Damn you, spruce bark beetles!

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the BAD MOVIE NIGHT meme

◘Post your character with their name and canon in the subject line.
◘Your character and the character(s) who tag are now watching a bad movie together. Maybe they're using it for a drinking game. Maybe they're just mocking it. Maybe they're even filming reaction videos. You decide.
◘No RNG options - just pick whatever movie you love to hate. If you can't decide on one, Birdemic, Plan 9 from Outer Space, or anything listed here is always a good choice.

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Shirley Fennes | Tales of Legendia

[shirleyhopeful]

[So...exactly what is she watching?]

I haven't actually watched this one, but hey.

[knightofcourage]

[The answer: Mega Piranha.]

...I think I've seen a monster like that before.

Me either but now I want to see it

[shirleyhopeful]

[...Giant man eating fish...what. Why would anyone want to make this?]

Really? I don't think I've seen anything like that before.

We have monsters but I'm not sure if we have a giant fish that eats people.

I heard about it from friends! They say it's exactly what it seems like.

[knightofcourage]

Well, they don't eat people. But they're really not as bad as some of the monsters I've seen before. They wouldn't be this hard to get rid of, either.

Pff awesome

[shirleyhopeful]

Oh, so you mean you have seen a giant fish before! It must have been really difficult to fight a monster that big!

[It's even bigger then Nerifes!]

[knightofcourage]

Not really. Monsters don't seem that different to me when I have to fight them.

[Admittedly at first it was because all of them scared him more or less equally, but it's the same result right?]

[shirleyhopeful]

It's still impressive to me that you can fight all of them.

I'm not sure if I can! [Being a spell castor and all]

[knightofcourage]

Well, it's not like I fight them alone either. The reason I can fight them is because I have help from my friends, too.

[And Marta's pretty formidable herself. Emil certainly wouldn't want to face her.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[And there was a giggle]

I'm glad, I don't know what to think if you had to fight by you- [What the, did that fish eat the entire person whole?!]

[knightofcourage]

Um...I've never seen a monster do that before.

[Well, there was that one time with the manitou but that didn't count. Also, not quite a fish. Even a giant one.]

[shirleyhopeful]

[And suddenly Shirley found herself a little bit nervous about what kind of monsters lurk in the water...]

W-well, it doesn't mean we can't fight our way out of a monster's stomach right?

[knightofcourage]

Probably...something would have to happen if you just kept attacking it from the inside, wouldn't it?

[shirleyhopeful]

...

You don't think that the monster will haunt us after it's dead, will it? We would have killed it from the inside and it would be a rather...gruesome death.

[knightofcourage]

[Scary.]

I...don't think so. I've never seen anyone haunt anything, let alone a monster.

[shirleyhopeful]

[It was then that Shirley realizes that maybe she might have been hanging around with Norma way too much]

It is still a living thing, so it might turn into a ghost. So who knows...

[peepitstraw]

[ oh god, i actually saw this when i was little and it scared the crap out of me. anyway. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie ]

[ Norma is watching this with the weirdest expression. she's not even paying attention to what's going on because she's too busy looking at the puppets. she leans over towards her during the movie ]

Psst, Shirl. Which one of the "kids" do you think is the hottest~?

[shirleyhopeful]

[People come up with the strangest movies. Still, she couldn't help but play along.]

I don't know, there are quite few to choose from. I don't think that I can choose just one!

[peepitstraw]

What about...the chunky one?! You can pinch his cheeks all day long and he would never feel it because he's so chunky!

[shirleyhopeful]

You like that one Norma? [Giggle]

The poor boy, he's will get pitched by Norma and he will never know!

[peepitstraw]

Yeah! He won't know what hit him!

[shirleyhopeful]

I guess that would probably mean the rest of his friends would comment on it! I hope you're ready for that!

I'll be sure to protect you though!

[peepitstraw]

I'm totally ready! I'll pinch all their cheeks!

[shirleyhopeful]

Yeah a- [...did one of the kids just peed out in public?]

Um...was that suppose to happen?

[peepitstraw]

[ Norma screams! ]

Ew, ew! That's so gross!! That's like something gross that Red would do!

[shirleyhopeful]

...

I don't think Moses would do something like that at all! ...I don't think anyone would!