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Animal Transformation Meme

So everything is normal this morning. The sun is shining (or maybe it’s raining, or maybe it’s snowing, or maybe you’re in space), you’re in bed (or hammock, or cot, or pile of hay) and everything is good (or not). Except for one tiny thing.

You’re an animal.

Why are you an animal? How do you change back? Who knows! It’s an adventure, right?!

Instructions:

► Post your character with name, series, and what animal they are in the subject
► Tag by going to RNG and roll a number 1-8
► Roll with the scenario given and play it out.
► Have fun!

1. The Evil Sorcerer/Sorceress: You transformed the poor victim into an animal, it’s all your fault. But why? Well, clearly, you’re going to tell them right now.
2. The Captor: You’ve found the poor thing on the side of the road, or maybe in your friend’s room. So you’ve taken them home as your pet. You wonder why they’re acting so strangely...
3. Looking to Adopt: Somehow, they’ve ended up in the pet shop, looking to be adopted. You’re looking for a new pet and they might just be perfect
4. My Hero!: So someone was pulling on their tail or trying to feed them to a cat or something. You’ve come in to save the day!
5. The Food Chain: You’re an animal, too! Too bad they just happen to be your favorite snack.
6. Animal Bros: You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours? It’s a hard world for an animal out there! Since we’re both of the non-human persuasion, let’s help each other out.
7. Fairy Tale Endings: So the story’s coming to an end, and you need something to transform back into your normal self. This calls for True Love’s Kiss.... or the kiss of the closest princess around.
8.Free roll: Whatever one you want! Or a mix, or all, or none!

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[He picks her up, gently, sitting her in both his tiny hands, before lowering her into a handkerchief next he made in a basket. He doesn't realize who she is, just yet.]

It's a bad place for a small bird like you -- cats everywhere, you know?

[A tweet and a flutter of her wings. Hello, roomie.]

[He tucks a tiny cup of water next to her. What do you eat? He doesn't know how to take care of birds.]

How did you even get in here?

[A few conversational chirps. She hops from the nest and tries to peck at something of hers on the desk, but she's not sure that'll get the point across.]

Don't do that, that's not mine. Geez... I don't want to get in trouble, so you've gotta stay still.

[Another chirp, and trying to tug on it... but she's too tiny. She fluffs up her feathers, frustrated >|]

Did you just get mad at me? It's not my fault. Come on, get back in the nest.

[Another tug at the paper. C'mon, notice it please?]

Stop it. [He tugs the paper away.] That belongs to Miss Hououji. If you want a toy I'll find you something else.

[She gives him an exasperated bird look. Yes that's the point.]

Don't give me that look.

[a pause

Can birds even give people looks? Is he imagining it? What the hell? Did the bird really just-- He sighs.]

... You're so small and fragile, aren't you?

[Fuu bird is going to make you go crazy, isn't she?

... She flutters her wings a little. Well, yes canaries to tend to be.]

[He picks her up again and puts her back in the nest.] That's not going to make you look any bigger.

...

... I'm talking to a bird. I must have hit a new low, haven't I?

[She chirps again and hops from the nest to his hand. Nothing wrong with talking to animals.]

You're jumping onto my hand so easily. Are you sure you want to do that? It's not going to be hard for me to crush all the bones in your body, you know?

You probably won't realize it until I do; you look dumb and you probably are. Aren't animals supposed to be scared of humans?

[She shivers a little birdy shiver, but she doesn't move. Just gives him a low tweet and sits right here. She's not an animal.]

... Bird. [At least he took off the dumb. He tilts his hand over to see if she'll tumble off, and crosses his arms on the desk, leaning his chin on them.]

Small, fragile, and weak. I guess my body's not that different from yours; except you won't come back, will you?

[She does her best to stay on his hand.

She tweets again, reaaaally hoping he doesn't break her, please. Because if he feels like it, she really doubts she'll get away.]

... Don't be dumb. I'm not really going to do it. I know it hurts to get crushed like that... but I guess you wouldn't know that, huh?

[He watches the bird, sighing.] This is ridiculous. Two hundred years, and the one thing I decide to talk to is a bird.

[A flutter and another tweet and hopping closer to his face. Talk?]

You're just a bird. You wouldn't tell anyone would you? If they ever show up here... to Maiza or Begg or... or anyone, if they ever come here?

You better not. I'll turn you into barbecue if you even think about it.

[Czes, that is a silly threat. Fuu can't help it. There is a whistle that resembles a laugh.]

Shut up. [He tries to swat her away.]

[She ducks and hops back one or two steps.

Come on Czes, it's just a bird don't be paranoid.]

... I feel like hell. [He grumbles.] What the hell? I'm getting mad at a bird.