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the phone sex +
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Jefferson | OUAT | OTA

[royalpassport]

[ Misfire away! ]

[seafolk]

I want to engage in intercourse with you

Right now

I am so hot and w

Not wet.

I am actually very hot right now. Why is this considered a good thing?

[royalpassport]

[ WHAT IS THIS

Jefferson's not great or experienced at this sexting thing, either, BUT EVEN HE KNOWS... this isn't the way to do it. ]

Maybe you have a fever?

[seafolk]

No. It is not a fever. It is because this desert wasteland you call home is dry and unpleasant.

But I have a fire in my loins for you

I know this because though I am unfamiliar with having loins before last month, this is the first time they have been on fire.

Figuratively.

[royalpassport]

why

why this
why me

[ Look at that. TOO BAFFLED FOR CAPITALIZING OR PUNCTUATION. ]

[seafolk]

You are male. I am female today. You have a ridge in your chin, which I am told is a sign of virility and masculinity.

If I am to have a male, I wish to have a virile one.

[royalpassport]

Well, I can't argue with that logic.

But your kind has a tendency to kill men.

[seafolk]

We call it culling, and it's a very important practice that helps to stem the tide of men into our territory.

You can not argue with that logic, either.

Now do you want to know about my breasts or not?

[gameboards]

[ have some slightly awkward beginning, Jefferson. ]

My, darling, what big balls you have.

[royalpassport]

That's not a compliment!

[ BECAUSE NOW HE'S JUST THINKING OF, LIKE. TANUKI. AND THEIR GIANT BALLS. ]

[gameboards]

It's not? Why ever would it not be?

[royalpassport]

Because you just reduced me to my balls.

[ WOMP WOMP jefferson sucks at sexting ]

[gameboards]

So reducing someone to their balls is not alright, but reducing them to their penis size is?

Because darling, it seems to be something that most men identify with.

[ ana is also failing at sexting in this case. ]

[royalpassport]

No, I'd rather you didn't do that to me, either.

Try again, your highness. I'm sure you can find a nicer compliment in you.

[gameboards]

Well, darling, I do find you rather attractive to look at. Especially the way your arse looks in your trousers.

No clue, none whatsoever

[natalia_vdova]

oh and do you want fuzzy handcuffs or leather cuffs?

[royalpassport]

Leather. They seem more comfortable for potential long term wear.

[ex_bossily211]

Question. What are your thoughts on fooling around in space?

[royalpassport]

It's one of the few places I haven't.

[ Back in his rakish youth, he definitely had his share of fooling around the worlds he visited. ALAS, never had a chance to go to space. ]

Are you asking for strictly scientific reasons? [ He can't tell if that light flirting is easy to get without... a winking emoticon or something. But noooo way is he going to use one of those. ]

[ex_bossily211]

[From somewhere, out in space, there's the sound of Clara laughing in amusement. ]

It could be purely scientific, though I was hoping you'd prefer a hands on demonstration.

[Figuring that last message could use a little something extra, she goes the distance and sends a second message that's just:]

;)

[She can set aside her pride and use emoticons when it comes to potentially getting him into the tardis for some fun.]

[royalpassport]

[ Awww yeah, he got himself a wink. ]

It's been a long time since I've been on an adventure. How could I say no?

[ex_bossily211]

Thing is, I'm already out in space now. It might take a few minutes to get there. So really, I need to you occupy my attention til I do.

Re: Jefferson | OUAT | OTA

[savedbylove]

This is what I'm wearing right now.

[royalpassport]

I think I have just the hat to complete that outfit.

[savedbylove]

Do you now. Maybe you should model it?