bakerstreet | minor injury meme.

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Either role is fine! :D ]

[So, that hadn't really gone as planned, but then again, few things ever did, nowadays. He's had his eye on a weapons trafficking operation, and though he'd been successful in thwarting one of their runs, he hadn't exactly gotten out unscathed.

Breaking into the medical bay of a remote Overwatch outpost is most certainly not the smartest idea he's ever had, being the target of an international manhunt means nabbing supplies whenever the opportunity arises. It's closest, and empty (he hopes), and even if he isn't banged up too badly, he expects to be eventually. He should grab an extra med pack while he has the chance.

No sweat. Get in quietly, get out quickly, ideally before anyone realizes the fenced-off building has been breached and Notorious Vigilante Soldier: 76 is inside it, stealing first aid kits.

You know, like you do.]

minor injury meme.

Mercy | Overwatch

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