let's do it again

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Kunsel | Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII

[deus_ex_phs]

1. Drunk and crying about LOVELESS- how's your night?

2. DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN

3. He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag.

4. Text him!

1 although I'm laughing because I feel like Kunsel would be texting someone else about Zack doing 3

[heroproceeding]

sleeping on a mattress that makes the barracks feel like a five star hotel.

so why did you think that was a good idea again? I know that play makes you such a big slobbering sap in the first place. [ Although to this day, he doesn't know why. Too much cheese for him, bro. Too much. ]

Chances are good it's him or Reno

[deus_ex_phs]

ouch, that sounds painful

the word your are looking for is blubbering. I'm a blubbering sap not slobbering. and I'm watching it because I'm drowning my misery in more misery

and alcohol

[Kunsel's just drunk enough to fall victim to making his own grammar mistakes while criticizing Zack.]

Reno would be a good call, too.

[heroproceeding]

tell me about it.

by the way I think the word you are looking for is you're. [ Oh, yeah. He just went there. Never mind his grammar can be terrible. Thank Shiva for auto-correct. ]

so why are you drowning your misery tonight? someone turn you down?

Man, you have to feel for Rude

[deus_ex_phs]

oh shove it. one extra latter you know what I meant.

[It's too bad auto-correct only catches words that aren't actual words.]

can't it just be cause my best buddy ditched me? ditched me and left me all alone with nothing but ice cream and alcohol to console me. how do I know you didn't leeeeaaave meeee, Zack?

You really do. Putting up with all of Reno's shit. Kinda a good parallel to these two.

[heroproceeding]

latter huh? I didn't know they called them that now.

ice cream and alcohol sounds pretty good to me. I think I might like that better actually. [ Is he being a teasing shit? Maybe. Just maybe. Is he hoping he doesn't regret typing those words? Also a possibility. Who knows how drunk Kunsel really is... Guess he's gonna find out. ]

Reno is way worse than Zack

[deus_ex_phs]

keep it up and I won't save you any ice cream or alcohol. i'll eat it all myself

[How drunk do you think he is?]

ZACK MIGHT HAVE TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH THEN.

[heroproceeding]

[ Apparently not drunk enough to fail in making threats like that. ]

that's my stash! you better not eat all of it! [ Although it'll be Kunsel's turn to buy next anyway, so it's really not that big a deal. ]


I hope you aren't making parallels with life and that play again kuns. I'm not gonna suddenly leave and never come back if that's what you're thinking. [ Little did he know some years later.... ]

THAT WAS NOT A CHALLENGE, ZACK

[deus_ex_phs]

promise me you'll come back an I'll save you some.

[Yeah, he might have been drawing parallels again.]

I mean if you don't come back you wont care anyway, right?

[Years later, he looks back on this conversation with so much regret.]

THAT TOTALLY WAS. THAT WAS A CALLING TO ARMS

[heroproceeding]

[ Oh, gaiadamn it, Kunsel. This is why he banned you from intoxication while seeing LOVELESS. That play makes you such a weenie without the alcohol even added to the mix.

This is Zack slowly running a hand down his face on the other side. ]

I do care and you know that. [ And this time it's not about the ice cream and crappy beer.

that would seriously be the worst. ]

Why does he put up with you again?

[deus_ex_phs]

but you won't if you're dead.

[Banning him from intoxicated LOVELESS was a good idea, Zack. It's just too bad there can't always be someone there to stop him from making regrettable life choices.]

that's why you gotta promise.

Because at the end of the day, he's all you have, bro. HE'S ALL. YOU HAVE.

[heroproceeding]

[ Clearly, Zack needs to ban LOVELESS, period. Or at least make good to hide that copy before he's off on a long assignment. And make sure there's no beer left in the fridge. If Luxiere wasn't someone who shared an equal love of that play and beer, he would trust 'em, but as it stands, this is Zack's every so often fight with his best friend. THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES. ]

I'm not gonna die I promise! now do me a favor and put the rest of the stuff away. if you wanna finish the ice cream that's fine. beer and LOVELESS need to go. [ That's what started this crap in the first place. ]

Wow, that's a sad statement about his life.

[deus_ex_phs]

[Sorry, Zack, but everyone has their vices, and this one happens to be Kunsel's.]

I'm gonna hold you to that you know. no dying.

I'm not giving up LOVELSS. how else am I supposed to cope when I get dumped?

2 (did someone order a parallel? ;) )

[casuallypro]

Well what else am I meant to do with it? And don't say eat it because that shit ain't happening.

Pfff omg. XD (Is this a case of "speak of the devil"?)

[deus_ex_phs]

I don't care how bad it is! Don't make your PHS suffer for it!

...maybe~

[casuallypro]

So what if I throw it at someone else's screen?

/laughing

[deus_ex_phs]

...depends on whose screen.

[Does he need to be suspicious of you, Reno?]

[casuallypro]

Depends on whose I find.

[Good news for Kunsel, there are plenty of people more at risk of losing their PHS screen than him!]

[deus_ex_phs]

[If only Kunsel could rely on Reno only doing the most likely things.]

I'm preemptively banning you from getting anywhere near my PHS.

And you might want to ban yourself from Cissnei's. Trust me, it's for your own good.

[casuallypro]

Haa, I can take her. Not many tricks she has hidden from me.

[Though he knows there are probably one or two, at least.]

Anyway. How would I talk to you if your screen's soupy and broken?

[deus_ex_phs]

Oh, so you wouldn't care if I hit the Forward button on that last text and sent it off to her?

Exactly!

...wait, is that supposed to be agreeing with me, or are you trying to tempt me to let you break my PHS?

[Yup, not above giving Reno shit, too.]

[casuallypro]

Go ahead.

[He could use a test of how well he can talk himself out of shit with her these days.]

Haha. Funny but you still keep replying.

[deus_ex_phs]

Alright, if you insist.

[Brb, he might be following through and forwarding all this to Cissnei. Have fun honing your bullshitting skills with her, Reno.]

Well, how else am I supposed to find out about your potential threats to my PHS?

[casuallypro]

[Good luck when he convinces her Kunsel started it somehow...]

Please. If there was a threat, you'd know it. Besides, the soup's long gone now.

[deus_ex_phs]

[That's why Kunsel forwarded all of it, Reno.]

Wait, what did you do with it?