Text Adventure Meme

[i_shotfirst_too]

TEXT ADVENTURE MEME

You are in a Dreamwidth community on the internet. There is an odd flat motif to it, as if you were viewing an old Tandy's monitor. Several posts can be seen below you detailing strange antics of various sorts.

There is a post here.

> READ POST

Which one?

> READ LATEST POST

"Congratulations! You are now the player avatar of a text adventure! You have full control of the setting and the environment! The only problem is, you have no control over your own actions! But don't worry, the people responding to you have all bought copies of it and are more than willing to guide you in the right direction! We hope."

> TRANSLATE INTO CLEARER LANGUAGE

So here's the deal: You devise a setting for a text adventure for your character to star in; the people replying to you get to input commands as to what your character actually DOES, and you show the results of said action. And possibly some snark in the process.

Comments

dfghjdfgh this is the worst idea

[whatyoulike]

You are THE WOMAN, a professional dominatrix with a personal agenda.
It's time for a session with a powerful CLIENT. In addition to the providing the best recreational scolding money can buy, you are hoping to acquire a SECRET of national importance. It's a good thing you know what they like.

Bedroom
The room is furnished sparsely but elegantly with a combination of dark woods, rich fabrics, and white-painted accent pieces. The white lace curtains are drawn tightly across the windows, muting the light from outside and lending a sensual atmosphere.

You can see a BED, a STOOL (on which is CLIENT), a NIGHTSTAND, and a VANITY here.
There is a DOOR to the NORTH.

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[additional actions may or may not be accounted for by the text parser]

Re: dfghjdfgh this is the worst idea

[hi_there_aliens]

[Daniel has this look of "WHY am I playing this?"]

>look client.

[whatyoulike]

The CLIENT is stark naked, sitting rigidly on the STOOL. He has been denied permission to move or speak until further notice.

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[hi_there_aliens]

>talk to CLIENT

[whatyoulike]

What would you like to say?

>1 "Convince me you deserve my attention. Permission to answer."
>2 "Nod if you're ready to begin your punishment."
>3 "I can see you eyeing that paddle. You'd like it if I spanked your arse raw with it, wouldn't you? Pathetic."
>4 "Tell me all your secrets."
>5 say nothing and continue ignoring CLIENT until you are ready

[hi_there_aliens]

[He's already in over his head. This seems like the safest option]

>4 "tell me all your secrets"

[whatyoulike]

No, no, dear. You'll never get what you want that way.

>1 "Convince me you deserve my attention. Permission to answer."
>2 "Nod if you're ready to begin your punishment."
>3 "I can see you eyeing that paddle. You'd like it if I spanked your arse raw with it, wouldn't you? Pathetic."
>4 say nothing and continue ignoring CLIENT until you are ready

[hi_there_aliens]

[oh come on! okay Plan B, what's the NEXT safest option-]

>1. "Convince me you deserve my attention. Permission to answer."

[whatyoulike]

The CLIENT begins a long, frankly disturbing appeal that brings up all the supposed wrongs he's committed in the past week and ends with how grateful he would be if you were even to step on him with one glorious high-heeled foot.

Choose a response:

>1 "Not good enough. Try again."
>2 "Bend over and place your hands on the stool."
>3 return to previous conversation options

[hi_there_aliens]

[Oh god, what.]

>1 "Not good enough. Try again."

[whatyoulike]

A fair reaction. Can't let him off too easy. This time he goes into much more detail concerning his need for discipline, begging you to administer any punishment you see fit.

Choose a response:

>1 "Not good enough. Try again."
>2 "Bend over and place your hands on the stool."
>3 return to previous conversation options

[hi_there_aliens]

[....his face right now, he's just glad the game doesn't tell him all the gory details]

>3 return to previous conversation options

[whatyoulike]

What would you like to say?

>1 "Convince me you deserve my attention. Permission to answer."
>2 "Nod if you're ready to begin your punishment."
>3 "I can see you eyeing that paddle. You'd like it if I spanked your arse raw with it, wouldn't you? Pathetic."
>4 say nothing and continue ignoring CLIENT until you are ready

[hi_there_aliens]

>4 say nothing and continue ignoring CLIENT until you are ready

>go north

[whatyoulike]

It would be unprofessional to leave in the middle of a session, even if being so completely ignored would be a humbling experience for the CLIENT in question.

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[hi_there_aliens]

>examine nightstand

best idea!

[the_new_sexy]

Check INVENTORY

[whatyoulike]

You are carrying:
nothing but your wits

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[the_new_sexy]

Examine VANITY

[whatyoulike]

In addition to various cosmetics and a silver tray containing jewelry, you find a CROP and a PADDLE on the VANITY.

>EXAMINE
>TAKE

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[the_new_sexy]

>Examine CROP

[whatyoulike]

The CROP is made of high-quality leather and has a flexible flared tip that is sure to sting on impact.

>TAKE

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[the_new_sexy]

examine NIGHTSTAND

[whatyoulike]

On the NIGHTSTAND you find a PILE OF CLOTHES belonging to the CLIENT.

>EXAMINE
>SEARCH
>TAKE

>go NORTH
>examine DOOR, BED, STOOL, CLIENT, NIGHTSTAND, VANITY
>check INVENTORY
>talk to CLIENT

[the_new_sexy]

Examine.