tfln.

[bababooey]

tfln. you know what to do.

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Krissy Chambers | Supernatural

[nomorefistbumps]

1. i got kicked out of b&n cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

2. when he told me he didn't have a condom i told him that was fine b/c i'm ready to be a mom. magically he found one.

3. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

4. Text her

3

[kon_el]

I think you're in the basement. Hang on.

...yeah, the basement. There're a lightswitch like ten feet to the left.

Also, your shirt is there, too.

[nomorefistbumps]

Why am I in the basement?

....and why do you know that? How drunk was I?!

[kon_el]

I don't know that part.

I know that because I can see you through the floor.

Uhm... most people got very drunk.

I tried not to watch people, because someone said that was creepy.

But you seemed to like the twizzler whiskey a lot.

[nomorefistbumps]

Crap.

Oh god you can see THROUGH the-- STOP LOOKING!

Never again.

[kon_el]

Oh for the love of... I'm not going to peek at you, Krissy. I would never do that to you. I just located you, then looked away and found your shirt.

[nomorefistbumps]

Fine. Whatever.

[a few mins later]

Never let me drink that much again.

[kon_el]

I'll do my best.

But, ah, you don't always listen to me. I'm an idiot, remember?

[nomorefistbumps]

Thanks.

I don't listen to anyone, that part isn't even special. And I only call it like I see it.

And I don't think I've called you an idiot recently.

[kon_el]

True. And true

We should get out of here and get something to eat.

[nomorefistbumps]

Food sounds like the best plan. Something disgustingly greasy.

I’ll meet you?

2

[realityversusporn]

Well, he better have. That's all I've got to say.

[nomorefistbumps]

Omg why does technology fail me every time.

That was NOT meant for you, Old Man.

[realityversusporn]

Fail you? I need to bleach my eyeballs!

[nomorefistbumps]

I'm gonna go hide and pretend this never happened, to be honest.

2.

[lotsoflaughs]

Amazing how that works when the guy in question doesn't want kids either yet or at all. Or have to be forced to pay child support in places that have it.

[nomorefistbumps]

Best. Advice. Ever.

[lotsoflaughs]

Yep. Just pay attention to who you use the line with, because there are guys that wouldn't deter.

[nomorefistbumps]

Why does that not surprise me?

[lotsoflaughs]

Because people are assholes.

[nomorefistbumps]

Can't deny that.

1

[markonmysoul]

You make me so proud.

[nomorefistbumps]

Well, someone's got to.