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Jyn Erso | Rogue One | OTA

[wherehopegoes]

1: The moral of the story is this: the last shot of the night is always a mistake

2: You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm

3: I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...

4: immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

5: [Or text her!]

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[captain_by_the_book]

I find that hard to believable.

[wherehopegoes]

Oh, I'm offended by that! I'll have you know, I have a bit of a green thumb, too.

[captain_by_the_book]

What? It takes you a little longer than me to kill a plant?

[wherehopegoes]

Rude. I have yet to actually kill a plant that is under my care. I've had to leave some behind, but not of my own volition.

[captain_by_the_book]

You're officially better than me then. If we ever share a plant it's yours to care for.

[wherehopegoes]

Ooh, share a plant. That sounds awfully domestic of you. Promise, if we do, I'll treat it well.

[captain_by_the_book]

I know. I must be feeling reckless today. You'll even remember to water it? I'm terrible. I keep forgetting I even have a plant and when I remember it's dead.

[wherehopegoes]

Promise, I'll be a good plant mother. I used to take very good care of my stuffed toys, how much harder can a plant be? What will we name it?

[captain_by_the_book]

I don't think you're expected to water stuffed toys. But it can't be that much harder? Let's stick to something simple for the start, like a cactus.

Named after Mon Mothma.

[wherehopegoes]

No, but I did spend a lot of time near the water, so they tended to get a little wet. Don't worry, I took proper care of them afterwards. I was a good toy mother, too.

A cactus, okay, that doesn't seem so difficult. With the both of us taking care of it, it's sure to flourish.

I'm sure she'd love that.

[captain_by_the_book]

I never realized you had maternal instincts, Jyn. You keep surprising me with new skill sets.

At least it's unlikely to die from thirst. Hopefully. Maybe we should make it a particularly hardy cactus, just in case.

Mon Mothma would feel flattered, I'm sure. It's a great honor, us naming our firstborn after her.

[wherehopegoes]

I'm sure there are still many things that you don't yet know about me, Captain Andor. I endeavor to surprise you more often. :)

One would think! But, yes, I absolutely agree that we should choose a cactus that's exceptionally difficult to kill. Just in case.

Our firstborn cactus child. So beautiful. So ... prickly. Just like Mum & Dad.

[captain_by_the_book]

If a desert world like Tatooine or Jakku can't kill it, neither should we. Or that's my hope, anyway.

It does come after us an awful lot. A truly worthy heir. I wonder how long till it fights its first Stormtrooper.

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[dubiousdistinction]

Guess that means you've just gotta keep taking those shots, then - at least until you can't remember the last one.

[wherehopegoes]

You gonna watch over me if I keep drinking, then? 'Cause this will inevitably lead to me attempting to fight someone, or fuck them, or maybe both.

[dubiousdistinction]

It's tempting. It would probably be entertaining to watch you drunkenly fight someone - I'm sure you could do it quite well - and I'd rather not let you just waste your time fucking one of them. Trust me, sweetheart - I'm sure no one in that place is worthy of the effort.

[wherehopegoes]

Oh, I have got stories for you. But, you are right - no one here is worthy of my attention either way. I'm supposed to be doing reconnaissance, after all. Gotta concentrate on the job at hand.

[dubiousdistinction]

I'd love to hear them sometime. Maybe over drinks, since you shouldn't actually be getting yourself good and drunk right now.

How's the job going? Sounds like it's a bit boring, if you ask me.

[wherehopegoes]

I'm not. I've only had a few drinks - the synthetic stuff, tastes like the real thing, doesn't leave you with the hangovers. Ugh. But if you're offering real drinks, I'm definitely on board for that.

Terribly boring. Nothing interesting yet. This meeting better take place soon, or I'm calling it a bust.

[dubiousdistinction]

Oh I'm offering the real thing. We'll get you drunk under my very careful supervision.

Well the sooner you call it a bust, the sooner you can really start drinking.

[wherehopegoes]

Consider it a date. Not sure I need a supervisor, but I wouldn't mind a drinking partner.

Somehow, I'm not entirely sure that Captain Andor is going to allow that sort of behavior out of me. Total spoilsport.

[dubiousdistinction]

A date it is, then.

Andor just needs to loosen up a bit himself. Stop sucking all the fun out of life. It's not like you're getting anything productive done just sitting there.

[wherehopegoes]

Excellent. That gives me something to look forward to.

Do you want to try telling him that? I'd rather not find myself on the receiving end of one of his Looks. I've been there enough.

I've half a mind to start a fight just to have something to do.

[dubiousdistinction]

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