[It's been a long, grueling case; a missing petty officer, too many questions, not enough answers. Not enough sleep, and Gibbs hasn't let anyone forget what that second B stands for. But it's effective, they pull it out the way they always do - petty officer found, perpetrator caught, another case put to bed.
The bullpen's dark by the time she dots the last I and crosses the last T - she and Tony are the last ones left. They print out their reports, sign them, and drop the folders on Gibbs' vacated desk before shouldering their bags and heading to the elevator.]
What a day, I could sleep for a week. [Kate stifles a yawn as the car lurches, moves a couple of floors, then promptly screeches to an abrupt halt.] Oh no. No no no-- [Siiiiigh.] Gibbs is gonna kill us.
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Tony looks up when the cart eventually just... stops. Entirely stops and for a few minutes, he's hopeful that some miracle will happen and it might start moving again.
Of course, it doesn't.]
Oh, come on. This is not happening! [Excuse him, he's going to try to press the button again because, yes, that will totally work.]
Hey, hey~ Ummm... any specific canon point in mind?
[Kate sighs again - a heavy, plaintive, defeated sound. She should've gone home earlier. Except then she could've been stuck in here with Gibbs, and that'd be about as much fun as slamming her fingers in a car door. No thanks.
She watches Tony pressing the button like it's actually going to do something and rolls her eyes. Well, that answers the question of which one of them's going to panic...]
Would you stop? You're gonna break it. [A pause.] Well, more than it already is. [She calmly points to the rectangular panel below the bank of buttons.] The phone, Tony?
Hmm, not really! I just finished rewatching S1, so we could start there? Unless you prefer otherwise
[Maybe. Probably. Except that Gibbs would've been, well... Gibbs, and they probably would've been out already. So, maybe not.]
Of course you can. You can break the buttons instead of just whatever's already-- [She stops, blinks, and makes a face.] Why am I explaining this to you?
[She reaches past him to open the panel for the phone and grabs the receiver and...
Nothing.]
You have got to be kidding me-- See? You broke it!
Who else would have done it, Tony? Just-- okay. I'll just use my cell. [She fishes it out of her bag and spends a few moments pressing buttons before she gives up and scowls down at the screen.] No service, of course. Check yours.
[If not stuck in the elevator with them, at least in the bullpen to wonder where the hell they are. Because at this rate, they could be stuck in here all nigh--
Wait... Stuck in an elevator with DiNozzo. All night. Oh yeah, that wouldn't be awkward at all, nope. ...Oh wait.]
So sorry for the late tag! Been so busy lately, haha.
[And a bored DiNozzo is a dangerous thing. But don't mind Kate, Tony, she's just going to be over here, head-walling for a moment or five. Because yeah. She has plans, too. A bubble bath and a glass of wine and good book. None of which involve being stuck all night in an elevator with the most infuriating (in an annoyingly endearing way, damn him) man on the planet. Just--
Yep. Head-walling.]
This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening! [And cue frustrated growling in 3... 2...]
Yes, it is! 'Stuck in an elevator all night' is definitely not on the list of places I ever wanted to be trapped with you.
[Which... makes it sound like she actually has a list of places she does want to be trapped with him. Idiot, thy name is Kate. And she will be taking that movie trivia any time now. Really.]
That is completely, utterly absu-- [His 'not letting this go' face is really, really annoying. And hot. Damn him.]
Okay. Hypothetically speaking... if I did have a list, which I don't -- it might include somewhere at least marginally entertaining. And comfortable. [Oh look, she's left it open for him to guess... this'll go well.]
[Have an 'I'm-going-to-smile-and-try-to-save-face' Look, Tony. ...Mostly because she's mentally kicking herself for leaving it wide open and walking right into that one.] I said comfortable and entertaining, Tony. I doubt there's anything in your bed that meets the second criterion.
[Oh, she did. Totally not a defense mechanism or anything, nooope. Ahem.]
You've tried to 'entertain' half the women in spitting distance, I don't think I really want to know what's in your bed. [Annnnd speaking of defensive...] And I am too, fun.
[There was also that Spring Break in Florida, but she's not mentioning that. It might be the only smart decision she's made since they got stuck.
Gibbs' rule sucks, but it's a convenient excuse to avoid what she's certain would make a huge mess and adversely affect their ability to work together.]
Nnnnno. [Flustered pause. Sigh.] Maybe. I don't know. [She stares momentarily at the buttons, then slides down the wall to sit on the floor, legs curled under her.] But there is a rule. Besides, who'd want to mess up a perfectly effective working relationship for that, right?
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Or maybe I found the link. :D (If there's another one you wanna do, toss it my way)
The bullpen's dark by the time she dots the last I and crosses the last T - she and Tony are the last ones left. They print out their reports, sign them, and drop the folders on Gibbs' vacated desk before shouldering their bags and heading to the elevator.]
What a day, I could sleep for a week. [Kate stifles a yawn as the car lurches, moves a couple of floors, then promptly screeches to an abrupt halt.] Oh no. No no no-- [Siiiiigh.] Gibbs is gonna kill us.
Hey there you! :D
Tony looks up when the cart eventually just... stops. Entirely stops and for a few minutes, he's hopeful that some miracle will happen and it might start moving again.
Of course, it doesn't.]
Oh, come on. This is not happening! [Excuse him, he's going to try to press the button again because, yes, that will totally work.]
Hey, hey~ Ummm... any specific canon point in mind?
She watches Tony pressing the button like it's actually going to do something and rolls her eyes. Well, that answers the question of which one of them's going to panic...]
Would you stop? You're gonna break it. [A pause.] Well, more than it already is. [She calmly points to the rectangular panel below the bank of buttons.] The phone, Tony?
Hmm, not really! I just finished rewatching S1, so we could start there? Unless you prefer otherwise
Okay, usually.
Right now, he was really tempted to take a nap on the floor if this didn't get fixed soon.]
It's already broken, Kate. You can't break something more.
She's snarkier in S1, so that works, I think. And sorry, work's been horrendous this week. :|
Of course you can. You can break the buttons instead of just whatever's already-- [She stops, blinks, and makes a face.] Why am I explaining this to you?
[She reaches past him to open the panel for the phone and grabs the receiver and...
Nothing.]
You have got to be kidding me-- See? You broke it!
No worries! Been really busy myself lately. :(
Now he kind of wished Gibbs was here... except not really. Well, maybe.]
What do you mean? [Hey, hey, he did not break the phone!
Just to prove it, he grabs for the receiver to listen himself.]
I didn't do this!
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[If not stuck in the elevator with them, at least in the bullpen to wonder where the hell they are. Because at this rate, they could be stuck in here all nigh--
Wait... Stuck in an elevator with DiNozzo. All night. Oh yeah, that wouldn't be awkward at all, nope. ...Oh wait.]
So sorry for the late tag! Been so busy lately, haha.
He had plans.
Even if those plans might have just been going home and sleeping, they were still plans.
Plans that didn't include being stuck in an elevator all night.
He checked his phone and yeah, no surprise there. No bars.]
No luck. Well -- we might be stuck here awhile, Kate. [How are they going to pass the time?
DiNozzo is going to get bored real fast, Kate.]
No worries, me too. <3
Yep. Head-walling.]
This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening! [And cue frustrated growling in 3... 2...]
<3!
[He could be entertaining her with movie trivia by now or something, but see? He was being good. So far.
It's possible he's just not bored enough yet though.
Although he does want out of here. Sleeping in an elevator with Kate is so not on his list of things he wanted to do tonight...]
Ugh, sorry. Thought I hit this and realized I didn't. /fails at life
[Which... makes it sound like she actually has a list of places she does want to be trapped with him. Idiot, thy name is Kate. And she will be taking that movie trivia any time now. Really.]
No worries!
[besides movie references and trivia. Wait until he gets bored enough, Kate, and he'll be really talking.]
And wait a minute, are there places you'd want to be stuck with me?
Sorry! Was busy, and am now out of town, so will be slow.
No... Why would there be places I want to be stuck with you? Don't be ridiculous, Tony. [Busted. Soooo busted.]
Don't worry about it at all! :D
I'd be very interested in hearing it.
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Okay. Hypothetically speaking... if I did have a list, which I don't -- it might include somewhere at least marginally entertaining. And comfortable. [Oh look, she's left it open for him to guess... this'll go well.]
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[You just left him with so many, many options, Kate.] My bed's pretty comfortable... just saying.
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[Just keep digging that hole, Kate.]
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Maybe if you were a little more fun, you'd know.
Ugh, sorry for the late. Have been busy.
You've tried to 'entertain' half the women in spitting distance, I don't think I really want to know what's in your bed. [Annnnd speaking of defensive...] And I am too, fun.
no worries!
How fun are we talking, Kate? Inquiring minds want to know.
<3
The kind of fun we are never having, DiNozzo. Two words: Rule Twelve.
[Not that this is helping at all. Someday she'll learn not to put these thoughts in his head. ...Maybe.]
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He knows it's a smart rule, but his expression still drops some. Cockblocked by Gibbs' rules wasn't fair sometimes.]
So if there wasn't a rule like that, there might be a chance?
[Hey, he can't help it! He's curious.]
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Gibbs' rule sucks, but it's a convenient excuse to avoid what she's certain would make a huge mess and adversely affect their ability to work together.]
Nnnnno. [Flustered pause. Sigh.] Maybe. I don't know. [She stares momentarily at the buttons, then slides down the wall to sit on the floor, legs curled under her.] But there is a rule. Besides, who'd want to mess up a perfectly effective working relationship for that, right?
[You know, besides her. Sometimes.]
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And not in the fun way.
Also, the teasing's taken a turn he hadn't actually meant it to. A little too serious for his taste actually...]
Yeah... guess you're right.
[And him, sometimes. But there's a rule against it and Gibbs had an uncanny ability of just knowing. It could cause a lot of problems...]
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