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A MEME FOR THE SIZE QUEENS

aka a meme about how size can matter


There are plenty of memes about breasts, breast kink, and things like breast expansion. Now, the shoe's on the other foot, because sometimes, size does matter. Bigger can definitely be better. Let's cut to the chase: we're talking about big dicks. With prompts for both penis-holders and their partners, this meme is for those who like to go big or go home. Whether naturally well-hung, accidentally growing, or inhumanly...well, you know, there's a scene in the making here for everyone, from consensual to non-consensual to hot and unbelievably sexy to silly to just plain over the top.

How to Play
Comment with your character, your preferences, and a bit about what you want here, whether your character has the dick or you're cruising for dick'd partners. You want on the bigger size of normal? Giant? Non-human? Sluttification? What about the scene? What other kinks do you want to involve - dirty talk or talk about/emphasizing size (ie big cock fetish), rough sex, fluff, etc etc.
Reply to others.
RNG or not.


Size
Big: Nothing to turn a nose up to here, you're on the large size. That's putting it mildly.
Bigger: ...even the most experienced have probably never seen someone like you.
Biggest: Ridiculously oversized to the gi-fucking-gantic.


Packing
1. Natural: Baby, you were born this way. Your size is au naturale.
2. Accidental: Through magic or through science, you're getting big for your breeches.
3. Purposeful: Those spam emails about growing your penis totally worked.
4. Inhuman: You're not human, so neither is your cock. That can mean differences in size and in shape.
5. Futa: The obligatory futa option. 'Nuff said.
6. Boner: You can't help your arousal, nor can you hide it due to your size.
7. Secretly Cocky: No one would peg you for someone with a big dick, but you don't have to compensate. When all is revealed, you have a natural charisma.
8. Shy: Most would kill to be like you. On the other hand, you don't want to freak out any potential partners.
9. Inexperienced: Size isn't everything. You need to be taught how to use it.
10. TOO Big: Actually, penetration is out of the question because your partner is too small. Lucky for you, there's more than one way to approach sex.
11. Excess Cum: A big load's only natural from someone built like you. Still, "big" may be a pale word...
12. The Perfect Match: No one felt perfect for your cock until you met this person.
13. Growing: You're still growing - down there.
14. Prep: Sex comes with lots of extra steps for you, as you have to make sure your partner's ready.
15. Curious: Honestly, you're eager to know if your partner can take you.

Partner
16. First Time: This is your first time with this person and...wow. Wow. This is new.
17. Inexperienced: Isn't everyone this big? You don't know, you've never seen any dick except for this one.
18. Surprised: You had no idea about your partner's size and you're shocked.
19. Used to It: After being together for a while, you don't see their differences, you just see them.
20. Ruined: Intentionally or unintentionally, they've made it so no one else can please you ever again.
21. Best You Ever Had: Ah, this is incredible! You've never felt like this before.
22. Teasing: They're big, all right, but you still have all the power.
23. Intimidated: C-can you really fit that inside?
24. Ready to Impress: You can take them, and you'll show them just what you're made of.
25. Made for You: Speaking of being made, no one has ever brought you to orgasm before you met this person.
26. Hurts so Good: There's pain but it's mixed with so much pleasure.
27. Oral: Don't try to deep throat; you won't get very far.
28. Paizuri: AKA titfucking. Put the girls to work.
29. Feeling Tiny: Under them, you feel so small and that turns you on.
30. Inadequate: For the slash crowd, one party has a much, much, MUCH smaller penis. No hard feelings here, right?
31. No Big Deal: Eh, it's not THAT different.
32. Out of Your Mind: You're all well and fucked out like a hentai stereotype. Basically, dick was too bomb.

Comments

Libra Sforza (MBCC Chief) | Path to Nowhere | M/F

[shackledandbound]

[Bigger + Natural. Good with more or less all partner prompts.]

Tessa | Tales of Legendia OC | OTA

[merinesexual]

[Big and Bigger, she'll be 10000% on the receiving end of things. Open to prompts 16, 17, 20, 23, 25, and 32.]

[serpendipity]

(( Further info/permissions/kinks in here. OTA, and will match formats.

Packing: Bigger (more, big, but thiccc), and either 1, 4 (double snakes), 6, 8, 9, 11-15. We can also mix this with Jisu's default female form as a futa+any of those. Good with pretty much all Partner prompts.

As the partner, will also do any of the scenarios. Female form default, but male is also a clear option as well. ))

tiphane fortanceste | original | ota 18+

[babybun]

[trans guy, BUT he has a collection of straps, including various sizes and shapes, so he can provide the dick of your dreams, most likely.

.....he does also like his partners big, though. so either role is good.]

[redbills]

[Would you like a Sky Pirate who is big?]

jason todd | dc comics | m/f

[abloodybird]

[ he is the beefiest robin... ]

Crimvael | Interspecies Reviewers | OTA

[rainbow_angel]

(ooc: Canonically Crim is comically hung.)

[topgradesandbraids]

[Oh, but they're such a cutie! How hung is.... hung?

Not that Marcille will be weird about it, but this is a fascinating thing to discover by accident.]

Li Xiang (Rover) | Wuthering Waves

[outofmygourd]

[OTA. Big/Bigger, both as the man packing heat or being on the receiving end. He'll be a Natural, and optional Inhumane via Echo usage. Open to prompts 1, 4, 7, 9, 11, 12, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 25, 27, and 32.]

[vanescere]

[ooc: Could I interest you in perhaps a 1, 11, 12, 16, 25 combination? Big or bigger are both fine if you have a preference. Others also fine if things head that direction, including 4/27/32? I can easily enough AU Firefly as a Black Shores member. Maybe one actually cooperative enough to coordinate things with Li Xiang? Open to any other scenario ideas of course.]

Stelle | Honkai Star Rail | OTA, F/M preferred

[rip_homerun]

[On the receiving end of a dicking. Open to all the sizes, but Biggest will require some discussion. 1, 2, and 5 seem fun as would 8, 9, 11, and 12, possibly 15.

I'm down for all partner prompts save for 19, 29, and 30.]

Blade 🗡️ HSR

[maradriven]

( given his size, natural. )

Xue Yang | The Untamed | OTA (18+)

[cultivatingsin]

[You'll have to find out~]

peter parker - mcu - m/m 21+

[amazingwebber]

( while Peter's dick is above average, he's built to take a beating in more ways than one. bring on anyone with a larger dick and let's make some magic happen. )

Usa Tsukino (Black Lady AU) || Sailor Moon || Futa/F

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Size is open to discussion.)

Blair Astor | OC | F/M

[optimate]

[ Big dick lover here. ]

Sami | Urban fantasy OC | OTA

[snakepitcougar]

[Snakelady, for all your monster-fuckin' needs. Her people are hemipenes, so she's used to bigger/biggest for sure, but also: not against her being the one packing. Whatever works!]

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

(( Most likely just Big. Can be on the giving or receiving end ))

Peter Quill/Star-Lord | Guardians of the Galaxy | M/M preference

[quadblast]

Bigger.

Sherlock Holmes | Moriarty the Patriot | castmates

[illcatchyou]

[big/bigger, all natural. fine with all prompts. William preferred.]

gallagher ✘ hsr ✘ m/f

[dirtyblend]

( big, all natural. )

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[big/bigger. he's a large alien mech (tho for this his height will be reduced down to 7ft -10ft tall), or his human avatar can be equally hung. Open to giving or in the receiving end]

aerith gainsborough ✧ ff7re

[sefira]

( can take it probably but also? straps are a thing and she can absolutely dish that out. )

marcille donato | delicious in dungeon / dunmeshi

[topgradesandbraids]

[Marcille can more than take it... but with the right tools she'd be willing to try some experimental situations.]

ryoko hakubi / tenchi muyo! / m/f

[galacticdemon]

Anniastae Lameth | FFXIV OC | OTA

[bittydragoonkitty]

(( WoL or non-WoL flavor but hardly matters here. 4'10" catgirl who might be hooking up with someone or perhaps an adventuring mishap or an FC escort gig

Open to being on either end of the bigness. She has a number of potions and allagan toys she can misuse as an ample strap or to grow herself an endowment of her own. Normal big to cartoonishly big and larger sizes all welcome. OOCly Just here to have some stupid and excessive fun. ))

[juggernut]

[It had been known for some time now that Etheirys was but one of many worlds, and in its course through the blind eternities it would occasionally brush close enough to another realm to have the borders between them become blurred, often with lasting effects for both worlds as elements from each realm cross over the boundary into the other.

Scholars in Sharlayan would refer to it as a "Crossover Event".

One such event, while short-lived, was enough to add several dozen pages to the Gleaners' bestiary; and while talks were underway with the Garlond Ironworks to commission some sort of "Pocket index" to analyze and keep track of them, for the moment, Gleaners just had to make do with more old-fashioned and interactive methods of zoological study.

It was a daunting task, made all the more difficult without a proper and consistent means of capturing the creatures; Yet, while the ultimate goal of "catching them all" still seemed far-off, at least one such specimen was successfully re-homed within Labyrinthos. The forum was immediately inundated with petitions from scholars, Gleaners, and illuminates of all sorts, each hoping to be the first to study it, and ultimately resulting in a stifling bureaucratic snarl as Sharlayan leadership attempted to sort out the multitudinous and often conflicting proposals.

So, naturally, an enterprising Gleaner might take the chance to simply jump the red tape, sneak into Labyrinthos, and see the 'beast' herself. ...Which was good news for Chesnaught, as the other, 'native' monsters in this place weren't much for conversation.

Said "beast" was, in actuality, far less dangerous and far more agreeable than his large stature and imposing appearance might suggest; frankly, he welcomed the company, and was happy to regale her with what he knew of not only himself, but his home world and experiences as a participant in his world's strange culture of ritualized combat.

And as their familiarity grew, perhaps it was inevitable that the gleaner in question might seize the opportunity to start taking some more in-depth observations.]

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

[All sizes welcome. She can be on either side of the endowment, or she probably has a supply of ridiculous straps around (or can just create them temporarily with magic). If needed, she can use magic to give herself or a partner a dick, or make a partner's (or hers if she's starting with one) even bigger. Or just make it more possible for either to take. Look I'm completely bending things on what her magic can take but we're all just here for fun stuff anyway so]

Sandalphon ☕️ Granblue Fantasy

[etherealprison]

[ big/bigger, natural, and all prompts and plotting ok! Sandy is definitely the one packing though, lol. ]