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[drunktexting]

go get it.

Comments

i) UG-verse, i think

[reticence]

And you said that you needed more excitement in your life.

[knightscode]

It's true, this is pretty tense. Jealous?

[reticence]

Knowing you, the tacos are probably made by hand, so don't you know. Surprisingly, yes.

[knightscode]

You can have some, if you like. There's probably some sort of innuendo in there. Something about eating my tacos?

1/2

[reticence]

Something like that. Of course now I have to be careful in how I respond, and how to say that I am. Interested. In eating your tacos.

2/2

[reticence]

[a beat, before:]

Sampling your spicy meat.

[knightscode]

[ Quietly chokes. But -- ]

You don't know how spicy it is until you try it.

[reticence]

Well it's good that you invited me over then. Of course, now you've got me wondering whether I'll be able to handle it.

[knightscode]

I suppose that depends on how spicy you like things.

[reticence]

I suppose that it does. I'll have you know I've got a fairly expansive palate though -- I may surprise you yet.

[knightscode]

Maybe I should add a little more chilli for you, just to see if you can take it.

[reticence]

Careful now, Lancelot. You're a good host but I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself -- certainly not on my behalf.

[knightscode]

You think I'd hurt myself? I can handle some spice.

[reticence]

I don't doubt it. What was that you said about your hot Latin blood? I just wouldn't want you to go too far because you were trying to show off. Besides. Don't you want me to enjoy the experience? You, me? Angela Lansbury?

[knightscode]

It's all I ever dreamed of. The three of us, together at last.

[reticence]

Ah, your true desires are revealed at long last. Think of how many jealous teenaged women I now have to watch out for.

[Careful now, Faolan.]

[knightscode]

And men. I've had at least two of those trying their luck.

[reticence]

You'd told me about the one who was feeling you up, but two? When did that happen?

...the party.

[Careful now, Faolan.]

[knightscode]

Good guess. Apparently the tux really draws them out.

[knightscode]

Don't worry it wasn't Norrell

[reticence]

Thank god for small miracles.

[reticence]

You shouldn't be surprised though. It WAS a good look. Like moths to a flame.

[knightscode]

Are you implying I'll burn them?

[reticence]

Wearing that tux like you did? Almost certainly.

[He means you were hot, Lancelot. In case you didn't get that. He's definitely pushing it now though, abandon ship, Faolan, abandon ship...]

[knightscode]

[ No he's not in fact getting what you're implying. ]

I feel like I should be insulted but I'm not even sure I understand why