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shinsou hitoshi (r63 au) | bnha

[sarcatsm]

1) Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.

2) I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.

3) I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.

4) I’m watching Netflix with the cats and eating homemade soup. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.

5) Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like it's a bad thing.

6) [text her]

oh hai #4

[metalhusband]

Is it Netflix for cats?

METAL HUSBAND

[sarcatsm]

Yes. It's just a laser dot on the tv screen.

the one true husband

[metalhusband]

Oh, boring. I thought it was actual t.v. for cats.

[sarcatsm]

Looking for something new to watch? I feel like Baby Einsteins might be up your alley.

[metalhusband]

HEY! YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF, BITCH!!

[sarcatsm]

Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed of! I'm only trying to be nice here.

5

[curlyqt]

OHH, WHERE YOU TEXTING SOMEONE HITOSHI-CHAN?
I DON'T THINK YOU WERE TEXTING ME THOUGH.
HEY, WHO'S CUTE FACE DO YOU WANT TO SIT ON?
DID YOU GET REJECTED? I WANT TO KNOW!!!
IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY FACE, YOU CAN TELL ME!

[sarcatsm]

If I sit on your face would you stop talking?

[curlyqt]

I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I'VE NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE...
CAN YOU STILL BREATHE IF SOMEONE SAT ON YOUR FACE? I'M CURIOUS.
HEY, HITOSHI-CHAN.
IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY FACE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU THINK MY FACE IS CUTE?

[sarcatsm]

I'm sure if you leave their nose free... it'd be like snorkeling.

[that's a really bad way of referring to cunnilingus.]

[there's a nice pause between texts.]

I guess you're pretty cute.

[curlyqt]

SO YOU DO THINK I'M CUTE!
HEY,
SO WHO WERE YOU TEXTING EARLIER?
ARE YOU GOING TO TEXT THEM AGAIN?
YOU SHOULD THINK CAREFULLY ABOUT THIS, Y'KNOW? IF THEY WERE UNCOMFORTABLE THEY MIGHT JUST FIND YOU EVEN MORE PRESSURING. YOU MIGHT EVEN SCARE THEM AWAY AND CAUSE ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE.
ME? I'M OKAY WITH IT.
I ALSO THINK YOU'RE VERY CUTE!

[sarcatsm]

It doesn't matter who I might have been texting.

They weren't uncomfortable, but don't worry. I know when to back off from someone when they aren't interested.

Cute enough to let me sit on your face?

2

[gravityrush]

Do I want to know?
What happened last night Shinsou-chan??? [ give her deets...?! ]

[sarcatsm]

A fair amount happened.

I might need to bury a body later. [is she joking???]

[gravityrush]

That's
A joke
Right?
Please don't make jokes like that I'll be scared

[sarcatsm]

Are you saying you wouldn't help a friend in need, Uraraka-chan?

That's cruel.

[gravityrush]

Ehhh?
But the real victim here is mr dead body right???

[sarcatsm]

Maybe they deserved it.

#1

[ctrlcquirks]

That doesn't sound very much like an apology.

[sarcatsm]

Maybe because it wasn't one?

[ctrlcquirks]

Shouldn't you apologize to me? I'll make sure you're stuck in basics if you don't!

[sarcatsm]

Try it and I'll punch you in the throat again.

[ctrlcquirks]

Do it and I'll make sure you get expelled!!

[sarcatsm]

If someone like Bakugou can't get expelled with everything he's pulled what makes you think anything I've done would?

Don't be such a wimp.