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biggest benefit

→ Represent your character by placing, in the subject line, the biggest benefit others would receive if they dated/were with/fucked your character.
→ Question is, is that enough to make putting up with their bullshit worthwhile? We'll all find out.

Comments

i'm a damn good cook.

[knack]

[gumboots]

I'll vouch for the 'damn good cook' bit. Surprised you didn't go bragging about the flippy shit, though.

Our first dance won't be a problem. Or the second. Or the third.

[premieredanseuse]

( info. )

On top of everything else, I have an athlete's stamina

[nutkrusher]

Will protect you with my life

[darotisentys]

Perfect if you're a size queen/king.

[soft_shelled]

[Whyyyyyy.]

I'm hung like a horse.

[occultinspector]

...really. That's my biggest benefit?

You'll always be the smart one in the relationship

[trashmetal]

You won't be bored.

[wushoudancer]

absolutely nothing!

[kruelhai]

All perks are reserved for Senpai and Senpai only! ♡

[waifu_master]

What benefits do I get, then?

Loves holding hands.

[whathappen]

You know he'll always do his gosh darn best to make you happy!

[campediem]

Will make anyone who makes you cry pay dearly

[ourloveisgod]

Pretty normal... sometimes.

[kyonichero]

you'll be with a king who is large in every way

[rockyemperor]

a fun wizard who can cook for you and protect you with his magic

[mommacat]

can entertain you, be it in the bedroom, kitchen, or with the arts

[flirtyfox]

a powerful dragon who's perfect for anyone who likes a tsundere

[dragonofthelake]

You may just gain a Stand.

[masterofzawarudo]

Romantically, a sweetheart. Sexually, is well-hung and knows how to use it

[rainbow_angel]

Did you really have to include the second part?!

[soft_shelled]

That seems to be a theme for certain people around here.

Sexy as hell. Go on, deny it.

[cultivatingsin]

will be gone before you wake up

[courier5]

a never-ending pursuit of all things beautiful.

[grandeurs]

Excellent cook and enjoys doing it

[telecommute]

Ah - admittedly it's mainly Eastern European dishes, which are not to everyone's tastes.

[dead_tongue]

That's fine. My mom's people are Russian.

Sell me on the second best thing.

You don't have to worry about introducing him to your parents.

[gold_doubloon]

 

He can cook, he can dance, but most of all, he'll stay out of your pants! He's also an Overlord.

[radiohazbin]

((OOC: That's still not worth putting up with his shit, honestly.))

[gothmother]

A man who can navigate his way around the dance floor is always a partner worth having. [ An effortless arc of her hand. ] Your favorite step?