Sunday Gen Texts

[1sts]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Narukami Yu | P4

[wildlinks]

because i haven't bugged you enough

[yosekay]

dude, they put me in electronics today and the store is dead.

[yosekay]

bigger question though. if i put a TV inside a TV what would happen?

That's perfectly fine bcs I'm playing P4 now and fangirling over Yosuke so <3

[wildlinks]

I don't think anything would happen. Teddie has those old tv's stacked on each other.

...actually, now that you mention it, if we brought a TV in, would it serve as a way out?

lol that's so weird, after scening with you i restarted P4 this weekend

[yosekay]

now THESE are the questions we need to ask. I'm going to try it. Worst case scenario, I'm stuck inside a TV inside a TV. Best case, we have a portable exit!

Kind of. Portable.

I just, you know, scream whenever I have chance to have lunch with Yosuke

[wildlinks]

That sounds like that movie we watched before. What was it again? Inception?

The curiosity will be the end of us Yosuke. We should take Teddie with us, just in case. After all, he sends us back from TV every time.

I wonder where we would end up? Maybe in someone's house in Sweden.

i had this moment where i saw the max s.link item in my new game+ and was like OH MY GOD

[yosekay]

could be worse, they make great furniture, right? Sitting on a couch for all eternity has a nice ring to it

;; Yosuke makes me so happy

[wildlinks]

true but we need food. we can't eat the couch. we should order their specialty, Swedish meatballs.

saaaaaame. i love the p4 cast so much

[yosekay]

for the record, if it came down to it

you know, just in case

and there was no other solution for survival

and i mean, none other whatsoever

i would totally consider the possibility

that one of us will have to be cannibalized

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[wildlinks]

I'd let you eat me

[He pauses for a second because of the second meaning there, so he quickly sends the rest of the message]

but I doubt I'd taste any good. I mean, after being forced to eat MF-X I think half of my body is rotten

[yosekay]

[He stares at his phone for a second. Yep, here comes the follow up. But Yosuke's not letting it go.]

totally rotten. right down to the core, partner ;)

[wildlinks]

[Yu smiles at the phone-]

I don't recommend eating the brain either. It's rotten as well :D

[yosekay]

here at junes we have a wide range of toothbrushes, that would be well suited to cleaning up such things. i'll make sure to bring you one before i see you next

[wildlinks]

You clean stuff with toothbrushes? I didn't know you were so patient and diligent.

[yosekay]

bro, i am the face of patience itself.

anyway, it's a simple process. first, it goes up the nose.

[wildlinks]

ew

go on. I think I heard something similar in history class. about ancient Egyptians pulling dead man's brain out with a hook through the nose

you are a strange man, Yu Narukami

[yosekay]

i might have been asleep for that lesson. is that what you want me to do? i can look it up google has all the answers

he knows shit. Random shit. Yosuke should know, Yu helped him during class

[wildlinks]

that's how Egyptians would make their mummies. pull out the brains and then make a mummy out of the rest.

it would be cool if I end up being a mummy after I die.

> Your knowledge has greatly increased

[yosekay]

as long as i get dibs on the eulogy we're cool

as long as, you know, i'm not in jail for eating you

> wonders if Yosuke's school knowledge ever increases

[wildlinks]

don't worry. I'll leave last note and everything. speaking of, in my last will and testament, I'll leave you my TV glasses. Keep them safe partner

> No.

[yosekay]

totally creepy.

yes, of course i'll keep your glasses.

it's like my first trophy

in case anyone ever reads this text that isn't you, i just want the world to know i was totally killing and have no intentions of ever harming him

shit

*kidding

[wildlinks]

yes we were just hypothetically speaking

about you cannibalizing me in a dire situation. If I die first.


You still have no customers?

[He has a plan if the answer is no.]

[yosekay]

bro, its deader than my dating life

[wildlinks]

I see.

[Someone is on his way over with a box of biscuits he made this morning. He left half for Nanako and snatched others for Yosuke.

Of course, he's not going to tell him he's coming over. It's a surprise.]

Also, your dating life is not dead. It'd be dead if nothing happened. You get rejected and that's something.

[yosekay]

[Blissfully unaware, as always, Yosuke's life in the electronics department is a never ending game of phone solitaire.]

that hurt my soul at the deepest level possible