That’s why they call it lap top

[romancereturns]

IN YOUR LAP



Some things don't need explanations. Chicken wings. Wonderful weather. Guilty pleasures like Michael Bay movies. This meme is one of those things. It's simple: one character is in another's lap, and eventually the two get hot and heavy. Whether it's a friend sitting on a lap because there's no room, couples cuddling, or a stripper giving a lap dance, one thing will lead to another...after all, the loss of personal space can certainly set actions (and more) in motion.

Prompts

1. Innocent Lap Sitting: It's just a friendly gesture. Maybe you're enjoying a movie or a dinner together. Nothing wrong with that!
2. Romantic Canoodling: You two are spending some time together, and there's no way to be closer than to snuggle up in your lover's lap.
3. Out of Necessity: No more room on the bench, in the booth, or on the couch? There's a place on their lap.
4. Amateur Lap Dance: Just something sexy between lovers. Or maybe more silly than sexy.
5. Professional Lap Dance: Better break out the ones. This lap dance will cost you.
6. Dare: Nobody ever thought you'd get this close and personal, so they pushed you into doing it.
7. Pointed: They said you couldn't turn them on so easily. Challenge accepted.
8. Accidental: Oops, you've fallen! Good thing this lap was there.
9. Step Back I Feel a Little Poke: Wait. What's this? Maybe you should wiggle your hips a little to find out.
10. Lovemaking Lapsitting: Riding someone while they're sitting up can make the rider feel powerful, since they're on top, but the one being ridden may notice just how soft and small they are...and embrace them out of instinct.

Comments

Lucifer ꒰ა Hazbin Hotel ໒꒱ | (castmates)

[thisducks]

6. Dare

[brightshinybrandbaby]

[ It wasn't often Fizz went along to the regular little get togethers the Sins held for themselves. Not that he wasn't invited, but he hated the thought that he was imposing on a space he shouldn't be in as an imp. Not only that, but he and Ozzie were supposed to have been a secret for the longest time, so that kind of threw a wrench into the works. This time around, he wasn't just invited, but dragged along by Asmodeus wanting to finally show off the guy that had his heart by the balls all this time to all of his oldest friends.

Fizz had been flustered at first when Ozzie carried him around to everyone for hugs and handshakes, meeting all of the other Sins (except Mammon who was not-so-suspiciously uninvited) and their respective lovers. Luckily a few drinks had loosened up his embarrassment, letting him climb down from Ozzie's shoulder so he could properly mingle with the others. A few more drinks and he was giggling along with Bee as she whispered a little dare into his ear and just one more drink had him sliding into the King of Hell's lap with a playful smirk. Did he have to flick up the hem of his dress so that there was just one less layer between himself and Lucifer's lap? Maybe not, but if he was gonna do the dare, he was gonna do it right. ]

Hey, there~. This seat taken?

Nabiki Tendo | Ranma 1/2 |OTA

[middletendo]

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[ Prefer 7, 9 and 10. ]

kaveh | genshin impact

[blueprinter]

[ cant sit still to save his life ]

topaz ( honkai: star rail )

[topazx]

lumine ( genshin impact )

[viatriix]

Felicia Hardy | Marvel Comics | OTA

[hifelicia]

Thistle | Dungeon Meshi

[cardueae]

alhaitham | genshin impact

[scribals]

( voicetesting! not current with fontaine. )

Sae | original | f/m

[experiment01]

( will most likely be the one on someone's lap!! okay with all prompts. )

zero two | darling in the franxx

[hornie]

( m/f preferred. )

Fizzarolli || Helluva Boss || M/M

[brightshinybrandbaby]

[ full moon spoilers! ]

Alastor || Hazbin Hotel || M/M

[acestrawberrypimp]

[ previous cr required ]

ciel phantomhive | kuroshitsuji

[invoco]

sugawara koushi | haikyuu

[beautymarker]

((open to either role, canonmates or previous cr only pls!))

kong shiu // jujutsu kaisen

[autumndrizzle]

[ prefs in journal. PMs are open. ]

Izutsumi | Dungeon Meshi | ota

[poormeowmeow]

[ Likely to be the one in a lap, but only when she feels like it. ]

The Darkling | Shadow & Bone

[darkgrisha]

[stretchy_girl]

General Kirigan really does have a magnificent carriage and its a privilege for Countess Rasa Amentova to have been invited to travel in it. One of the older and wealthiest members of the Royal Court, the Countess looks visibly excited as she takes a step up, or rather tries to, her aged frame shaking slightly as she struggles with the step until one of the footmen steps forward to assist. She doesn't bother to thank him and huffing slightly with the effort she finally gets inside, manoeuvring her considerable bulk to suddenly and abruptly take a seat on his lap.

"Now this has been a long time." She purrs in a voice that's suddenly much younger, the Countess' dyed hair melting into black, her bloated frame and outsize dress shrinking down into one much more svelte as she casts a sultry smile over her shoulder.

"You look well Aleksander."

[Gemini's from DC Comics, but my Shadow & Bone verse for her would be as shapeshifting Grisha who's worked with the Darkling on and off for centuries]

venti ( genshin )

[foehn]

[ he's very lap-sized. ]

Luka -OC- OtA

[forrestertailor]

[[Big man, big legs, big lap, big… well, you get the idea]]

kaveh | genshin impact | ota

[artchitect]

1!

[scribals]

[ Kaveh is in his lap. Why is Kaveh in his lap? Because Kaveh is drunk and bothering him and somehow stumbled and landed up in his lap. He's not moving though and is instead just chatting Alhaitham's ear off despite the fact Alhaitham was clearly sitting on the couch reading. But nooo, now he's an unwilling audience to Kaveh's idle thoughts.

This is not exactly how he wanted to spend his evening but here he is. Alhaitham lets out a sigh and just settles with his arms around Kaveh's waist and his chin hooked over his shoulder, opening up his book again to read while Kaveh continues to just... sit in his lap. ]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

MJ | MCU | OTA

[neverdisappointed]

paul atreides — dune, ota

[dictator]

lena luthor | supergirl | ota

[belonged]