The Trapped in the Mall Meme

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The Trapped in the Mall Meme

Shopping malls are full of stores and usually people too. But once they close, the mall is empty. Except not tonight. Tonight you're stuck in the mall after closing hours. Maybe you hid on purpose, maybe you're part of mall security and are on patrol, or maybe you fell asleep somewhere and now the doors are locked. Either way, you're stuck inside until morning. Thankfully someone forgot to close the grates on the stores and the power's on. You've got the place to yourself until the morning.

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-Have fun and enjoy the mall.

Comments

[shakingyourconfidence]

Iyaaan, maybe~! ♥ But ah, can I really take Hayate-kun somewhere like that?

[combat_butler]

Erm... I... I'm not sure what you have in mind... But since it's you, Celia-san, I'll join you no matter what choice it is!

[shakingyourconfidence]

*oh Hayate, so trusting*

Follow me, then~

*TO THE UNDIES STORE WE GO*

[combat_butler]

Mm! Lead on~

*S-SOB. And as they arrive he's looking about as you would expect.*

... ... aaaa... I... I take it they keep the normal clothes in the back...?

[shakingyourconfidence]

*giggle* Sorry, Hayate-kun, that's not why they call it "Victoria's Secret!"

[combat_butler]

--eh?! I-It's not?! Then... Then... *SUDDENLY LOOKING AROUND WITH A BIT OF WORRY* It's an entire store full of underwear...?! That... That's not secretive at all!

[shakingyourconfidence]

Girls have to get their special lingerie somewhere, you know~? Tsk, Hayate-kun really knows nothing about this, huh?

*Can you hear the gears starting to turn in her head, Hayate*

*Those gears are the machinery that powers a doomsday device*

*A doomsday device for your dignity*

[combat_butler]

*SADLY FOR HIM his superhuman danger sense is extremely dulled right now due to the OH GOD I'M SURROUNDED BY UNDERWEAR thing... Which is likely why he doesn't run out in a panic and instead just answers her while covering his face a little as if all of it is being worn*

--of course I don't know anything about this! Why would I?! In fact this is likely the only time I'll ever be in this kind of store-!

[shakingyourconfidence]

Might as well make the most of it, then~ ♥

*Maybe the glow that's starting to coalesce around one of her hands will tip him off 8D*

[combat_butler]

--eh? The most of i-- *oh. OH. Okay NOW he is taking a small step back, hands immediately raised in front of him*

--w-wait a second, Celia-san! Y-You don't really mean to-?!

[shakingyourconfidence]

*THE GIGGLY LUNGE IN YOUR DIRECTION SAYS YES, HAYATE ♥*

[combat_butler]

*Do excuse him as he just shrieks as this happens and goes crashing down to the floor with her, no doubt taking a rack of underwear down with them.*



*And gaining one of his own in the process.*