Smut To Make You Mad ([personal profile] smuttomakeyoumad) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-07-10 08:28 am

Random Mass Crazy Fucking Meme

Random Mass Crazy Fucking Meme

So, you're just chillin' and relaxin' one minute, and everything's going well. Well, but boring. Hmmm, wonder what's on TV later this evening? Maybe there's a Kitchen Nightmares marathon on...

And then, suddenly, just like that, you're hit with the desire to have sex with the first person you see. You might not know them. They might not be your type at all. Heck, they might not even be from your world. But none of that matters. You want to pin them down and have your way with them - there's nothing gentle here. No making love, no sweetness. Just bend somebody over (or be bent over by them), anybody will do, and have sex until your brains fall out. And you will, because this person is yours; nobody else will make them feel the way you do.

How to Play:
  • Pretty damn simple. This meme is for dirty, possessive smut driven by animal desires.
  • Comment with your character.
  • Tag anyone. It doesn't matter if they're castmate or no, compatible or otherwise. The goal of this meme is to play smut with as many people as humanly possible.
  • Give that your character will have the sudden urge to fuck someone/be fucked hard, there's a likelihood that kink and certain triggers will come into play. Be careful and say what you need to say.
  • Otherwise, get crazy.

lydia martin / teen wolf / ota

[personal profile] ex_vocal737 2013-07-10 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] freaking 2013-07-10 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is a really bad idea.

It hadn't started out that way, honestly. Stiles needed to unwind, to do something to take the edge off after the utter joy that was Suicide Motel, and he figured Lydia might want to do the same. So they'd wound up in her room, a bottle of Jack in his hand and a glass of wine in hers--the bottle's on the nightstand, already half-empty, an expensive Moscato with floral aromas and a sweet palate, apparently--and Stiles is starting to remember why he'd wanted her so badly for, you know, the entire duration of his adolescent life.

They're sitting on the edge of her bed, and Stiles' entire body is thrumming with the buzz of alcohol in his blood and a restless energy he can't quite place.

Nope, that's a lie. Stiles can totally place it, the way he's hyper-focused on the way she smells--he thinks she's started using a different shampoo this year, maybe--and the soft brush of the fabric of her dress against his arm; they're sitting close enough to be touching, and it would be so easy to pull her into his lap or push her down onto the bed. Lydia would definitely kill him for the spilled wine. Stiles isn't so sure he cares.

He can't. He won't. He shouldn't.

The lip of his bottle is suddenly the most fascinating thing in the entire room, and Stiles just stares down at it, swiping his thumb across the glass and drawing in a sharp breath through his nose.]


I'm really drunk. [It's blurted like he's just making a sudden observation about the weather, and he's actually not that far gone but the heat prickling under his skin makes it feel like he is.]

omg :D

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allison argent | teen wolf

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anchorae: (eyes light up)

[personal profile] anchorae 2013-07-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he gets allison's address from scott. he's asking just to know. but, really, he wants to thank her. he wants to thank her for her help with aiden. and maybe, a part of him wants to maybe address something going on between them. he doesn't know for sure. it's never happened to him. sure, he's been attracted before. he'd had a crush on lydia martin. and that rave had been a pretty good time. but, it isn't as if he's had any chance whatsoever to explore budding feelings for anyone.

as he steps into the elevator, he hopes he won't run into one of the alphas - or all of them. he didn't think this through. but, bringing scott along would've defeated the purpose of asking allison if she felt anything. or, maybe he wouldn't ask. maybe he'd just thank her for her hand in saving them all from motel hell. plus, that was her at the abandoned mall. he knows it. scott knows it.

man, he hopes her father isn't home. chris argent is not a man to be trifled with.

he steps out of the elevator and finds her door. he thinks about knocking - doesn't - and then does. he remembers the glances they've shared, working together, close quarters they'd been stuck in. he gets flushed, snippets of memories both fond and intriguing. he licks his lips, knocks again without thinking. he needs something. he's not quite sure what. but he hopes she answers the door soon ]

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scott mccall | teen wolf

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kali | teen wolf

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derek hale | teen wolf

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[personal profile] ex_vocal737 2013-07-10 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the urge hits suddenly, making the muscles in her thighs tighten and her mouth go dry. lydia's usually pretty good about listening to her endorphins and finding someone to fool around with, but this is an irresistible wet-between-the-legs rush. as though she needs it right now. ]

[ she glances at derek, hot-eyed. he's the only other person in the dim classroom. only a moment ago she had been grumbling internally that she couldn't do this csi stuff with allison or stiles or even isaac, her gut-instinct fear of derek turning into annoyance that she had to deal with his surly werewolf ass. there's nothing here, no sign of whatever magic had been done — unless the intense cravings twisting below her stomach are down to some kind of residue. but she's not going to bring that up — some times of the months she just gets like this. this month just happens to be a little extreme. ]

Okay. Let's go.

[ she takes maybe two steps towards him and at the same time as she discovers that it's him making her feel this way, all her nerves flaring bright at their sheer proximity, she realizes that he can probably smell her, too. maybe that should be embarrassing. instead, it just means she doesn't feel like she has to say anything, just keeps steady eye contact as she approaches with intent, her breathing heavy and her pulse racing. ]

Actually. There's no real rush, is there? Maybe we should take a nooner.

[ except for how it's 8pm. she spreads her fingers over his pectoralis major, admiring his physique. ]

Would you like to play naughty schoolgirl and the big bad wolf?

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Kyoko Sakura - PMMM - OTA

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alisha bailey / misfits / ota

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rlyhatesgoldenlights: (Default)

Leo Baskerville | Pandora Hearts | ota

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tsunderay: (i'm glaring)

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[something's got Elliot's nerves on edge, and he's been frustrated all day. Growling under his breath, he throws the book he's been trying to read across the room, watching it smack into the wall.]

Leo.

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stiles stilinski / teen wolf / ota

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had_a_plan: (Default)

Princess Zelda | Ocarina of Time | OTA

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Re: Princess Zelda | Ocarina of Time | OTA

[personal profile] fusedstars 2013-07-10 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[It had been a simple massage request from the princess when the sudden urges had grown into Hei. Never was he usually so bold, but today seemed to be different. And as his hands continued to roam over Zelda's body, it was clear resisting was impossible.

He leaned in close to her ear, whispering as his hands massaged her shoulders.]

Did you perhaps desire something else as well, princess Zelda?

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Ariel | The Little Mermaid | Open to All

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[going to hell :3c]
teasingly: (pic#5903758)

Rise Kujikawa → Persona 4 → OTA

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evokeslovers: (So what did you have in mind?)

Let me know if there's anything you want different in this starter

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[If Yukari had known that things were going to turn out like this, she would've never agreed to actually meet up with these new Persona users that Mitsuru and Akihiko had found.

Sure, things had started off simple, and Yukari had been shocked to find out that an idol like Risette was one of the Persona users, but after talking for a while things had been going great. And it really seemed like things were going to go well and that they'd all be able to work together well enough in the future if anything came up.

But then things got weird, and everyone broke off one by one until she and Rise were the only ones in the room.

And Yukari had found herself being hornier than she had ever been before, and before she could think about it she had Rise pinned up against the couch, her lips pressed against the younger girl's in a hungry kiss as her hands moved to pull off the red-head's shirt. Or unbutton it... or tear it off. She wasn't feeling all too picky right now. All she could think about was taking Rise and screwing her senseless and having the other girl screw her senseless. Who cared if their clothes were in wearable condition after they were done?]
empathydisorder: (there's nothing here that really matters)

Will Graham || Hannibal || m/m

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likestocuddle: (pic#6460879)

Danny Māhealani | Teen Wolf | ota

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giftofthegoddess: (pic#6451898)

Genesis Rhapsodos | Final Fantasy Crisis Core | ota

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libertysentinel: (pic#6406869)

Steve Rogers | MCU | ota

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notexting: (Default)

Jennifer Blake | Teen Wolf | ota

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skilledtongue: (pic#6460887)

Nyota Uhura | Star Trek | ota

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werebitch: (pic#5516476)

Erica Reyes | Teen Wolf | ota

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goodjudgement: (Default)

James Kirk | Star Trek | m/m

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ambitious: 🎶 big girls cry - sia (♔ someone i don't recognize)

quinn fabray ♔ glee

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sanguinora: (Default)

Nora Gainesborough | True Blood | ota

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ihrefreiheit: (✠ I have a master plan)

Nyo! Prussia | Hetalia | OTA

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imnotpossesive: (black lips! pale eyes!)

oh hello

[personal profile] imnotpossesive 2013-07-10 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's not used to these feelings. Or, at least one's directed towards other people. Her brother is really the only one that she ever has any sort of feelings towards. And she wasn't expecting any sexual attraction to women. But this was.. Different. ]

Hey you.. Who are you?

[ Belarus's tone is quiet, but firm. ]

oh hai :D

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willneversayyes: (Sexy)

Sam Winchester || Supernatural

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[ooc: He'll do the bending or be the one bent. Whichever your pup prefers]

tear grants || tales of the abyss || f/m

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Re: tear grants || tales of the abyss || f/m

[personal profile] fusedstars 2013-07-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hei wasn't one to really delve into the desires so easily, not after dealing with a great number of situations of horrendous luck just with surviving. Today though was different. It was quiet within the room he and Tear decided to stay in, and only until he saw her did desire suddenly peak at its highest.

He walked over to her, turning her around before his lips were placed against hers. Very quick, but he couldn't control himself, need to great for even him to control.]

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