Corporate fuckery

[sokye]

The Desk Sex Meme

Some people barely have time away from their desk to let loose, some people prefer to keep their loosening up at the desk, and sometimes...there's just something about desks. Whatever the reason, you're about to get very up close and personal with, around, or maybe even under a desk. And someone else, probably.

The rules are simple, there will be no random rolls with this one. For one reason or another, you're about to get it on (somehow) around under, on top of, leaning over (any sort of) desk. There's so many possibilities for this there won't be any list of choices. Pick whatever works.


The process:
Step One: Post with your info and your preferences. Be sure you're clear on what sort of scenarios interest you and what you're not comfortable with.
Step Two: Others tag, and start sidling up to desks.
Step Three: Desk.

There may well be all sorts of triggers in this meme, so be careful.

Comments

aerith gainsborough ✧ ff7re

[sefira]

( ok but im a sucker for under the desk shenanigans but the other options are fine too. )

[knightofzilch]

((Do you want Aerith to be under the desk or him?))

Vox | Hazbin Hotel | M/M

[glitchbitch]

((Under the desk, over the desk, risque meeting/conference shenanigans. I'm open to all kinds. He's a kinky bastard.))

[acestrawberrypimp]

[ may i offer an alastor in these trying times ]

Tessa | Tales of Legendia OC | OTA

[merinesexual]

Libra Sforza (MBCC Chief) | Path to Nowhere | M/F

[shackledandbound]

[This meme was made for him]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

Verosika Mayday | Helluva Boss | OTA

[succinainteasy]

[ Mr. DeMille, she’s ready for her close-up after her star studded performance in the last episode. Your desk is now her desk and she’s gonna ruin you on it, you’re welcome. ]

[hello_again]

(ooc: How about a surprisingly kindly Succubus trying to act as a more moral producer than Valentino?)

becca nova ~ original ~ ota

[cafeultra]

( info on her journal. she'd probably be either a lil office drone or someone's executive assistant. )

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

( college intern AU or something, or perhaps a scenario in which she's an agent of some kind - following her father's footsteps in The Company or some agency with initials. )

Fizzarolli || Helluva Boss || M/M

[brightshinybrandbaby]

[ apology tour spoilers ok!! ]

Patchouli Knowledge 🌙 Touhou Project 🌙 OTA

[oneweekgirl]

karen page | marvel

[pertho]

Fey-Kissed Felix {Tav} || Baldur's Gate 3 || ota

[lucky_strikes]

{{With her fondness for wizards, of course she's down to throw down on a desk in some arcane library.}}

MJ | MCU | OTA

[neverdisappointed]

[She's a college student, so staying after class for an "extracurricular" is totally an option. Or she could be working her summer job at a coffeeshop, in which case there are tables, countertops, and desks in the back after closing (or during a slow period on-the-clock, if you want to increase the possibility of being caught). She can also intern somewhere or just use a personal desk, whatever makes the most sense.]

Nickov // Original Character // M/M20+

[paintednoble]

[Under or over or against the desk, not picky, though he’s not the one in charge. No dubcon/noncon/beast/bathroom.]

Jisu 🐍 OC 🐍 OTA

[serpendipity]

(( Info/Permissions/Kinks in . OTA, and will match formats.

Have them under the desk, over the desk, or force them to try and act normal when things are being done to them. Use that power dynamic against them. Go for anything. ))

Conrad Achenleck | Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name 🦇

[conradachenleck]

(Bent over a desk or giving someone oral under the desk, it's all good. He's a switch so he can top or not, whatever you prefer!)

kaveh | genshin impact

[blueprinter]

Makima | Chainsaw Man | ota

[kubricks]

[She's probably not the one under the desk, but open to just about any scenarios here!]

steve harrington — stranger things

[spikedbats]

( idk maybe he finally took the job waiting for him at his father's office )

Haru Okumura | Persona 5 | F/F or not-Akechi castmates

[coolcustomer]

[On the desk? Sneaking time in an empty classroom? Someone hiding under Haru's desk to surprise her?]

[effbombsahoy]

[one (1) not-akechi castmate right here, if you're still interested in this meme?]

Leanne | Fire Emblem | F/M

[song_princess]

[On top or under, this could be fun!]

Samantha Murphy × OC × M/F

[andgracetoo]

( she's not really the desk job type, but this could be fun! hooking up with some bigwig, maybe gets hired as a bodyguard or security. for lulz, she could be fucking her way into a job. more info about her on her journal! or she could just be doing some roleplay with a partner. assumed CR is fine, more info on her journal! )

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4 | OTA

[idol_atry]

[Very happy to hide under the desk. Or this can be the AU where she ditches the idol industry in favor of camming, and someone can... keep her company while she streams.]

[hello_again]

[Pyrrha had always thought Rise's camming sessions looked like such fun. It was work in its own way, of course, but there was a reason she did this instead of being an idol.

It had taken some encouragement from Rise for her to finally work up the courage to join her. She had even come up with a fun theme. A professor and her student. Rise was in an outfit to make her out to be the professor, while Pyrrha was in a pleated skirt and a button-up shirt that was too small for her. The buttons containing her chest were straining just enough to be visible on camera.

They had set up a desk as well, with different cameras all around it. All ready for when they got down to business. For now Pyrrha was sitting beside Rise, her face a bright red, but a smile on her face as she leaned into her friend.]

Yes, I'm ready when you are.

yelan 🎲 genshin impact 🎲 ota

[dicedom]

Taryon Darrington | Critical Role | m/m

[likemybooks]

[Usually found at a regular study desk or a workshop bench.]

[makingmyway]

[ As much as he enjoyed seeing Tary work on his inventions, there was only so much one could take simply just watching. It was difficult to spend time with someone when they were always working.

And when Dorian got bored, his mind started wandering. Usually he’d try writing songs in his head, finding melodies and working the notes around until he could get to his lute.

But today his mind was coming up with something different, and as he watches Tary fiddling with some new tech, he can’t help grinning to himself. As soon as the other man puts down anything dangerous, Dorian leans closer to him and gently blows in his ear. ]