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Jason Todd | DC Comics (preboot)

[goodsoldier]

(1) Because your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.

(2) I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong.

(3) I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. If that was you, you need to take it down a notch.

(4) or text him

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[theotherspeedy]

Nope, pretty sure there are people you've pissed off waaaaaaay more than me. One little kidnapping isn't much in the big scheme of things, really.

And really? I've had worse.

[goodsoldier]

Whoops. Meant that for someone else. Frankly if you left it I'd be sort of impressed.

[theotherspeedy]

Well, you remember that time one of your safehouses ended up somehow filled with hornets?

Turns out you can buy hornet pheromones online.

Just saying.

[goodsoldier]

I don't, actually, but I'll be on the lookout for a safehouse full of dead hornets.

So: no big deal, you've had worse, huh?

[theotherspeedy]

Oh, I set up a thing, no worries. They should have a nice nest and whole little ecosystem going by now.

You really think your little "come to the dark side we have cookies, let's fight in the school gym" thing was the best way to mess with my head?

[goodsoldier]

So what I'm hearing is that actually you're still pretty hung up on that.

Why, Mia. I didn't know you still thought about me!

[theotherspeedy]

You're the one with my number in your phone, Jaybird. Planning a second go at trying to win me over to the psycho side?

[Why is she still talking, this is so messed up... and yet... okay maybe she's a little hung up on it. Stupid kidnapping psycho ex sidekicks.]

[goodsoldier]

I've got all kinds of numbers. But yeah, totally, if giving you the whole spiel didn't work, then accidentally texting you will definitely seal the deal.

[theotherspeedy]

Insults and shit aside, can I ask you, seriously?

Why bother? The whole thing. And don't tell me it was to fuck with Batman through GA through me.

[goodsoldier]

Oh, seriousness. OK then.

What are you really asking, though. Is it "why did you do it that way" or "why did you choose me." You only get to pick one.

[theotherspeedy]

I wanna know why you put so much effort into fucking with me, in particular. And don't tell me it wasn't effort, that shit took planning, and it wasn't even what you were in town for.

And don't pull the "you only get one answer" bullshit, Todd. If you want to ask shit, go ahead, if that makes you feel like this is a "fair exchange"

[goodsoldier]

It was a multipurpose trip. Came on down and sounded you out. Pissed off GA and got GA pissed off at Batman. Riled up Batman, blew up some stuff. You know. Me things.

Nope, that's your allotted answer. Maybe I'd feel obliged to answer more if I didn't have Schrodinger's hornets to deal with.

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[phoibos]

At least 60% of them liked it.

[goodsoldier]

What kind of statistic is that. Is that a drunk statistic because it sure sounds like it.

[phoibos]

I might still be drinking.

[goodsoldier]

OK well here's a free tip: if you try to jiggle a tit and there's nothing to jiggle, don't slap a dude in the nipple for being "uncooperative."

[phoibos]

You kids are so sensitive these days.

[goodsoldier]

Yeah, it's part of our newfangled moral values which preclude shit like getting fucked by swans

[phoibos]

Hey, the animal shit was all my dad and uncle

Mostly.

I got the chicks who turned into trees to get away from me.

And now you know why I drink.

[goodsoldier]

Be honest, you probably humped the tree, or got mad when the bark wouldn't jiggle.

[phoibos]

I might be drunk, but I still have good aim.

[goodsoldier]

Wow, you old guys sure are touchy.

[phoibos]

I thought we already established that like four or five texts ago.

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[thegoshdarn]

1. Are you sure it's not yours?

2. Why would I have a knife in your bed?