above the waist, below the neck

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 RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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Frankenstein's monster | Fate/

[shaggydogstory]

[Canonical information about Fran's chest.]

[gibsaintquartz]

10/10, my Goddess of Farming!

[shaggydogstory]

Uu! [She's pleased to be helpful to Master!!]

[daughterofthemark]

A formidable chest indeed! I must rate it a ten!

[Yes, she's serious.]

[shaggydogstory]

[Luckily Fran is also serious.]

Ahhh...th...an...ks....

[daughterofthemark]

You're most welcome! I am certain it serves you well.

[shaggydogstory]

[Firm nod. If she could speak properly, she could expand on that about its usefulness but she can’t so:]

Uhh! [She lets the mace spark with green electricity for a moment, since that’s a thing it does. It’s a little more difficult to demonstrate that it can be used as a power source, so she...doesn’t.]

[daughterofthemark]

My! And it has volt properties as well!

[It's fine, Arianna's jumping to that conclusion on her own anyway. Energy is energy, as far as she understands.]

And you must be quite strong as well to wield it. I almost pity any creature that attacks you.

[shaggydogstory]

[Alas, she lives in a world where her strength is rather mediocre for someone in her position, but she will take the praise anyway. She smiles a little.]

Ahhh. [How to communicate this? You could just nod, Fran. Or flex, I’m sure you’ve seen another Servant do that. She looks around for some way to demonstrate this, before coming to the conclusion that the easiest way to show that she is strong is to set her mace down, grab Arianna around the middle, and lift her into the air, which she can do with basically no effort.]

[daughterofthemark]

Aah!

[SHE DID NOT EXPECT THIS WHY IS SHE IN THE AIr oh actually this is fine and kind of fun?]

Goodness, you are strong! I don't think I could lift myself this way. Though I suppose there's another problem in that case.

[shaggydogstory]

Uuu?

[She tilts her head - she doesn't take the lifting herself literally, so she's not sure what the problem being referred to is. Does Arianna have some kind of lifting issue? (She's forgotten to set her down while she's thinking about this.)]

[bloodings]

Your mace, huh... it's pretty good weapon, so I'll give it a nine. After all, nothing is stronger than my Clarent!

[ There are many, many weapons stronger than Clarent. ]

[shaggydogstory]

[ Fran knows that there are stronger weapons than Clarent, but Mordred isn’t the only one who can take incomprehensible things uttered by the other and translate them into normal language, which is to say it’s as good a compliment as Mordred’s going to give about something like this. ]

Uhhh, uuu uhhhh. Ahhh. [ Fran thinks Mordred is being too generous, but she’s happy to hear her say it. She thanks her. ]

[bloodings]

No problem. ... It goes without saying, but no using that lightning tree attack of yours, alright? You'll lose points if you die.

[ This is just her hella roundabout way of worrying. She's not mad about their fight; she just doesn't want Fran to blow herself up again. ]

[shaggydogstory]

[ She looks a little confused. She remembers her Master at the time she used it on Mordred also being weirdly insistent about her not using it. Maybe because he felt sad when she died? (Nah that couldn't be it.) ]

Ahhh. [ She doesn't plan on it. ] ...Uhhh, uuuu uhhhn. [ Though if she had to, she'd rather everyone be safe than keep her 9 points. ]

[bloodings]

We're safe enough as it is! Absolutely no using that attack, dummy!

[ At least the fgo version just stuns her... ]

[shaggydogstory]

Uhhh, ahhh! Uungh? [ Even if they're fine now, they're facing really big threats! What if it's needed to stop someone trying to destroy humanity? (what kind of person would bring Fran to that kind of battle me, it was me who defeated the final boss of london with fgo-version blasted tree

She's assuming Mordred means the full power death one, rather than the almost full power stunned and burned one. That one can at least be debuff-cleared. ]

[bloodings]

[ The stunned and burned one is fine... mostly. It's definitely the death she has a problem with. ]

You're strong enough without it! If you need extra help, just call for me!

[travailler]

[A long pause.]

I may have misunderstood what is going on here, but as a fellow bride, I agree being armed is important!

[shaggydogstory]

[...Is it a part of being a bride? Despite her outfit, Fran only has a vague idea of how marriage works. At first, she just tilts her head.]

Uhhh? [Is...it? She supposes that she must be better prepped than she thought! She looks a little pleased.] Ahhh!

[travailler]

Uh...yeah!

[She will need to work hard to understand stand here. This will work out for sure.]

Love is a battlefield, they say. Being able to protect ourselves is an important part of womanhood.

[Elphelt nods.]

[shaggydogstory]

[It probably will cause no problems at all that Elphelt has trouble understanding Fran and Fran doesn't realize that Elphelt's view on being a bride is perhaps not standard.]

Ahhh.

[Fran nods. She thinks she's heard that phrase somewhere (maybe from Medb), but she didn't understand it at the time. ...Actually, she still doesn't understand it now.]

Uhhh uuuu uu ahhh?

[Does combat really come into it? To try to convey the question, she temporarily sets the head of her mace down and leans it against her so her hands are free to form a heart, before picking it back up and swinging it it down violently at an empty patch of ground, before looking back at Elphelt with another headtilt.]

[travailler]

[Elphelt somehow knew she would have a strong connection with Fran. It's like a sixth sense. That and there aren't any other women walking around in wedding gowns for no reason whatsoever.]

That's right! A modern woman is all about action. Sometimes you need to fight for love, you know?

[She pulls a pair of pink pistols from the bouquet at her hip and spins on her heel.]

I can tell you're trying to become a bride, just like I am, so out of camaraderie, I give you...a ten! I'm not sure what we're supposed to be judging anymore.

[shaggydogstory]

[Look, it'll save time if they find someone to marry out of the misguided notion that it's something that will make them normal girls. Fran nods at the first part, looking a little contemplative. This person looks like they know more about love than she does. After all, she's dressed for it (Fran, you're also in a wedding dress).] Ahh.

[At the second part, she smiles a little and .] Uu! [She's happy to be given a ten, even if it's out of just a sense of camaraderie. It's nice to have someone who feels you are similar. She's not sure why this woman seems confused about what she was supposed to be judging. Fran had shown a chest, unlike most people she'd seen.

The other woman doesn't seem to have any chests on her (Fran is the only one on this meme who would think that), so Fran can't return the rating, but those pistols are pretty cute. Pink is a pretty colour. How to express that...she sets her mace down for a moment, points at the pistols, and makes a...that's probably a heart with her hands? She's never actually done it before, so it's closer to a lumpy circle. She tries to convey it through tone, though.] Uuuu, uungh.

[travailler]

--Huh?

[The sentiment is clear. That isn't what surprises her. She doesn't get people complimenting her firearms, is all...not that she exactly walks around with them in the open enough for it to come up or anything.]

Oh! You like Nougat? She's cute, isn't she?

[She twirls her pistols around her finger. Her weapons are not pink by chance. Making them cute is entirely on her and completely her doing. So, it is nice to have them acknowledged--even if she may be jumping to conclusions. She doesn't know why else Fran would be pointing them out!

And she is pretty sure that is a heart.]

I'm sure the feeling in mutual, heehee.

[Being a pistol and all, Nougat probably does not care about how cute Fran is, even if she is. And she is! Elphelt cannot let this opportunity pass her by.]

Um...I'm not usually this forward, but--! Would you like to be friends?

[With how her heart is pounding, you would think she just asked Fran to marry her, not just be friends.]