THANKS FROM LAST NIGHT

[memepasta]

thanksgiving it's thanksgiving for everybody~
except for europeans ♫

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Dean Winchester || Supernatural || ota

[markonmysoul]

A) You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt

B) I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep

C) I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.

D) text him

B

[first_summers]

You have such stellar taste in women. Really, I'm applauding. Also hoping you didn't catch anything. Because ew.

[markonmysoul]

Buff. Buffster. Buffikins.

Come on, Cindi could of been the love of my life, tramp stamp aside. You're assuming things right now.

No way, I wrap up my little soldiers.

[first_summers]

Deano. Deanmeister.

Her name was CINDI? Officially not assuming. There is only knowing.

And your "little soldiers"? Ew. Eeeeewwww. Excuse me while I go bleach my brain.

[markonmysoul]

Sure was! She even dotted her "i"'s with hearts.

My third leg? My favorite gun? My PENIS, Buff. MY PENIS.

[first_summers]

I got the picture, Dean. Literally. It's saved on my phone.

[markonmysoul]

... I forgot I sent that to you. Well, have you enjoyed it at least?

[first_summers]

Enjoyed... not exactly the word I'd use. But sure. We'll go with that.

Though, FYI. Dawn may turn eight shades of red next time she sees you.

[markonmysoul]

I was drunk, I'm sorry drunk me thought that was a good idea.

Oh man, you showed the kid? Why?

A

[heavenonearth]

Why should I guess? You can just tell me.

[markonmysoul]

Guessing is half the fun, Cas. Give it a shot.

[heavenonearth]

I'm not having fun yet. Is it Sam's?

[markonmysoul]

You never have fun. Guess again.

[heavenonearth]

That isn't true. Your own?

[markonmysoul]

Very true. I don't even know if the times I've forced you to watch Game of Thrones you enjoyed it.

Crowley's, Cas. It's Crowleys.

[heavenonearth]

Of course I enjoyed it. I can't wait for the next season.

But what are you doing with Crowley? Is everything all right? Are you all right?

[markonmysoul]

That's what I'm talking about.

I'm fine, we got away but not before cracking him good in the jaw. It felt great to shut him up.

C

[bigvessel]

Congratulations. 1-10 on the immorality scale, how wild was it?

[markonmysoul]

Easy eight and a half. I regret nothing.

[bigvessel]

With a score like that, it's mandatory to share the story.

[markonmysoul]

Well he's a priest ... at least he was at the time.

[bigvessel]

A priest fucking a guy. Shocking. Come on. Did he quote scripture while he came? Use a crucifix in an interesting way? Give you a facial with holy water.

[markonmysoul]

I've gotten too many facials with holy water already. That would have not been anything new.

It was suppose to be a day of confession. There was a group waiting. The confessional was other wise occupied.

[bigvessel]

So the priest is taking the Santa Clause approach to 'tell me all your sins' now? That's one way to get new people in the booth.

[markonmysoul]

Right? If that's the case I should of gone to church ages ago.