ask anyway: ]

What was wrong with her?

[thesunreturns]

I've found that there's rarely a happy story when one has to specify 'first' wife or husband.

What should I ask about then?

[ciadirector]

Why? Rough divorce?

Bandou Saburouta | K

[pettymuch]

Ask me about my inability to accept my own appearance.

[ He could just remove his outer jacket, as there are another three layers beneath he can still be shielded by. Except that there seems to be a sticker on each piece of clothing he's wearing! Even if he turns it inside out, another appears for all to see. ]

[smallcomfort]

Huh? What's wrong with your appearance?

Tess Mercer | Smallville

[havenomercy]

Ask me about my parents.

[She sighs. For fuck's sake.]

[exterminatory]

[This guy's sticker? ASK ME ABOUT MY DAD'S DAD.

He glances from hers to his, and back again.]

'How bout we make a deal? I'll ask ya anything but that, if you do the same for me.

Ash Lynx | Banana Fish | OTA

[jadedlynx]

[ It's a simple sign, but its owner looks far from impressed. ]

Ask my opinion on pumpkins.

[pyonpyon]

It feels like someone is bullying Achin out here, after all...

Nezumi | No. 6 | OTA

[jelliclerats]

Ask about my famous role.

[ Nezumi doesn't seem too bothered; there are much worse things to ask. ]

Gu Sui | Best Actor is a Fox Spirit | OTA

[flirtyfox]

[ The man holding the sign isn't a man at all, but a nine-tailed fox. While his tails are hidden, his ears are visible, and his eyes have a slightly glowing golden hue. ]

Ask me about my body count.

You don't already know?

[i_peace]

[it's rude to stare but the white hair and ears are so eye-catching...]

... Oh, uh... [Keiwa takes a second to read the sign and frowns] That seems like it would be rude to ask.

Sherry | The Priest's Chart | OTA

[dragonofthelake]

[ The dragon has already attempted to remove the sign but to no avail. His features mark him as not quite human with ears pointed like an elf and eyes are like that of a cat.]

Ask me about being a dragon.

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[soft_shelled]

[Somehow it's stuck to his plastron, or maybe pinned to his belt, either way it's not coming off.]

Ask me about my natural shell.

[thesolcameback]

[Let's be honest, the sticker's probably about eye-level to Yi, if not higher. There is a brief pause as he reads it.]

Is your shell not natural?

Yi | Nine Sols

[thesolcameback]

[It is stuck to the Jade implant in his chest. Claw as he might, it does not come off. The angle is too awkward for him to read it himself, but others can: Ask me about Peach Blossom Village.]

Sister Imperator | Ghost (spoilers for Rite Here Rite Now)

[witchimage]

[ The button says Ask Me About My SECRET ADDITIONAL CHILD and who knew she could have such a migraine in this state. ]

[hellegated]

If there are even more, you must tell me.

youko ♦ juuni kokki, ota

[suntones]

[Written on the note pinned to the collar of her robe is simply —]

Ask me about being a changeling.

[pettymuch]

I guess this is a good time to ask what all the other stuff you wanted to tell me about is.

Dito | Drakengard 3

[ohihateyou]

[ Unfortunately, it just says "Ask me about my Intoner." ]

But don't.

Martin Blackwood | The Magnus Archives

[steeped_in_horror]

[There's a sticker on Martin's chest in a similar manner of the Hi, My name is: _____, but instead it says: Ask me about being the Anti-Christ Plus One.]

yu seongwoo ( solo necromancy )

[deadarmy]

[ ask me about my fursona.

glancing down at the sticker like.. what... ]

.. I don't think this is accurate. And it's not a secret!

[i_peace]

Fur... sona...?

[to be fair, Keiwa's not in any position to judge others about having a game related fursona. But that sure is a description of it!]

What would you call it?

Sister Imperator (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Ask me about how wives should deal with their cheating husbands. ]

[petitepistol]

They should kill them, obviously.

elias bouchard | the magnus archives

[ruinedworld]

[ "Ask me about my world-destroying fear of death."

A quiet sigh. ]

[witchimage]

[ Hands him a martini because that's what she's drinking, but it can easily be something else if he'd prefer. ]

Cheers. Your methods are questionable but nothing I haven't at least entertained, to an extent. Would you have preferred to keep hopping?

Val de Fontaine | MCU/616 | OTA

[ciadirector]

[ The front of a file has a sticker that says 'ask me about my war crimes' and she's trying furiously to peel it off. ]

[richallthistime]

Don’t worry, I don’t think I’m in much of a position to cast stones.

[holdshisown]

Ask me about my Oath.

[He can already feel a headache forming.]

I'd really rather not talk about it.

Shawn Spencer | Psych

[pineapplegifter]

Ask me about that time I caught an infamous serial killer.

Jack Hunter | Jack Hunter

[bargainbinindy]

Ask me about my collection.

Chuck Hansen | Pacific Rim

[massofmemes]

Ask me about my dog