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76 | overwatch

[mylawn]

1. Trust no one in laser tag. Not a single one.

2. How about we save the 40s for when we FINISH the mission this time?

3. I texted someone at 0400 and said let’s fight. I texted them an hour later and said thanks.

4. Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona. Pretty sure I got here on foot.

5. No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.

6. text him???

1

[hunter_of_gunmen]

I will not apologize for sound tactical sense.

[mylawn]

We had an alliance and you are a traitor.

[hunter_of_gunmen]

We had a non-aggression pact and I am a winner.

[mylawn]

That's a funny way to spell cheater.

5, with an alternate interpretation of 'high'

[justice_from_above]

I swear they are intentionally jamming my motion tracker.

And strangers are always nice when you carry a rocket launcher. You should try it sometime.

[mylawn]

Are you threatening people, Fareeha?

[justice_from_above]

Only subtly and with class.

[mylawn]

Rocket launcher. Subtle.

4

[plumpopsicle]

That goes from black out drunk to possible fugue state. Do you need me to come get you, Ba-Ba?

[mylawn]

No, I figure I'll find my way back eventually.

4

[good_bamf_ugly]

on the bright side, i just pocketed myself $120.

[mylawn]

I'm happy for you. Really.

[good_bamf_ugly]

not sure the miles per minute work out but it's about right

[mylawn]

Don't get smug.

2

[whyarewehere]

i didn't know you went to fun police academy, that explains everything.

[mylawn]

Graduated top of the class. Sober up.

[whyarewehere]

are there gonna be consequences or are you just gonna glare at me with your cyclops visor stare and expect me to move?

[ Not moving when people want him to is his specialty. He has so much practice and has worked very hard! ]

[mylawn]

I'll kick your ass, kid. Don't try me.

3

[yakiniku]

An hour? That sounds like quite the fight. I assume you do not recall who the winner was.

Re: 3

[mylawn]

It must've been good if I thanked them for it.

[yakiniku]

Or perhaps you were thanking them for sparing your life? I wish I could have been there to witness it, nonetheless.

2 we can pretend they're vaguely on better terms

[fantasmaniac]

what's the point drinking after
better to start that shit early

???? better terms????

[mylawn]

I didn't think you could still get drunk.

better-ish..................

[fantasmaniac]

learning something new about me everyday
and pretty sure it still goes the same for you