Seriously, mate, the baby's fine. The mission's just off to a rocky start, that's all. Not my fault swaddled babies look surprisingly similar to tactical gear when they're in those adorable little backpacks.
Then we'll adopt her and name her after Captain America. I've heard coparenting's the next big thing.
Fitz, I've got it. She'd already been left on the sofa, she's probably safer with me than she'd been waiting for her mum to finish her screaming match with the concierge.
Look, it's not as if I'm going to wait till it's unattended, just until the lobby's a bit less occupied by men with concealed weapons. She'll be taken care of.
Yeah, alright, it'll just be a temporary name. A code name.
Anyway, Steph's mum just left the lobby without noticing. Either I've ID'd the wrong mother or the baby situation's more complicated than I'd initially assumed.
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Does Coulson know?
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Seriously, mate, the baby's fine. The mission's just off to a rocky start, that's all. Not my fault swaddled babies look surprisingly similar to tactical gear when they're in those adorable little backpacks.
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Hunter!
Take it back!
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Which is to say I'll bring it back as soon as the mark's moved on. Didn't exactly join the military to babysit infants in bathrooms, did I.
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What if you can't find its parents?
You just kidnapped a baby!
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Fitz, I've got it. She'd already been left on the sofa, she's probably safer with me than she'd been waiting for her mum to finish her screaming match with the concierge.
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How exactly are you going to explain to her and the authorities that you just accidentally picked up a baby?
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And I was planning on explaining it not at all, actually. I'm just waiting for a quiet moment to slip in and leave her with the front desk.
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So you're going to drop a baby at the front desk. Like a package.
You are
I can't even
:|
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Look, it's not as if I'm going to wait till it's unattended, just until the lobby's a bit less occupied by men with concealed weapons. She'll be taken care of.
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And she better be or you're never going to hear the end of it.
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She likes me, btw. Hasn't cried once. Like I said, would've been worse off on the sofa.
[ Because if the baby likes him then kidnapping is ok, obviously. ]
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That would be cute if the situation wasn't so serious.
[Your logic, Hunter. It's bad.]
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I'm thinking "Stephanie".
[ Who needs logic when you can screw with Fitz, lbr. ]
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You can't name the baby.
She's not ours
Yours
PUT HER BACK.
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Anyway, Steph's mum just left the lobby without noticing. Either I've ID'd the wrong mother or the baby situation's more complicated than I'd initially assumed.
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Coulson is not going to be happy.
SHIELD life is not a good place to raise a child. :|
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To a point.