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texts from last night

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topaz ( honkai: star rail )

[topazx]

1. I have to apologize. Numby got a hold of your gold, tell me how much was on your person and I can reimburse you.

2. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

3. If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.

4. I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for??

5. text her. misfires. assumed cr welcome.

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[receptacles]

Numby noooo

I probably wasn't carrying all that much money though so it's alright

Sorry for mistakes I’m on mobile til I get home lol

[topazx]

No, no. I should’ve kept a better eye on them.

It’s no trouble really, I’ll reimburse you. They don’t give up what they take easily.

you're good, same here tbh i'm commuting to work lmao

[receptacles]

Yeah, but they're the cutest little piggy so it's okay

Just gimme a flat amount I guess, I have no idea what they took from me lol

lmao adults doing adult things like work bleugh

[topazx]

Hehe alright I can give you a flat amount. They do like you so the feelings mutual.

( topaz sent 500,000 credits )

Will that make up for the loss?? Do let me know. I can send more.

[receptacles]

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Wait wait wait that's way too much

That's like 20x what I would've been carrying!!

[topazx]

You said to give you a flat amount.

Compensation is giving what was taken and giving extra to add for sincerity.

[receptacles]

I will accept your sincerity, but why are you and Aventurine are both like this...

Is this what they call company culture...

[topazx]

Lol while I'm not as, for lack of a better word, prodigal as Aventurine, I like to follow a certain protocol myself. I think of it as paying off my debt with interest.

Since Numby put me in debt to you by eating your gold and credits, I paid off the initial amount and gave extra for the interest. I try to hold myself accountable like I do my clients.

Otherwise, I'd be quite the hypocrite in my line of work.

[receptacles]

Okay. I'm not good at math but let's put this in business terms

For an initial investment / loss of 25,000 credits (approximately) you've just given me a 500,000 ending balance

For monthly compounding that's like 22,800% annual interest. Unless I'm stupid

Does the IPC really approve projects like this!!!

I'm taking it tho you're not getting it back. But it is making me laugh

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[cyborgranger]

Nah, that's just lightwork! Besides, I don't need to eat...much.