The 'Suddenly, a Boner!' Meme

[milksteak]

THE AWKWARD BONER MEME

There's nothing worse than just innocently hanging out with a friend, acquaintance, or even enemy when someone else decides to join the party.


RULES
1. Post with your character/fandom/preferences. Tag around!
2. Your characters are now enjoying some innocent pass time when Suddenly! One member pops a boner.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

Play it for smut or play it for awkward. Girl equivalents are highly encouraged.

Originally posted by maidm

Comments

Oh man, don't often see Oglaf muses. :D

[moondragon]

...What... what are you doing?

*Cain isn't sure what to make of seeing the guy in a dress. And yes, she sees that boner. Then again, she's not a stranger to cross-dressing, being a regular cross-dresser herself. Bound boobs and all. And her somewhat masculine body type and height just compliment the manner of dress.*

:D

[diplomatic_immunity]

[From behind his back he withdraws an enormous great big huge axe on a wickedly-carved handle. The thing is black as coal and menacing as an ebay listing for a "slightly used" jar of vaseline. ]

I thought we'd play a popular game (popular in Xoan anyway): Give Or Lose Head!

D'you want to lift my skirt, or.... the other thing?

[ He smiles brightly and makes a cute "chop chop" motion with the axe. ]

<3

[moondragon]

I'm not going anywhere near you so long as that axe is in your hold OR in your reach.

So lose the axe or get none. Your call.

*It's not like she's unarmed, but she hopes that she won't have to attack him.*