PILLOW FORT MEME

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PILLOW FORT MEME!


Who said a meme has to have elaborate rules? You've just built the ULTIMATE FORT out of pillows, blankets, and couch cushions. Decide who gets in and who has to stay out. Throw jelly beans at invaders, read scary stories at midnight with a flashlight. Play truth or dare. Discover your inner child! Go nuts!

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Cynthia ❧ Fire Emblem: Awakening

[galeforcer]

[The fort is massive and pure white. Don't mind the Killer Lance sticking out on the side. Or the sign

JUSTICE FORT HQ

HEROES WELCOME, VILLAINS EN GARDE!

marked... on the front...]

Aha! With this, we'll have a safe spot to exchange secret hero-ing tips for warriors of justice everywhere! Evildoers beware, for with the official opening of the Justice Fort, miscreants everywhere shall never sleep soundly into the night again! Unless it's a permanent dirt nap they got, then that's another story.

[intendance]

[Morgan is just over here putting the final touches on the fort, don't mind her. And by that I mean she's shifting pillows around, because of course that is helpful.

But she's humming while she does it!]

Hm hm hmm ♪

[Morgan. Morgan stop. Morgan wait don't grab that pillow that pillow looks significantly necessary to the structure of the fort--]

1/2

[galeforcer]

How's it looking on your side, Morgan?

[Cynthia is too HERO focused to notice, so... don't... count on her to pick this out...]

2/2

[galeforcer]

[--But she IS battle-trained! In the end, it's the eyes so trained to keep track of sudden whizzing arrows at the corner of her eyes that gets her to notice.]

--Woah, are you sure that's--!?

["OKAY TO PULL OUT"...?]

[1/2]

[intendance]

[Alas, Cynthia's sharp, battle-trained instincts are just a moment too short to fix Morgan's slightly ditzy mistake. Morgan, don't just busybody around because you can--

But she tilts her head in response to the warning, but already she's pulled the pillow out just a bit too far.

So she doesn't have time for anything more than a slightly confused]

Ah?

[2/2]

[intendance]

[--before the pillows on this side of the fort come tumbling down in an avalanche of feathers and harmless fluff.

Morgan finds herself sprawled beneath some and blinks; yeah, this side of the fort isn't looking so hot, and of course, half the ceiling caved in thanks to that meddling.

But her tone is still awfully mild.]

Whoa. I guess I should have been paying attention to what I was moving. Sorry, Cynthia.

1/2

[galeforcer]

[...]

2/2

[galeforcer]

No time to worry about that, Morgan! It must've been a sneak attack from the enemy because they got jealous of how great our fort was, so they used some sneaky spell to blow up our blind side instead. You're not hurt, right? So quick, we need to recover our defenses before the baddies take this as a chance to strike!!

[COME ON SOLDIER WE GOT PILLOW LARPING WORK TO BE DONE!!]

[intendance]

[man cynthia, you're the best. So optimistic. So she's just right back to smiling too, hurrying up to her feet.]

Right! I may not be Father, but I'm sure I can devise some tactics to send the bad guys running!

[the...imaginary bad guys.

She's just going to be helping with pillows okok]

[galeforcer]

[it has nothing to do with optimism even if she's more or less optimism reincarnate! we are under attack there are things of much superior import to worry here fellow heinie kicker]

Hehe, darn straight you will! I bet you'll catch up to him in no time, Morgan. But every moment of training counts, so let's get on that!

[No they will totally be upon us soon so we must re-fortify our defenses. Hence she'll help too to pile everything back in order. The JUSTICE FORT™ will be as good as new again in no time flat, with us two on the case!! o7]

[intendance]

[She's totally taking it as optimism, okay. Because playing pretend is fun but it's still just pretend--

Okay maybe not, with Cynthia's excitement she's just getting more and more into it.]

Haha, thanks!

[She's totally determined to catch up, but every bit of encouragement helps. But for now, they're making some distinct progress on the fort, and it is looking almost as good as new. Aw yes, successful building--but now that she's getting into the playing, Morgan is really getting into it.]

I think I saw some enemies on the horizon before closing up the hole in that wall! We're cut off from our fellow companions! Ready to defend, my fellow hero?

[IT'S HEROING TIME]

[the_kicker]

[This is almost...this is embarrassing. Yasha doesn't expect much from a pillow fort, but the intention's there. For now, it's enough, however painful it becomes. The intro speech doesn't help, either.]

I'm none to be called a hero...but what will we do? Talking does not suffice for action, not with them. You must have more of a plan.

[He wishes talking would solve it, often as he tried.]

[galeforcer]

[A HERO SHOULD NEVER BE EMBARRASSED BY HIS OR HER OWN CREED!!

...or maybe that's just the case of a very specific few... but ahem. Oh wow, this guy is gloomy. And gives off Gerome vibes! But looks Valmese! Hmm...]

A hero shouldn't be modest, and yeah, we'll definitely act! [yes she's a-ok with assuming because why else would you be here otherwise, if you're REALLY not a hero?] A hero has to be by the side of her allies from start to finish in order to fight with them and protect them, after all. But we're not fighting now, so it's a good time to talk about how everyone goes at being a hero, in their own ways!

[the_kicker]

[Melancholy is literally Yasha's mantra. He opens his mouth to reply but Cynthia speaks again and he doesn't interrupt. And listening, Yasha slowly bows his head.]

...You must also...

[He clenches one hand. His voice steadies and he looks up.]

...learn to stand aside. If another has shown themselves more capable of doing what must be done.

[This is...better. However idealistic this girl seems to be, it doesn't bother Yasha much as he thought it would.]

[galeforcer]

Uh-huh...

[At least she's a very attentive and avid listener?]

Yeah, sure! But I'll still be standing aside just in case they need help if the villains suddenly got like, an unexpected power-up. Heroes have to work together sometimes to take down the baddies, after all!

[...She appreciates the advice! Really. She just still manages to turn it around to make it active for her because watching is boring not heroic, ok.]

Your HTML mistake is immortalized through the stars! B|

[the_kicker]

[Yasha listens, too. And between inward sighs and internal refutes, he finds something worth hearing. He sits back a bit, tone light.]

Even if you hate each other...

[He nods and stands. He knows why now, the origin of his amusement, this...fond tolerance. She reminds him of his sister.]

Would you like any help with the fort? Maybe make it a bit more official.

[Yasha clearly doesn't understand the inherent wonder of pillow forts.]

1/2 furtively nukes the stars..............

[galeforcer]

--Woah! Why would heroes hate each other, if you're all fighting for the same side? Even if you disagree on something [and she's thinking "disagree on favorite type of food" here...], we should all unite under the banner of justice and common good for the people!

2/2

[galeforcer]

But hehe, sure! I think it's already pretty great the way it is, but any suggestion would be super dandy!

[the_kicker]

[Yasha's eyes narrow. He breaks in.]

Who decides what the common good is?

[And that's all he manages before...well, everything else. He blinks, the enthusiasm throwing him off guard. But...grand things have small beginnings, don't they? He sits.]

Well, first, it should be open to the people. After all, they are the ones we're trying to protect. Likewise, there should be more space and a few towers for vigilance, the rest low, to remind us we were once them.

[following_mother]

[And that is why Morgan loved Cynthia, she was so much fun to be around! This was the best pillow fort in the world! (It's the only one he's seen but still!)

Morgan had a big smile on his face when he spoke to her.]

Cynthia~! I added some re enforcement to the fort.

[galeforcer]

[it's the

JUSTICE FORT™

damn straight it was, is, and will BE the best pillow forth you'll see across EVERY TIMELINE EVER, MORGAN!!]

Alright, Morgan, I knew we could count on you! Keep that up and you'll be a full-fledged hero yourself in no time, just wait and see! How's our weapon stock?

[she means the smaller cushions we use to pelt the baddies with. And the foamy lance and the Styrofoam sword, yes.]

[following_mother]

[HE WILL REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. LET THIS BROMANCE NEVER DWINDLE.]

We are fully stocked captain! Ready to make any bad guys really sad!

[This even better than when he and Owain rough house! He gathered all the cushions he could find as well as even bring up on the snack stocks. Mother was humoring them he was sure but still!]

[galeforcer]

[*HEROMANCE

ftfy]

You betcha! We'll make them cry so hard, their eyeballs'll fall out! [...cynthia don't say that] Do you have a copy of the Justice Cabal Codex Owain pulled up? I had to remind him a few days ago, but he should have given one to you by now!

I now want to unlock her. So badly.

[following_mother]

[SORRY. FORGIVE HIM.

He smiled at her and nodded.]

Yeah! I've been studying it ever since! Who else will join us?

get ur sumia knocked up already!!

[galeforcer]

Owain should be here soon, Brady was being his usual grouchy self, but I promised to give him that kitty plushie I got in one of my gift baskets from town, so there's no way he'll miss out now. [Cynthia that's called shameless bribing--] I was going to ask Gerome too, but I saw him talking to that ice queen Severa... Grr, he better not get flipped over to her side of callous villainy! Hmm, who else...

[yeah this might take a while...]