Would you...

[professaaaahhh]

Would you hit that?

Picture the scene. You're doing your thing, your every day business. You don't mean to check that one person out, but you do and before you even realize it, you've said it out loud. I'd tap that.

✔ 1. Post your character, their canon and any preferences you have. If you so wish, add a particular setting, tell us what they're wearing or whatever.

✔ 2. Any character replying has the compulsion, if they realize it or not and with optional embarrassment, to say how hard they would tap dat ass, with any additional comments. e.g. 'I'd hit it like a meteor wiping out the dinosaurs', 'I'd tap that if there was nothing better to do', 'I'd tap that...if you shaved that mustache off' or 'I'd spank that, if you promised not to talk during.'

✔ 3. See how well that works out for you.

 

Comments

mia | evil dead | really?

[detoxes]

thank.

[philander]

Just say the word, Doll.

[detoxes]

Jackass.

[philander]

That's not the word.

[detoxes]

Uh - what about -

no.

Is that the word?

[philander]

[damn.]

Until you change your mind.

[detoxes]

Roger. There's not gonna be any mind-changing. How many times do we have to talk about this?

[philander]

Hey, hey. Stranger things have happened. You know that. I know that. Common ground.

[detoxes]

Yeah, but stranger things don't include magically wanting to bang you. And we both know that. Me especially.

[philander]

Okay, okay. But hypothetically. This whole zombie demon evil thing kind of takes over everything. We are the only two left. What then?

[detoxes]

Spoilers!

Not gonna happen.

[philander]

Ouch. Why so harsh?

[detoxes]

[JUST LINEFACES. FOREVER.]

[disjoined]

[wait.]

I don't -

[frown.]

What's the question?

[detoxes]

[Oh.

Oh damn.]

...

If you find... the other person... sexually attractive? Like - oh, I'd totally have sex with them. Or I'd totally "hit that".

[Awk.]

[disjoined]

Oh.

[okay yeah it's awkward. but she is surprisingly calm about this.]

I've never heard it phrased like that before.

[detoxes]

It's totally common where I'm from. Sorry if it weirds you out or whatever.

[disjoined]

It doesn't. Don't worry.

Sometimes I just - don't catch onto things like that quickly.

[casually avoids answering uh.]

[detoxes]

It's okay.

[Casually avoids... uh... yeah. Oh - look at the floor.]

[disjoined]

[she nods and wow are those curtains from sears they're pretty nice uh.]

[detoxes]

[OH WOW - yeah. Yeah they are. Look at dem curtains.]

[disjoined]

[oh and the trim on the wall that's a pretty nice shade of cerulean but it's chipped uh -]

I'm supposed to answer, aren't I?

[detoxes]

[.....Just sorta nods.]

Yeah. Yeah - I think so.

[disjoined]

Oh. I just - it's not that I don't -

[a w k ward pause.]

I've just never -

[detoxes]

Well - uh.

If it's worth anything -

I haven't really... either? [Slight smile.]