"um, you shouldn't have eaten that"

[bubblegumhair]

"No wait, Don't eat That!"
The Meme

Note: This does deal with drugs and spiked food, so there could be potential triggers or uncomfortable subjects in general. This can also contain sexual content, and some gross content such as illnesses/germs and consuming insects.

How this works:
1. The usual deal: Name, canon, and any preferences you think are necessary to put in subject line.
2. You just ate/drank something you shouldn't! Why? Drugged? Spiked? Who knows! The thing is, you ate it, and your friend was too late to warn you of its contents. Or maybe they weren't aware and let you eat it anyway!
3. You can decide who is the eater and who is the warner. List "the eater" if you specifically want to eat something, or list "the friend" if you want to specifically be the friend in your subject box.
4. You can leave your comment blank or write what your character is eating if you want to be specific.
5. Use a random generator or choose whatever you want.
5. React accordingly.

The Contents

1. Acid/LSD
Whatever you ate, it's giving you a trip and you're freaking out! It's up to your friend to take care of you until the drug runs its course.

2. Marijuana
Pot brownies! Or pot something else! You suddenly feel more chill than usual.

3. Caffeine
Not a harmful drug, but whatever you ate has a lot of it. You're jumping off the walls!

4. Alcohol
This drink is delicious! You can't get enough! Problem is, it's either spiked or it was an alcoholic beverage to begin with. Your friend doesn't notice it until you've had a few too many...

5. Aphrodisiac
Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Oh, it's neither? It's the drink? Why didn't you tell me!? Things can only get sexy or awkward from here...

6. Allergens
It looks innocent enough. You take a bite! But wait, your friend says that what you just ate contains something you're allergic to! Oh crap!

7. Food Poisoning
Just because something looks okay and smells okay doesn't always mean it is okay. You eat a bit, and your friend comes in and says they were about to throw that out! Uh oh...you suddenly feel nauseous...

8. Germs/Illness
This is a special one because there's a timeskip involved. You unwarily eat something someone sneezed or coughed on, or you drink something that someone who is sick drank. A few days later and you're bedridden. You should be more careful!

9. NO WAIT STOP, THERE'S A FLY!
You're so excited to eat your object of food that you unwarily eat it without realizing that a fly landed on it and hasn't left! Oh no!

10. Muy Caliente!
You took a bite out of something super spicy. Flip out and breath fire, or impress your friend by having no effect whatsoever!

11. Wildcard
Got an idea for something not listed! Go for it.

Comments

audrey horne | twin peaks

[desirability]

[She's just going to innocently pick at this brownie before she eats it.]