sexting & phone sex

[sokye]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[frackin]

[ he's not exactly the most tech savvy guy, which comes with the territory when you've spent every waking moment of your life raised in a cabin in the woods away from society. so, fast learner or not, maybe he gets a little overwhelmed whenever he has a phone in his hand. ]

i've never set an alarm
i don't think

it sounds really angry at me

[netscreens]

[ to be fair, a smart phone can be overwhelming all on its own. but a smart phone that's passed through the hands of cress darnel? well... let's just say 10k is being a very brave soldier, and we thank him for his service. 🫡 ]

most alarms do
and most can be shut off when you press the flashing button

is there a flashing button?

[frackin]

[ well, it's not like he'd have ever said no to the offer. he tends to become putty when cute girls talk to him. ]

uhh yeah
it kind of looks like pressing it'll set off a bomb

wait can it do that

[netscreens]

i can 1000% promise you nothing i've ever built would set off a bomb!

[ well. she definitely could make that but. yanno. ]

the worst thing pressing it could do is reset the entire phone


or send someone the wrong text