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Ned Stark || Game of Thrones || OTA

[winter_iscoming]

1. yes, you did hear me right. The Lannisters are all arse holes. All of them.

2. whores are nice when they give you what you want and a little bit extra.

3. I wasn't lying when I said Robert ran through King's Landing bloody naked and piss drunk. I thought it would be funny to join him.

1.

[fatheroflions]

now that was petty, childish and feeble.

oh crap.

[winter_iscoming]

What? I never typed that.

[Yeah sure, Ned.]

[fatheroflions]

then another member of your household did.

[ Which is something Tywin would still blame Ned for, at the end of the day. ]

[winter_iscoming]

No.....no, they didn't. I did it.....Robert and I, we.....we got drunk.

[He wasn't about to lie. That wasn't his style.]

[fatheroflions]

[ Whatever else a Stark is, at least they're honest. ]

my daughter did mention something to that effect.

[winter_iscoming]

[What exactly did Cersei say?]

The Queen? [Shit.] May I ask what she said?

[fatheroflions]

[ Scathing complaints about her life, mostly. ]

what she said with regard to the king's drinking, or what she said about something else in particular?

[ Dodging the question unhelpfully; possibly because Ned called him an arsehole, possibly because he is an arsehole. ]

[winter_iscoming]

Any of it.

[Gods, he was so embarrassed right now. You weren't supposed to hear this, Tywin. In the future, he'll make sure not to get drunk and sent stupid messages.]

[fatheroflions]

[ Tywin forgets nothing. He forgives nothing. This is going to come back and bite Ned later on, guaranteed. ]

the queen spoke fondly of lady sansa.

2.

[lovedonewoman]

I told you the whores under my employ are very good at what they do.

[winter_iscoming]

[Oh Gods, not you, you funny, little man.]

Baelish. What makes you think I'd ever step foot in one of your "establishments?"

[lovedonewoman]

You are the one who spoke so fondly of whores in that message. Does Cat know you enjoy visiting establishments like mine?

[winter_iscoming]

I don't know what you're talking about, Baelish. Hold your tongue, or I might have to cut it out. [He'd never betray Catelyn's trust. Not ever, dude.]

[lovedonewoman]

Of course not. Well, I'm sure you meant to send that message to someone else, then. How unfortunate that I received it instead. It would be a shame if your wife knew about it.

[winter_iscoming]

I didn't mean to send the message at all. Gods, don't tell Cat about this mistake, Baelish. It was Robert's fault with all that damn wine.

[lovedonewoman]

Perhaps, in the future, you should let Robert send messages on your behalf. Other men might use such messages to their own advantage. It's a good thing we are friends.

[winter_iscoming]

I don't want anyone knowing about these messages, especially not Robert and Cat. It was a stupid, drunken mistake. What makes you think we're friends, Baelish? Keep away from my wife, alright?

[You might have struck a nerve.]

[lovedonewoman]

I thought you said it was Robert's fault. Perhaps you should not take part in drinking again, Ned. Cat is an old friend, who knows what might slip out when I see her again.

[summerswarg]

[ Bran giggles at the first one. ]

3. How old were you then, Father?

[winter_iscoming]

[You weren't supposed to know about this, Bran.]

It doesn't really matter. I was drunk and rather stupid.

3.

[nightwatcher]

...You're a piece of work, Ned.

Benjen!

[winter_iscoming]

Aye, I can be if I want.

[Yep, he's smiling as he knows it's you, brother.

Don't tell me you've not done stupid things in your life before, brother.

Hallo!

[nightwatcher]

You forget, brother, that I've always been the more sensible of the three.

Re: He's missed you, bro

[winter_iscoming]

Aye, that may be true, yet you cannot know what you do after several flagons of wine.