Get your gen texts here!!

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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armitage hux; star wars

[generalginger]

[chroming]

There has been an outbreak of an unidentified virus affecting those troops who have recently returned from deployment on the nearby planetoid. I recommend quarantine.

[generalginger]

Do that. Report back to me with update as soon as possible.

[chroming]

That may be difficult. I will be including myself in the quarantine.

[generalginger]

That is problematic. Keep me updated remotely and I'll take care of the rest.

misfire, obviously;

[jiaasjen]

Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.

[generalginger]

In the many unfortunate scenarios you've found yourself in over the years I've known you, you've been the common denominator. Something to consider.

[jiaasjen]

Given the rarity of that occurring it proves nothing.

[generalginger]

Does it not? You are the only one with a black eye.

[jiaasjen]

Only that you have bony elbows and that should never be approached from behind.

[generalginger]

Which you should have known. As you are so often glaringly incompetent, I am not surprised.

[jiaasjen]

Would you rather I submit a request several weeks in advance? Perhaps in triplicate.

[generalginger]

Depends. If you are going to complain about something as minuscule as a black eye, perhaps you should file an incident report with HR and let that be the end of it.

[jiaasjen]

Tempting. Do you think they'll lecture you on the dangers of sexual harassment in the workplace?

[generalginger]

Absolutely. There might even be a harsh reprimand.

misfire

[talentedscavenger]

Explain to me again why the hell we're going through all this?

[generalginger]

What exactly are we going through?

[talentedscavenger]

This war that hasn't ended since it began. Being dragged into it and the mess of it.

[generalginger]

Wars do not end before they are resolved. If you are incapable or unwilling to fight, then get out of the way.

[talentedscavenger]

This was resolved with the end of the Empire, and then had to start up again.

I am willing to fight, I'm just frustrated. I thought you of all people would understand that.

[generalginger]

I was unaware that even basic education was available to junk rats on Jakku, much less lessons regarding the nuances of the war and its aftermath.

[talentedscavenger]

[The hell? Finn doesn't talk like that, which means...had she contacted Ren? URGH.]

You'd be surprised what you'd learn on Jakku; especially of humility--something the First Order greatly lacks.

Or is this when you convince me to join?

[generalginger]

It sounds like you have a very limited view of the galaxy.

I have higher standards than that.

[talentedscavenger]

There are many things you have a limited view on.

Did you change your mind before or after our fight?

[dorkvader]

Just FYI there is an old vulture droid somewhere on deck 37. Or outside on the hull.

One of those two.