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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.

2. So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

3. Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Get lost.



[That's how he's feeling right now.]
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good, you're still alive. Not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed right now.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate you.

[this is what death feels like.]
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, the feeling is mutual.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I am never listening to you again when you say something is a good idea.

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[personal profile] leiafanboy 2016-01-08 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You know unsurprisingly I'm doing better than that.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good for you. Lucky bastard.
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[personal profile] leiafanboy 2016-01-08 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
you should try having a drink or three.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's how I got into this mess in the first place.
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[personal profile] leiafanboy 2016-01-08 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but you can make it tomorrow's problem

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
... You're in on what? I ... How do we somehow end up texting each other?
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tempting... WWHSD?]

Darth Vader
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Not funny. Who is this??
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That girl who beat you at interrogation. Somehow

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[personal profile] deepseated 2016-01-09 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Please, all of my plots to kill you have a lot more subtlety.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I still don't see why you need my help. Subterfuge and subtlety aren't really my strengths.
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[personal profile] deepseated 2016-01-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Might want to reconsider that if he's hoping to make a go of this Dark Lord of the Sith thing. Especially since Snoke almost certainly does both subterfuge and stealth - look at how he took over the First Order, after all. ]

Consider it a training exercise.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Bah. He doesn't want to run the organization. He just wants to be as cool as Darth Vader.]

So what is the plan?
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[personal profile] deepseated 2016-01-09 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Please, as if grandpa wasn't plotting to overthrow the Emperor the first chance that he got. ]

I just need to get close enough to the Ambassador to have a 'quiet word'.

And since you've literally nothing better to do this evening, I'm borrowing your formidable presence for a few hours.


[ Can you guess what this means, Ren? Can you? Time to dig out your dressier robes. ]

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[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2016-01-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know who we are but i feel like we have a lot in common

[Oh, no, Hawkeye. No.]
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[This is a brilliantly bad idea, Hawkeye.]

If you're surrounded by idiots and incompetent fools, then we definitely do.
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[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2016-01-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
i would argue but i just looked up to see one of my bunkmates throw a shaving brush at the other, so i'd have to go with yes.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-09 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
One of the captains ended up in a trash compactor this week and I'm sure the general is plotting my death. Want to trade places?

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