sexting & phone sex

[sokye]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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hawks | my hero academia | ota

[antiformal]

sasaki shuumei / sasaki & miyano / ota

[sasaki]

childe | genshin impact | ota

[unmatch]

peach time 🍑

[guujin]

Here.

[ Rather than wearing his traditional Fatui garb, Scaramouche is instead adorned in a black kimono with a red floral design, split open enough that his bare chest is visible along with a hint of thigh. His skin appears quite pale against the fabric. If it weren't for his lack of breasts, it may have been very easy to mistake him as a woman. He was designed with one in mind, after all. The style of dress suits his fair features well.

It isn't the first time he has worn clothing meant for the opposite sex, nor does he particularly care how humans gender their belongings. However, Scaramouche has learned that the difference can pique certain individuals. ]

A reward.

[unmatch]

A reward~

What did I do to earn something like this?

( mostly because he wants to know how to get more things like this in the future. )

[guujin]

You fought decently on our last mission.
The competition to see who could strike down more than the other wasn't a bad idea.

[ He idly adjusts the shoulder of his kimono. ]

Don't think too hard on it.

tseng | final fantasy vii | ota

[probatum]

dabi / my hero academia / ota

[skinstitch]

zack fair | final fantasy vii | ota

[chainstrike]

Ruby 2.0 ➤ Supernatural ➤ OTA

[braindead]

mike munroe / until dawn / ota

[mikecheck]

bakugou katsuki / my hero academia / ota

[dynamy]

sukuna | jjk | ota

[ganbare]

charles xavier. ( x-men: first class, et al. )

[minded]

[ voicetesting! playing him from the second x-men movie timeline (first class, days of future past, apocalypse, and dark phoenix). happy to tag cross-canon and assumed cr; strictly 25+ only for serious replies. ]

Yamaguchi Tadashi | Haikyuu!! | m/m

[yamafloat]

paul atreides — dune, ota

[dictator]

Percy Jackson | riordanverse

[kelpheaded]

Just gonna… assume some CR

[whateveraspidercan]

[So, someone liked a bikini photo on their former classmates social media.]

Looks like you had fun at the beach?

she’s certainly been to enough schools >>

[kelpheaded]

yeah I did

you should come sometime

[whateveraspidercan]

I definitely will if you’re wearing that bikini again

<small<[That was kind of forward but he’s thinking with horny brain right now.]

[kelpheaded]

I do like swimming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nara Shikamaru | Naruto

[cloudgazes]

Ego Jinpachi | Blue Lock | OTA

[yakisobas]

Kyoutani Kentarou | Haikyuu!!

[disobliges]

lappland | arknights

[reietta]

[ ota, f/f pref. ]

Ikari Shinji | Neon Genesis Evangelion | OTA

[whininess]

Armin Arlert ( Attack on Titan )

[disquisitivity]

Lyney / Genshin Impact / m/m

[felis_fuscus]

Bucky Barnes | mcu l ota

[endof_theline]

poe dameron | star wars

[bb8]

1. I’m wearing something you might like right now.
2. When was the last time you thought about me? Curiosity kills, but I need to know.
3. The anticipation is killing me. Really.
4. [bring me your best pickup lines.]

2

[kelvined]

Why you wanna know?

winkwonk

[bb8]

I want something to think about later.

[kelvined]

Could wait and do more than just think about it.

[bb8]

Why not both?

[kelvined]

No. You only get one.
Greedy.

[ pot meet kettle, Jim ]

[bb8]

So I'm supposed to believe you're okay with waiting?

[kelvined]

I can wait if you can.

Rock Lee ( Naruto )

[vigorofyouth]

10k | z nation

[frackin]

idk idk

[netscreens]

i promise, you would have to try very very hard to break that phone

[ she's quite confident in her work, tyvm! but also just as confident in his ability to pick things up quickly .... misplaced or not. ]

are you sure the strange sound isn't just an alarm you set?

[frackin]

[ he's not exactly the most tech savvy guy, which comes with the territory when you've spent every waking moment of your life raised in a cabin in the woods away from society. so, fast learner or not, maybe he gets a little overwhelmed whenever he has a phone in his hand. ]

i've never set an alarm
i don't think

it sounds really angry at me

[netscreens]

[ to be fair, a smart phone can be overwhelming all on its own. but a smart phone that's passed through the hands of cress darnel? well... let's just say 10k is being a very brave soldier, and we thank him for his service. 🫡 ]

most alarms do
and most can be shut off when you press the flashing button

is there a flashing button?

[frackin]

[ well, it's not like he'd have ever said no to the offer. he tends to become putty when cute girls talk to him. ]

uhh yeah
it kind of looks like pressing it'll set off a bomb

wait can it do that

[netscreens]

i can 1000% promise you nothing i've ever built would set off a bomb!

[ well. she definitely could make that but. yanno. ]

the worst thing pressing it could do is reset the entire phone


or send someone the wrong text