tfln.

[drunktexting]

the drill, you know it.

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Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[darthvaderfanboy]

1. I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

2. So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

3. Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.

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[hux]

Get lost.



[That's how he's feeling right now.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Oh good, you're still alive. Not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed right now.

[hux]

I hate you.

[this is what death feels like.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

Trust me, the feeling is mutual.

[hux]

I am never listening to you again when you say something is a good idea.

2

[leiafanboy]

You know unsurprisingly I'm doing better than that.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Well, good for you. Lucky bastard.

[leiafanboy]

you should try having a drink or three.

[darthvaderfanboy]

That's how I got into this mess in the first place.

[leiafanboy]

yeah but you can make it tomorrow's problem

3 [misfire]

[girlandherstaff]

... You're in on what? I ... How do we somehow end up texting each other?

[darthvaderfanboy]

....who is this?

[girlandherstaff]

[Tempting... WWHSD?]

Darth Vader

[darthvaderfanboy]

Not funny. Who is this??

[girlandherstaff]

That girl who beat you at interrogation. Somehow

3

[deepseated]

Please, all of my plots to kill you have a lot more subtlety.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I still don't see why you need my help. Subterfuge and subtlety aren't really my strengths.

[deepseated]

[ Might want to reconsider that if he's hoping to make a go of this Dark Lord of the Sith thing. Especially since Snoke almost certainly does both subterfuge and stealth - look at how he took over the First Order, after all. ]

Consider it a training exercise.

[darthvaderfanboy]

[Bah. He doesn't want to run the organization. He just wants to be as cool as Darth Vader.]

So what is the plan?

[deepseated]

[ Please, as if grandpa wasn't plotting to overthrow the Emperor the first chance that he got. ]

I just need to get close enough to the Ambassador to have a 'quiet word'.

And since you've literally nothing better to do this evening, I'm borrowing your formidable presence for a few hours.

[ Can you guess what this means, Ren? Can you? Time to dig out your dressier robes. ]

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[getmeoutofthedraft]

i don't know who we are but i feel like we have a lot in common

[Oh, no, Hawkeye. No.]

[darthvaderfanboy]

[This is a brilliantly bad idea, Hawkeye.]

If you're surrounded by idiots and incompetent fools, then we definitely do.

[getmeoutofthedraft]

i would argue but i just looked up to see one of my bunkmates throw a shaving brush at the other, so i'd have to go with yes.

[darthvaderfanboy]

One of the captains ended up in a trash compactor this week and I'm sure the general is plotting my death. Want to trade places?