The Cuddles For Bad Guys Meme

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Suddenly a magic aphrodisiac permeates the air. Its effects include making any villains, criminals, evildoers, horrible human beings, monsters, and nightmares irresistably cuddly. You want to hug them, yes you do!

1. Post your character.
2. If you're a bad guy (or gal): post your character gloating over the deets of their latest infamous deed, or pulling the knife out of the body, or sitting around in their evil lair gloaming about in evil jammies - you know, whatever it is you do.
3. The aphro makes you unlikely to be mean to anyone who cuddles you, bad guys, so no being naughty and murdering your new friends.
4. If you're not a bad guy: post your character as falling under the effects of an irresistably wicked aphro. Cuddle any nefarious beings that come your way!
5. Do ridiculous fluffy things with each other.

Comments

Loki | Thor: Tales of Asgard | OTA

[attention_wenches]

[He's just a baby baddie. When he grows up he will be very frightening, but just for now, he's wickedly planning to slightly annoy his brother by bringing up his crush on Sif! Bwahahahaha!]

dude, this isn't even ooc

[loveshishammer]

[Thor spots his baby brother and COMES RUNNING to tackle-hug him. Before he even notices it really is his... baby brother....

Uh. Okay. That's weird. Not letting go, though.]

Yeah, this requires no inexplicable mind-control chemical

[attention_wenches]

Hrck!

[That turns out to be the noise Loki makes then tackle-hugged. Who knew?

Oh, look, are his feet off the floor? That's just... that's typical. Really more embarrassing than painful.]

Need to breathe!

[loveshishammer]

You have no need to breathe for at least a minute, brother!

[Thor does ease the much smaller version of his brother back onto his feet, regardless, and holds him at arm's length to look him over with rather obvious concern.]

[attention_wenches]

Well... I like breathing.

[Though he's less grumpy now that he's standing on solid ground again.]

And what are you up to, aside from being a bit of an oaf?

[He doesn't usually insult Thor outright, or not since they were both much smaller (in Thor's case, much, much smaller), but he doesn't feel he needed to be hugged just then.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

[Obviously Loki needs more bro!hugs, even if Balder's from the wrong universe and the wrong timeline and never mind, hugs.

On the plus side, Balder's gentler than Thor. On the negative side, he's still tall and huge and hugging Loki off his feet for no apparent reason.]

[attention_wenches]

Hrck!

[He may be exaggerating his distress a bit, since he's not being squeezed quite so hard, but it's still very undignified!]

This is becoming peculiar...

[dusk_and_dawn]

Yes ... [That's certainly not his usual reaction to seeing his brother, even small versions.]

My apologies, I know not what came over me. [He looks puzzled. But he hasn't put Loki back on his feet yet.]

[attention_wenches]

[He's trying not to wriggle, because being dropped would, if possible, be even more undignified.]

...May I have the floor back, please?

[dusk_and_dawn]

[Oh, right. Balder carefully puts him down.]

Perhaps 'tis the same magicks that engendered your sudden-- [he was going to say "youth" but Loki was actually older than the last time he'd seen him] --onset of puberty?

[attention_wenches]

[Considering his voice still squeaks when he's surprised and he constantly trips over his own oversized feet, puberty isn't a hurdle he's entirely passed or very pleased by.]

...The passage of time? Though something's surely gone awry there.

[Alright, it's funny now that he's not being dangled and/or squashed. Even a budding trickster can appreciate absurdity.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Not that much time has passed, has it? [Kind of hard to tell when you're dead. And of course Loki thinks this is funny for reasons Balder doesn't understand. Nothing new there.]

[attention_wenches]

I... believe it has gone by in its usual fashion.

[But he's clearly wrong about that, and he hates being wrong.]

Or I did, a few moments ago.

[dusk_and_dawn]

I believe you were about

[and he puts his hand by the top of Loki's head and then lowers it by about a foot and a half]

this size. Strange.

[He doesn't seem troubled, though, because he's frankly used to this sort of thing. So long as he doesn't have to change anyone's diapers ... ]

[attention_wenches]

I always have had a gift for being short.

[He comes up to around Thor's nose, when he's comfortably in his own timeline. Short jokes abound. At least he's used to that.]

Have another version of yourself

[godofliesloke]

[Loke had not planed that his magic would rip up a hole in time and space and not to mention dimensions. That he also would find a person that he right away recognize as a younger, different version of himself. He stared at himself for a moment then he wrapped his arms around the teen. This one still had a purer heart than him.]

This day just gets weirder and weirder...

[attention_wenches]

Ack!

[Surprise hugs are unappreciated! Thor gets away with it. Sometimes. This is not Thor.]

Ouch!

[He's exaggerating, but indignation makes him feel better.]

Sorry about that, but it is your icons fault I watched the movie

[godofliesloke]

[Loke smirked a bit. He knew that that was only an exaggerating. He should know that since he was hugging himself and yet not. Yeah magic could do some strange stuff at times.]

I'm not hugging that hard.

Watching the movie does do some odd things to people...

[attention_wenches]

It's really the surprise I object to.

[Please do not touch the Loki. Or, well, a Loki, at this juncture.]

...On a few different levels.

Well at least it didn't make me squirm over all the wrong stuff

[godofliesloke]

[Sure thing he would not touch the Loki, just that he held him tighter.]

Object all you want to, young one.

[He could barley remember when he himself was that young.]

Eh, there are a few awk moments when the Valkyries go straw-feminist. But overall, yeah, good effort

[attention_wenches]

I am objecting! Strenuously! Right now!

[Squirming is almost as undignified as surprise hugs, but he'll cope with that.]

I have some more problems, but that is only for the reason that I read norse mythology

[godofliesloke]

[Okay he was done holding his younger version that close. Letting Loki out of the hug he placed his hand on his shoulder and looked the younger one straight into his eyes.]

You can grow up into a great man.

[If he could avoid his heart to be corrupted.]

That's an entirely different set of problems, but yes. Hi... Fenris? Don't think too hard.

[attention_wenches]

[He's still sulky, but at least the hug is over.]

What a gruesome prospect. Why would I do something like that?

[There are rather few advantages to being a younger prince, but one of them is that no one expects you to rule anything. You can be free to study quietly and ply your tricks forever.]

For once I didn't. To be a movie that has one of my biggest interest in it I kept rather calm

[godofliesloke]

Trust me kid your magic is something special.

[It was no expectations here, he knew how great Loki could come to get if this dimension was even remotely similar to his own and it looked like it was quite similar.]

[attention_wenches]

Well, yes, I've advanced through my apprenticeship rather quickly. But one doesn't generally equate greatness with a crabby sorcerer ensconced in the temple with a few good tomes.

[Being left alone is his main goal in life just lately.]